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boldlygo-vegan: orangevegan: thebestoftumbling: HELLO SMALL COW *SNIFF SNIFF* What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
nectarandpoison: that Lucifer episode is just God writing au fanfiction about Deckerstar where is the lie
im-pretty-odd: realityismyillusion: hotfag: that “your brain makes you see yourself 5x as attractive as you actually are” is a lie i looked it up and it’s false and the truth is other people see you 20% more attractive than you see yourself.
catastrotaffy:At least two people in this picture know that the story Brian is telling is complete lies.
poochyenas: cyanyx: teffysayshi: expiredwater: holy crap stop best that is really mean Everything I once knew is a lie
dontplaywithme: light-cream-cheese: marauder-potter: coconi: hussieslips: louiebonbon: let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened oh #oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh my life is a lie #this
your-lies-ruin-lives: lolatprolife: evangotgold: Hmmm… If abortion is illegal then maybe condoms should be illegal because that is killing babies too. Imagine all those little, cute sperm and what they could become. You mean what they could becum.
noyoucommoner: moni158: vrihedd: “All you believe is a lie, because Master of wings is a Titan”Total AU, sorry for that Yes this would actually be the biggest plot twist ever, like erwin could actually be the leader and mastermind behind
nourrice: nourrice: me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose this is a lie im on the verge of tears
wifi-pizza-unsociable:showerisamazing:planetsoda:officialmcdonaldsblog:pikachucastiel:ghostofbucky: getinthefuckingjaeger: nostopdasgay: catslock: condelimoncio: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE THAT’S CHEATING This is a blatant violation of trust YOU
animetitle:all i want is to have one of those ghibli moments where the protag is just lying in a breezy field with wildflowers and big puffy clouds overhead. that’s the goal here.
bshenanigans: tellmeayarn: d-lightfulexcess: This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life. She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library. Put that last line on my headstone
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: I don’t care if Hillary Clinton is corrupt. I don’t care if she lies, if she cheats, if she eats bowls of newborn chipmunks for breakfast. She is literally the only thing standing
sad-black: gregwuzhere: sassyuchiha: katara:deathnoteforcutie:katara: is this a lie Her whole family is ^^^i need receipts. She can’t be hanging with Obama and be voting for Romney on the sly. She voted for Obama and got a bunch of her fans
topfunnystuff: 4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow Do not sleep, them lil kids strong as hell. Ever hold down a three-year-old girl who’s about to get blood drawn and is terrified of needles? Takes
alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up. English is the worst
dynastylnoire: ankh-niggas-anonymous: lucidxinsane: hypoghetticals: Ankhetry at its finest @ankh-niggas-anonymous if an ankh can just tell us why is there a hologram and who does it benefit to *lie* about this, that’d be great -mod r because
sapphiredoves: lolallday08: straightedgedhigh: angrychicano: iwillneverstopgoinghard: This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my whole life White boys ran towards the danger ^ I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH. The best part is that I’d be running
im-a-deceptikhan: okayysophia: memegamedrake: tyloriousrex: envymyblackness: bolto: when u nut n she keep succin Lmfao what is this shit That classic He-Man shit 😂😂 Accurate This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. The nut heard
Good news, everybody!That’s a lie. It’s good news for me.My oldest friend is coming to visit for a few days. As the calendar-wary might note, this coincides with the time of month where people pay some attention to this space. You see where this is
sansastarkt: Opening your eyes is all that is needing. The heart lies and the head plays tricks with us, but the eyes see true. Look with your eyes. Hear with your ears. Taste with your mouth. Smell with your nose. Feel with your skin. Then comes the
snakelikecharmer: parisjemm: A relationship is like a house If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb. Unless that house is a lying whore Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights
hamsters-in-cups: lil-hamilton: I’ve been lying this whole time—I don’t have a hamster I have a Pikachu Either that is a real-life pikachu or it is an A+++ Pikachu halloween costume!
mybibabies:Asami Sato was 6 when her mother was murdered18 when her entire life was uprooted, her first love cheated and lied to her and her father betrayed her and tried to murder her.19 when she was forced to take on a failing company that’s good
tastefullyoffensive:Feeding time!
