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aceliousarts: Thus, Marron was concieved.Finally finished the remastered version of this POST!I was so happy how popular the last one got, so I decided to redo it with color and more! Also couldn’t resist reviving a classic joke from TeamFourStar!Of
psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
Hahah. What a family. :)I haven’t a clue who they are. Sorry. But do tell if you do. What I can say is that it’s from this guy is called Mjesperandieu. I stumbled across his work while look at some yaoi Ben 10. I got an answer. First ever. :DThey
wifeswickedlust: My co-worker, Sally, is the biggest flirt in the office. She loves to tease but tells everyone that she is happily married and would never cheat on her husband. One evening at an after-work party we all got pretty drunk. I asked
fagnaros: fagnaros: bathykolpian: fagnaros: #aka: the fresh prince of veiled stair best tag. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I
UG: Blah blah blah blah tails blah blah blah fluffy tails blah blah butts and tails blah blah-Enjoy UG and isle-of-forgotten-dreams/Sera walking through a park (I WILL ALWAYS MAKE THE TAIL BIGGER EVERY CHANCE I GET!! AND I’M NOT JOKING AT ALL!
feralfeline420: vex138: and stop viewing feminists as man haters! ambiacacia yessss I love the fact that “Stop telling me that my experiences are invalid” follows directly after “Stop using the term friendzoned” considering
Don’t tell her
asleepylioness: pureness of sex Dear Lioness ( and whom it may affect, too ), this photoset has only one purpose - to make you laugh. I’m no good in telling jokes, but I’m a natural talent in being silly and going bonkers. Yes, this is me in a Onesie
You say you have to fight fire with fire. Or in this case straight jokes with more straight jokes.(Submitted by raptarion)
Why is everyone getting so emotional? Was one of my jokes too funny?
When he’s had a bad day, he’ll tell me to ask him how his day was. When I (invariably) do, he interrupts me, shouting “DON’T ASK!!”When I mention that someone’s deaf or heard of hearing, he says “Pardon?”When someone drops a few small
daclusia replied to your post “Tell us your fav Pokemon girls, but considering just their anime/game…” Didnt you say Iris was part of your faves too ? did you just accuse me of liking Iris? lol
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
Daily Life Of A Gay CoupleDay 730 “Shampoo”How could he tell that naughty joke with such an innocent smile on his face?
guuuys. hi, tell some jokes to me!!!! let’s talkkk :)
Sometimes when I tell a joke I also expect to hear a laugh track.
grushnitsky: timesarehardfornewsies: John mulaney is the human equivalent of a shitpost he’s literally a stand up comedian by trade. he does comedy for a living. it’s his job to tell jokes.
chimericaloutlier: autumngracy: dietcrackcocaine: hella-gay-trash: wackcauldron: dukeonkled: hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year (from a 2015 interview) i hope she’s comfortable
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
cadet76: the old vs the new. morrison offers to spend the night with you to help you relax after looking a little shaken up from your first mission. you spend the night in the living room of the base on the couch telling stories and telling jokes till
vogueweekend: Rodarte Spring 2013 Casting Call: Models Telling Jokes
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
lol Right? You tell em.
godtricksterloki: innocent-69-mind: omg lmao I can’t even begin to tell you how much this made me laugh LOL. I say again, DON’T FUCK WITH MY PORN! YOU FUCK WITH MY PORN, YOU FUCK WITH MY FEELINGS!
powerpussysays: mimi-memek0: I really like the way this is phrased. It’s so easy for people to dismiss “rape jokes” when they’re referred to as “rape jokes” because it makes rape sound like nothing more than a subject, like there aren’t
bubonickitten: sometimes i forget that morbid, playfully self-deprecating jokes about my mental health are not always appropriate…?? especially around neurotypical people who don’t know how to react. like there’s this awkward pause, this unspoken
bonerfart:dirtylittlefreespirit:So gay marriage has been legalized in all 50 states now, and that’s fucking fantastic.But can someone tell me what happened all of a sudden that pushed it along so fast? It seems like it happened so suddenly, kinda out
For some reason I always read the word “jokester” as “jo-kester” rather than “joke-ster” even though I know that’s how its pronounced. Once I was reading this DC Elseworld comic (or like a review for it, it was
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
zombres: plenilune: how to make friend not sad tell joke? give thing? follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF? say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly? stare at them until the sad falls off? I DON’T GET
pastelgothcastiel: when people tell jokes about depression/suicide/rape at school when the whole class laughs at the impeccable comedy
sawizuka: Art by 理原Rate and/or fav the artist!~Translation by me (if you spot errors in the original please DO TELL ME; I’m still learning A LOT - thus English is not my mother tongue so it’s even harder for me ;A;)
gringophobia: I wish tumblr could take a joke as hard as they ride dick
wh0isnerd: You ever been joking around singing , and hit a mean ass high note ? Have you ready to get signed after that hoe I hit them high notes Marsha Ambrosius was singing on Butterflies once (just once) and was gassed lol
sokkatheboomerangboi:professorsparklepants:Zuko is just so effortlessly cool, like he does ninja shit and jumps off cliffs and has a secret identity notorious enough to warrant a wanted poster, but he also can’t tell jokes and doesn’t know
wizaria: Who turns the lights off at Halloween?The light’s witch! … jeez I shouldn’t be allowed to tell jokes Well… Happy Halloween!
You see that girl? She looks so happy, right? Telling jokes, smiling, having a great time and... dying inside. She's hurt. And tired. Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life. But she doesn't want to look dramatic, weak and
plenilune: how to make friend not sad tell joke? give thing? follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF? say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly? stare at them until the sad falls off? I DON’T GET THIS HOW
vvorldwideweb: vvorldwideweb: my brother got grounded for telling jokes it was his pun-ishment
Me when the interviewer tells a “Joke”.
spilled-chai: “His success on Vine offered proof that South Asian audiences exist, and that non-South Asian viewers were happy to watch a dude in a turban tell jokes.” – Anupa Mistry RIP VINE RIP REIGNVINE ~ thank you for all the jokes + laughs
glumshoe: glumshoe: Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.” Robot: “I am already very funny.” Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny
yteicosanievilew:yteicosanievilew:yteicosanievilew:i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes i don’t have much in common with the penguin I’m like the
lepetitenoirmarkie: ithotyouknew2: capacity: kairo-koutureee: brosandprose: tylerct: ted: Ella Dawson has genital herpes, and she wants to tell you about it. She’s not speaking up for the shock value — she’s telling you because she wants
I mean I guess life really has hit rock bottom when you sign yourself up for a Rockabilly dating site and your Dad tells you to join a Christian dating one -___- all sick jokes
johnnydepps: Johnny Depp: (about Al Pacino) He likes to tell jokes. And he liked to tell me this one specific joke over and over, and I, uh, didn’t really understand it.David Letterman: You didn’t get the joke.Johnny Depp: I didn’t get the joke.David
jakemorph:trull-janan: jakemorph: xeryneian: You usually can tell if someone was a Homestuck fanartist once just by the way they draw hair explain It’s all about this flip. literally die
zachsanomaiy: skeleton-queen-witchy: andre-30008: orcpiss: dromaeocore: dromaeocore: you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog like this: not a furry: furry: You labled everyone at Disney a
Johnny Depp: (about Al Pacino) He likes to tell jokes. And he liked to tell me this one specific joke over and over, and I, uh, didn’t really understand it.David Letterman: You didn’t get the joke.Johnny Depp: I didn’t get the joke.David Latterman:
