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and-cactus: EXTREMELY bold assumption to say Bayonetta would get taken out by that laser when she could probably keep up with Kirby in evasion but like, go off I guess. She can dodge bullets that were teleported directly behind her but we’ll overlook
kaijuno: The real gen z aesthetic is having a vague memory of Maisy mouse in the back of your head that you’ve completely forgotten about until you see a picture of her and you’re suddenly teleported back to 1999
i-am-a-fish: kurochi777: i-am-a-fish: like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain My shower curtain is glass well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?
a-can-of-mountain-jew: thebisquid: itshardtoactnormal: I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better Also - What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly
steampunktendencies: Tesla Teleporting Station by Hideyoshi
shubbabang: animal fur will teleport to any and all dark clothing at any given time
ofhounds: why does mental illness have to be so exhausting? what a shitty side effect. almost anything would be better. for example: sudden, unexpected teleportation. surprise! now you’re depressed in peru
thirstiest: nentindo: hokeyfright: can the science side of tumblr explain this swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/ adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy. i.e. “dude, this party blows,
raedoodles: Teleport - A Junkrat x Symmetra Mini comic Notes: Comic assumes they have been together for quite a while so brace yourselves for a mess of fluff. I had a blast drawing this and I hope you enjoy! Keep reading
hairyheals: queenofzombies: Long commute, huh buddy When you’re out of PP for Teleport.
quibbs: i know everyones been through this but have you ever turned your head to see symmetra next to the teleporter emoting at you
vulpes-incultas: vulpes-incultas: symmetra doesn’t give a fuck i still love the composition of this picture. symmetra sitting down behind the teleporter. hanzo running off. some poor soul who already ran off so we can’t tell the character. mcree
thekidtheylove: thatfineassaliengirl: bootyscientist2: meatfighter: we should thank god super powers aint real what if somebody teleported they nut inside you ain’t that how Jesus was born? Y'all need to repent Immediately
iamnotjody: mouse-named-minerva: thatfineassaliengirl: bootyscientist2: meatfighter: we should thank god super powers aint real what if somebody teleported they nut inside you ain’t that how Jesus was born? Y'all need to repent Reblogging
hoebama: its 2013 how come i cant teleport and hug cute people from the internet yet
iseeavoice: Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.
lustforharries: Twin Teleport Prank ft/ Jacksgap x
canadad: *red hot chili peppers comes on the car radio* *car turns into a long board and i am immediately teleported to california* what the fuck
rawandunleashed: *Teleport into your girls pussy like*
waitingxinxsilence: Each time Kurt teleports, we’re reminded of what a badass mother fucker he is.
pixie-nerd: 30 Day Marvel Challenge - Day 23 - The Best Form of Transportation Teleportation! :D
necrophagousqueen: randomlyrelevant: robregal: greenteashawty: shehateme: the-strength: Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there! YO. My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib. Then again,
commongayboy: C’MON TELETUBBY! TELEPORT US TO MARS!
bubblegf: me: who’s that pretty girl over there ??? me: [teleports] SIKE! it’s me
thesassynessthatisbatman:phoenixyfriend:unnecessaryhorns:bifacts:Fact: Only Bisexuals are capable of travelling to Asgard via the rainbow bridge. Everyone else has to use either the Heterofrost or the Homofrost. Pansexuals teleport.Asexuals break the
matialonsorphoto: teleportation more on my instagram @matialonsor
:ok so u like me but u won’t teleport to my room after I chant ur name 3 times. interesting
angelvirgob: rainesage: gifsboom: Chinchilla Dust Bath. [video] [ChinTubeHD] why did it dissappear im concerened as a previous roommate of a chinchilla, dustbaths are used as a teleportation method for chinchillas. They reappear at the stroke of
I really wish we could all teleport :/
reeolu: greatjaggi: The shit on my facebook feed just makes me feel like i got teleported back to 2009-ish meme hell holy fuck
africans: why cant my internet friends just teleport through internet tubes to my house i would feed you guys so many treats and let you stay up way past bedtime to play video games
foreverflyingawayinthetardis: thescienceofobsession: further-up-and-further-in: It looks like he goes inside and gets teleported back outside, so he looks around sort of confused and tries again. ^THIS. I can’t stop laughing
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
yanquivacation: As Tupac teleports back to his home in Gilese 581c, an exasperated Diddy pages Fly Magus Farnsworth Bentley as he speeds down to the secret sewer lab in Bed-Stuy to finally release the cryo-switches that hold the B.I.G.B.O.Y Project.
greatjaggi: The shit on my facebook feed just makes me feel like i got teleported back to 2009-ish meme hell
art-of-cg-girls: Teleporter on-line! by dandonfuga
highfives-n-goodvibes: iraffiruse: My reaction when my teleporter drops me in the middle of the road. He literally comes from fucking no where. He doesn’t pop up from behind a car or something he literally just materializes in the middle of the
babylonian: was she teleported there
jakeperolta-blog1: What a teleporter? No he’s just fast.
zipmouth: now you can have a mew sprite teleporting around your dash
horrorriz: *tries to teleport fabric here* You can never have too much halloween fabric, and I’m always afraid of running out!
anoelguy: necrophagousqueen: randomlyrelevant: robregal: greenteashawty: shehateme: the-strength: Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there! YO. My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib.
nolenchristopher: Teleport
randomlyrelevant: robregal: greenteashawty: shehateme: the-strength: Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there! YO. My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib. Then again, my smart ass would’ve
gallifreyantrickster: batreaux: when you win tumblr you get teleported to a grassy field somewhere and your memory is erased #and you don’t know why but your first instinct is to find the airport
i wish i had the ability to teleport ..into your pants
thisusedtobeabookblog: it’s Christmas and the world is ending we’ve done it we’ve actually teleported ourselves into an episode of Doctor Who
krvsty: it’s 2013 and i still can’t teleport to other countries to hang out with my internet friends is this some kind of joke