library-mermaid:This is what I’ve been doing all day while lying in a chair unable to move from post-surgery hydrocodone hahaha.Some of these can be answered by Mercedes Lackey in both the Valdemar (x) series and the Tarma and Kethry set - nothing
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chartreusetrans: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cantcontrolthegay: If Netflix Was A Person WHERE IS THE LIE so what I’m getting from this gifset is that I’m pretty much Netflix when I have friends overSaaaaaaaame”YOU
gameofthronesdaily: Bear Island is a remote island in the North that is home to House Mormont. It lies within the Bay of Ice, north of Deepwood Motte and south of the Frozen Shore. The Mormonts live at Mormont Keep. The island contains old gnarled oaks,
blaze-chime: True beauty lies within the heart! The heart that is capable of love!!You have to understand this! Before everything is destroyed at your hands!!Thanks again to zetagame help cleaning up the scan
ajaxman: femininebeauty: Any man has the right to randomly fuck you at any time, such as when you’re lying on the beach. All you can do about it is try to suck on his feet out of gratitude. You’re nothing. Entertainment, that is all. (via TumbleOn)
pumpkinfrittata: myskinnylife: Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, women rights, rape culture, slut shaming, etc, more than school ever had. And there is something wrong with that. But where is the lie
strugglingtobeheard: howtobeterrell: brogigayo: weresterlies: i am generally pro-melon but man honeydew is bullshit god i hate honeydew Lies you tell lol i hate honeydew as well and love me some watermelon. honeydew that is ripe and juicy and has
A young Viking warrior and farmer, Ragnar believes he is destined for greatness. Frustrated by the restrictive policies of his local chieftain, Earl Haraldson, he is convinced that great riches lie to the west and resolves to sail across the ocean to
saddestgirls: snakelikecharmer:parisjemm: A relationship is like a house If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb. Unless that house is a lying whore Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better
moviesatthetheatres: Any guy who is passionate about movies and film making gets 500 points to Gryffindor. Not gonna lie, that is so attractive to me.
inkskinned: exstntl: no one is ever too busy for you. that’s a lie. you make time for what you want my dearest: this is just categorically untrue and very negative in a relationship of any kind. you, as a person, should have your own life outside
astronomy-to-zoology: Spiny Flower Mantis (Pesudocreobotra wahlbergi) …a small species of flower mantis that is native to southern and eastern Africa. Like other flower mantids this species is an aggressive mimic and mimics a flower, lying in wait
chutneyspew: cumslutanddomuk: And here she is with my load in her. I’m lying underneath waiting to drink it as it pours out of her well fucked cunt. that is one beautiful motherfucking pussy! Why, thank you very much. ☺️
b-tchslapped: i-am-just-another-disappointment: si1ently—scr3aming: thislife-is-a-lie: - The scariest part about this is the fact that she’s holding her mouth to muffle the sound, so no one can hear her crying. She stayed strong ALL day and when
headturnmeon: parisjemm: a relationship is like a house if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb. unless that house is a lying whore then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights
solarsensei: thecherrywinehouse: kingpushatits: controlledeuphoria: faglick: This is really sums up my feelings for today Dis bih is annoying Lying ass hoe thirsty for support :/ Said that shit 15 years ago. I don’t like Hilary either
whatwecantsaybutreblog: whats-guud: drankinwatahmelin: jcoleknowsbest: pettysailorguardian: erykahbaddont: ryeloaf: Lmaoooo this shit killed me. Yeezy weave 😭 is he wrong tho? Where is he lie? Ok but can I lick him? But not that the weave
kotekigo: GUILTY CROWN Somewhere, a voice calls upon me. Herein lies power. The power to connect, and the power to take shape this is the Guilty Crown. The right to use my friend as a weapon. That is The sinful crown I shall adorn.
torremalku: housewifeswag: here. using an actual camera. I’ve been lied to.. it is not the sun that is illuminating the world…
realityismyillusion: hotfag: that “your brain makes you see yourself 5x as attractive as you actually are” is a lie i looked it up and it’s false and the truth is other people see you 20% more attractive than you see yourself. BYE HOPE HAS
visayaan: chanel no. 5 smells like old ass lady and chance smells like raw chicken ran over by a car
duragdaddy: tsunamiwavesurfing: rapper: need a bitch that gon suck my dick from the back rap genius: this carefully crafted line conveys our wordsmith’s willingness to explore new sexual limits. furthermore, it is taken from Day-Day, Mike Epps’
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