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bob-belcher: don’t fake suicide as a joke tomorrow don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow don’t spread a rumor as a joke tomorrow
telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs X
necrotype: domestic monsters! (｡♥‿♥｡) the witch who likes to have neighborhood parties, and she uses her magic to make the nights memorable and wild, summoning galaxies between her palms and conjuring dragons to tell jokes the vampire who
vgbmichael: Imagine living in the Pokémon world. Imagine you’re hanging out with one of your buddies one night. A good friend you’ve known for several years. It’s just a casual day out and the two of you are chatting, telling jokes, showing each
screamingiminlovewithyou:don’t fake suicide as a joke tomorrow don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow don’t spread a rumor as a joke
Everytime i go into a final i just imagine myself telling somebody who just missed the elevator “I DID ALL I COULD”
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
micdotcom: Jon Stewart’s real genius came when he stopped telling jokes When Jon Stewart takes his final bow tonight, many will remember him as a brilliant comedian who gleefully skewered the regular absurdities of business, politics and media. But
pixiesplitzer-deactivated202012: Zutara & telling jokes
ryanbabew00d: *ray tells joke* *only person that laughs is tina* ray: “thank you this is why i keep you around” STOP YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE
wiccateachings: The people who are always laughing and telling jokes are usually the one’s who have experienced the most pain. They realize how important it is to be happy and to appreciate what you have, because they know how it feels to be burnt.
bobathandrake: mob doesnt know how to tell jokes bonus:
ohsobreezyjane: frenchmontanariviera: glad to see he’s back to telling jokes I love gambino but don’t start :(
pastelgothcastiel: when people tell jokes about depression/suicide/rape at school when the whole class laughs at the impeccable comedy
vaelkyrie: thebadpunqueen: michaelaisradashell: the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes um can you not? are you straight because I’m sensing
meganmachine: Date a man who cooks. Date a man who dances. Date a man who appreciates fine art. Date man who tells jokes. Date a man who throws dinner parties. Date a man who kills the rude. Date a man who can drive a knife thru a cutting board. Date
egberts: god put me on this earth to watch naruto and tell jokes
Tell the truth like a joke
tell me she’s joking. someone please tell me shes on something. tell me shes on shrooms or something. i cannot wrap my mind around the fact this child … no. its not real. it cant be. i fear for her future
notashamedtobemen: Teammates tell jokes and have fun in the locker room while getting dressed.
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
tastefullyoffensive: This dog is really bad at telling jokes. [via]
mypasalacqua: jennyhoelzer: Miles Aldridge, ‘Red Marks #1,’ 2003, Christophe Guye Galerie @twiggy-irl @zeero-irl @tabbykats no…… why would they ….do tHIS to a beautiful EGG !? dont tell me it’s aesthetic omg….. that’s it, i’ll never
starshineexx: Tell Adam Sandler, Netflix, and Happy Madison that #RidiculousSix is not funny - its inexcusable. Native Americans are not hypersensitive. We are the first people to laugh at ourselves but this is not funny. Period. Native American women
dreamzofbeingrich: groovergirl: ❥ I’m a goofball. I tell jokes, I might tickle you, I think it’s important we smile during intimacy
@smotheredinstars replied to this postsTOP I don’t cook, I don’t cleanBut let me tell you how I got this ring ~
crystallized-teardrops: when teachers try to tell jokes in class
im so boreddddd why dont you guys tell me about your day ?
khodyboe: how-cliche-are-we: I feel like when I get married I’ll be telling jokes like this about my wife all the time. I mean I already do with my girlfriend. I’m Ellen, you’re Portia. It is written.
slutgf: My wife and her sister love telling jokes. They won’t really be doing that, right? - From Reddit User Same-Store1722
how do i go back in time and tell my 12 year old self to enjoy her last year of being pre-menstrual because right now i want to slap that little girl for ever WANTING to get her period dumb bitch i swear
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
how-cliche-are-we: I feel like when I get married I’ll be telling jokes like this about my wife all the time. I mean I already do with my girlfriend.
fivetail: I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all But
I’m watching TV and kicking back after a productive weekAnd I’m just so close to being able to give every part of myself to a woman. Stroke her hair as she lays on me, have her suck me gently if she wants to. Talk and tell jokes. Ease in and
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tony’s not allowed to tell jokes anymore
plenilune: how to make friend not sad tell joke? give thing? follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF? say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly? stare at them until the sad falls off? I DON’T GET THIS HOW
When you cut a toxic “friend” out of your life and they tell you how much you’re going to miss them once you “come to your senses” and “realize you were wrong” HAHAHAHA
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