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tfw you got a hard on for your hot student
tfw you want to make realistic porn but also cute porn at the same time
tfw when you go to look for old art to re-draw but then you go to far back and realize how ready you are for the sweet sweet release of death.
tfw you get a super good massage
tfw you try to draw a cute starco pic but one character’s smile turns out creepier than intended and so edgy on purpose
tfw you’re back in that kingdom that you’ve been always bragging about saving even though you didn’t do much but it’s ok i guess ‘cause the writers were not able to come up with a better way to develop this dork who went from nice and relatable
Tfw job interview tomorrow and I have to boy mode and parade as -deadname- until I’m sure it’s safe to come out… feelsbadman
tfw he walks through the door and says “go put everything off the dinner table, we’ll be needing that today”
TFW when your bikini suddenly shrinks.
tfw you’re directing a xmas porno and you try to be festive https://www.instagram.com/p/BrB1YsPBLRl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pydyg5c5ph7t
tfw you’re at work but E3 is happening https://www.instagram.com/p/Byiv2m9Ak7J/?igshid=1xz116wny2iza
tfw when you want to stream and then get a fUCKING MIGRAINE
tfw an evil alien-meteor crashes near your nuclear-powered mansion.
tfw your daughter and heiress to the throne turns out to be your kingdom’s baddest bitch since the queen of darkness herself
tfw they upload part 2 of the finale before part 1NO SPOILERS
tfw-adhd:
Tfw a cis person tells you about how trans people were male/female before they transitioned…. this kinda crap makes me more likely to support dwc lol
tfw you got some new shoes and you gotta lowkey hint so people complement em
tfw some ruins a perfectly good thing with gore
tfw you spend ages making a piece of art and the person you made it for just likes it and doesn’t reblog it ;;
tfw the artist you made fanart for reblogs other peoples fanart instantly but only likes yours then ignores it
tfw you find a good fat stuff blog but then theres vore and then thE PERSON WHO RUNS THE BLOG LIKES THE IDEA OF SOMEONE BEING FED THEIR OWN INSIDES??? I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
tfw a republican says they are pro life but also support ted cruz/donald trump in the same breath.
tfw an old friend of yours reblogs an anti self diagnosis post and you gotta unfollow them because self diagnosis saved your ass some time back ( •ᴗ•)
tfw you see some shit on your dash before your blocker catches it
tfw a youtuber you used to like says they accepting of people… then they go on a rant against fat people
tfw i find a blog called anti-female receipts or some shit and they are a bunch of TERFs lol… like if you are a TERF you are anti female and misogynistic… goddamn hypocritical assholesAlso TERFs’ comebacks are always shit like “omg
tfw you are transgender and tired
tfw life actually doesn’t seem good and you realize if you had a gun you would end it instantly without a second thought ( •ᴗ•)
tfw someones really lovely to you and you just feel like you stole from them or something
tfw you discover that innocent stim blogs/coping blogs that post “kid style” stuff have to deal with DD/lg bullshit all the time :p
tfw you can’t let someone you really badly hurt go because 10+ years of being abused, being extremely stressed, being mentally ill etc. all went into “loving” that person in an obsessive manor and those feelings wont go awayI just wanna let them
tfw ur EDs and anxiety are playing up on the same day your mum decides to make a comment on how much you’re eating at the same time that your best friend who helps you feel relaxed is busy doing other things
tfw you don’t have all the stuff you need to bake any of the cakes you set out to make for the day and you just wanna fucking hurt yourself because a productive day has now turned into another boring useless sitting at the computer all day day
tfw ANOTHER FUCKING 2 HOUR LONG UPDATE JUST READIES ITSELF UP
tfw dad gets diagnosed with diabetes which means i can’t enjoy gaining weight anymore and feel utterly shit about my body again… and my EDs are coming back to haunt me too x-x fuck my life tbfh… just wish i was dead
tfw you realize you have pretty much all the symptoms for heart disease and you’ve just been scared to look it up the whole time
tfw you wake up and see two posts by people who won’t get affected one bit by Trump possibly winning, saying that people are overreacting and playing the victim card… like how much of a complete cunt do you have to be to make a condescending
tfw you get told to “grow the fuck up” when you’re getting pissed off about trump, and then told that Hillary would be just as bad.
tfw still ill after 5 days of the same cold/flu/whatever
tfw i was def gonna talk to people today but flu has kicked the shit outta my energy so i am confined to reblogging stuff and watching yt all day instead
tfw back pain + spasms is happening and you’re fucking scared it’s something serious
tfw your family is over and your nephew has a fucking loud and annoying toy that you wanna throw out of a window
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tfw one of your fav blogs suddenly has loads of b/abyplay crap on it and you just wanna vomit lol
tfw something cute gets turned into grossness by dd/lg creeps
tfw cis white guy expects respect but then uses loads of slurs and has lots of racist and transphobic opinions and generally disrespects literally anyone different from them LUL
tfw you wanna be a great ally and you wanna kick some racist butts but you’re both too uninformed to know how to help best and too mentally ill to learn all the stuff needed to argue shit properly, let alone well enough to remember it all
tfw get told that media is biased against white ppl? :thinkingemoji:
tfw my mum believes poor people shouldn’t be allowed to have children :^)
tfw back from coxcon and everything seems shitty now, I can’t seem to have fun today.plus that whole “are traps gay” shit that happened at coxcon is really fucking dumb and the “logical right men” are arriving in full force to explain super
tfw they KNUT
Who knew us associating gay people with monsters would lead to mainstream media and most people associating gay people with monsters?
tfw everyone starts talking about venom and you get excited but actually they’re just talking about a big sweaty lookin monster guy with teeth
tfw you have games in your steam library that you literally have no memory of purchasingnone
tfw you’re like “what was here. what is my life missing. will i ever remember”
twerkingdead: *looks in a mirror* you again
I sometimes feel like no one wants to talk to me. (Slinks away)
TFW you have an online friend you love talking to but they rarely initiate conversation. So you message them when they come online, and when they don’t reply you immediately feel guilty about bothering them.
