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What a shock. The above picture of September Carrino in the kitchen triggers one of my earliest erotic memories from the 1970s and I am not lying when I say that I have been (kinda) trolling Tumblr for the original image that is burned in my boob-addled
bass-tastic: “if you don’t think that this is the greatest song ever, i will fight you. that’s no lie.”
treatmenlikegods: You tell yourself you do it to be a good girl and please Him. But that’s a lie. Secretly, you can’t deny that when He uses you like this it makes you so wet and horny you think your stomach is going to fall out through your pussy.
homemadedarkmark: theatomicboom: ericathefallen: HP—Neville’s Patronus by ~Pen-umbra LIES EVERYONE KNOWS NO ANIMAL CAN PROPERLY DEPICT HOW AMAZING NEVILLE IS That is why his patronus IS NEVILLE FUCKING LONGBOTTOM. ohmygodBoomy
smallofyourback: I love it when she wraps her thighs around my face and arches her back so all I can see, and all that matters at that moment is what lies between her legs http://smallofyourback.tumblr.com
Marriage needs no “defense”… marriage is not being attacked. Prejudice and hateful false dogma - THAT is what is being challenged, and some people are very willing to lie publicly to defend what they consider to be their right to discri
smallofyourback:I love it when she wraps her thighs around my face and arches her back so all I can see, and all that matters at that moment is what lies between her legs http://smallofyourback.tumblr.com
So here’s something that’s been lying around in my inbox that I’ve been meaning to adress. When the kids are away…Neo is pleased to be whatever Cinder wants. She’s also nowhere near as smashed as Cinder, and she’s having a blast going
lindowyn replied to your post: In a weird twist of events, I’m going to be hooked…IV lounge? yikes. Hope everything works out. :/Sounds scarier than it is.That’s a complete lie, but no, seriously, the IV lounge part is totally chill. They ran
If Crunchyroll isn’t lying, I get to read 101 today.-Jaws theme plays in the background-Aw heck, I just realized how disappointed I’m going to be in the anime where that doesn’t play every single time Galliard is on screen.
4lung: the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so
hopefulromanticme: When the guy in the otome game/shoujo says “I’m so happy I could die” that’s a lie; they aren’t going to die the reader is going to die because they are just so perf and cute and wonderful and sweet that line tends to make
the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so it can
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
roguefucker69: taahko: “jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy
Okay, now that the fog has cleared a little, I’m just going to try to make one thing clear, and let this lie. Constructive criticism. You can send me it. I accept it and I listen to it. If you preface it with “please don’t publish”
timotheescloset:c"I can’t wait to once again have this dream in which i’ll be a child again, and in which i’ll be happy knowing that everything still lies ahead, that everything is possible…“Mirror (1975) dir. Andrei
k-y-h-u: hey so here are previews of some wips that are just lying around waiting to be finished (hopefully lol) life is alright, just that responsibilities & summertime madness have recently taken my drawing time away x_x’ but I hope to be back
mojutmnt: Trigun Cowboy Bebop Outlaw Star These animes made my mind wonder about all the possibilities that lie ahead for us beyond the stars. A life of space exploration. I may not live to see the day but to grasp such a concept. That is something.
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
sadisticxxpanda: kawaii-levi-rivaille: oreimo: specimenbm-03: no: lopmon: ?????? where is it ????? where is the lie @ I don’t even know what anything in this is besides the first pic so I guess that means I’m beautiful and shower every day
carawill: starksexual: why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open that’s all, dudechill The above is a lie
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
chromebookuro: alternative-pokemon-art: terezi: angelickaiser: cisthulhu: bittersiha: kayboss: the-indoor-kite: ir-dr: So what if that’s what’s happened when you find random Pokeballs lying in the grass. They only have the item that the
o-kurwa:“Masks categorically do not reduce oxygen saturation. This is a lie made up as an excuse by those who believe the pandemic is a hoax and that wearing a mask somehow encroaches on their rights. This is not an issue of freedom.”
astronomypictureoftheday: Milky Way Over Spain’s Bardenas RealesWhat’s that below the Milky Way? First, across the top of the above image, lies the faint band that is our planet’s sideways view of the central disk of our home Milky Way Galaxy.
randomness-is-epic:circumcisions:procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent
spookykatsu: flockaflex: doing the dishes and having to touch soggy/wet food THAT FACE IS BEYOND EXPLAINABLE IN ITS ACCURACY
dianchou: Posted a part of my collection earlier this week (here are some closeups), and this is the other part :) This is from before I got Erwin’s BRAVE-ACT figure by the way so I actually have some new merch lying around that’s not on the pictures
badcompanys: that one female character that a lot of people hate and when questioned they all say “we would hate them if they were a guy too!!” buT YOU KNOW YOU KNOW THAT IS A PACK OF LIES
shiny-bean: captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is
jacquez45: greenekangaroo: there is no lie. i enjoyed how she looked into the camera like she was looking at every woman in the US who was watching and we were all like yes we have made that face. we know that feel, hillary. we know that feel.
iplayydirtyy: I hate hate HATE that I require so much reassurance like things could be going perfectly fine but there’s always a part of me that believes that all of it is a lie
naughtylilcupcake: I think thats the number one thing that is always on my mind, always fantasized about when I’m needing to orgasm. Having you lie back and me take care of you….By making you cum. Maybe its selfish in that I just want to taste you,
susiethemoderator: rootbeergoddess: perladelsur2000: breastforce: boymayors: UM I CAN’T BELIEVE GIBBY IS AN ANTI SJW?????? gibby openly supports neo-nazis GROSS. Everything I know is a lie I can’t believe 2016 revealed that Gibby is
captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter.
Interviewer: There is something about Loki that is really charming. Tom: Yeah… he is crazy, but all of his villainy comes from an emotional place. He’s heartbroken. You know, his whole life has been a lie. He was born as a cast out child of this
captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your
unfriendlyblackhawtie: cishits: ayoaprell: gimmeallyoresidualz: shinkoukei: why is Sandra Bland lying down in her mugshot picture?? why is she already in a jumpsuit and why does she look so disoriented if not already dying? who thought that they’d
captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny
acelighthouse: captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive
Depression is awful as hell like I’m lying next to someone and I cannot stop thinking about how my only options in life are to eventually kill myself because I feel 100% alone…it’s okay to feel this way I guess it’s just that
howling–wind: All right let’s try the Pokedexxy Challenge and hope to see it through the end! Personal rules: for the Fave Types I’m gonna pick Pokémon that have that type as primary (e.g. Delphox is Fire/Psychic so it can be Fave Fire, but
iplayydirtyy:I hate hate HATE that I require so much reassurance like things could be going perfectly fine but there’s always a part of me that believes that all of it is a lie
life-acousticversion: This is complete and utter bullshit. This is the crap that I saw and believed every word of it. This is a lie. If I’m not happy now, starving myself and losing a few pounds will certainly not improve my happiness.
blushing-bertholdt: thearminarlelt: i like how the fandom just silently all knows that bertholdt probably has a big dick i never see it discussed but everyone agrees as far as ive seen i think thats magical [nervous sweating]i bet you all peeked didn’t
stupidfuckpig: “Feminism is a Lie.” The natural order is Patriarchy, I am an inferior fat cunt designed for abuse, humiliation, and for pleasing Men in any way I can, even if it is just for a few laughs and some degrading comments. Beyond that though,
odinsblog: Donald Trump IS a racist. Full stop. End of story. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying, being willfully obtuse, or both. Trump’s bigotry is a fact that is not up for debate. If you disagree, don’t @ me, don’t reply with an argument.
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