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scatterbone: I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
reeolu: greatjaggi: The shit on my facebook feed just makes me feel like i got teleported back to 2009-ish meme hell holy fuck
kuudessilma: sans tries to teleport in his bed after a rough day but misses
gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but
tesladyneindustries: idea: a teleportation spell, but it takes 15 seconds to use and looks like a corny powerpoint transition when you cast it
olympiasstuff: fangey: yg-ou: the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me he’s dash canceling
marioguy2600: do the mario but every time captain lou teleports the audio adjusts spatially to his location
nentindo: thirstiest: nentindo: hokeyfright: can the science side of tumblr explain this swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/ adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy. i.e. “dude, this party
gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather,
gardenoffish: calamitouserebus: writing-prompt-s: You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you,
gwynndolin: me after getting teleported
ambris: fuckyeahoverwatch: maneljavier: Symmetra - Reworked Teleporter (Abilities) (Ultimate) My jaw is just on the floor right now… the possibilities… ;_____; NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS
silver-tongues-blog: writing-prompt-s: elidyce: writing-prompt-s: You have proof that the universe is a computer simulation. Instead of telling the world about your discovery, you exploit bugs in the simulation to teleport and clone yourself. Oh,
transdrowned: slime-squishes: the-minecraft-funnies: lebsianwither: hbjkgasjghaskjhgWHKGJ WHAT??????????????????????????????? get in loser, we’re teleporting 6 feet to our left enderman car wins piston cup
katribou: teleports behind u…
gomigomipomi: Belated Time Travel VS Teleportation splatfest art. I actually struggled between a few ideas for this one.
thexploress: insomniac-arrest: hyper-specific superpowers are my jam, get outta my face with this “flying” and “transform into any animal” crap I want people to be only able to teleport to one very specific apartment in New Hampshire, to be able
firesuns: judgejudyofficial: testosterowned: ryanhatesthis: Well, that’s enough internet for me today. this post teleported me back to 2011 times were simpler and red comic sans abundant
biofomission:flerkenkiddingme:foiblepnoteworthy:summer-doodles:op teleported in my room and made me do this“you can absolutely kick my ass after my shift in 4 hours. behind the store so it doesn’t drive away customers”The confrontation
masochist-incarnate:masochist-incarnate:being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd “why the FUCK am I in nevada”
eternal-fractal:masochist-incarnate:being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd “why the FUCK am I in nevada”
daxdraggon:transdrowned: slime-squishes: the-minecraft-funnies: lebsianwither: hbjkgasjghaskjhgWHKGJ WHAT??????????????????????????????? get in loser, we’re teleporting 6 feet to our left enderman car wins piston cup You joke, but these cars
amazoogle:when activated, my new doomsday weapon will instantly teleport every horse on Earth to the exact same coordinates, resulting in an immediate framerate drop followed shortly by a devastating and massively gory explosion. needless to say, nothing
randomitemdrop:Spell: Summon the Hoff; teleports David Hasselhoff to a spot within the caster’s sight. He may or may not know how he got there
ifuckinglovedinosaurssomuchjesus:Thinking about the dichotomy of SCP-1609 and SCP-5031.One was a harmless magic chair whose sole purpose was to teleport behind someone anytime they thought “I could use a place to sit,” and yet people still tried
shitpostgenerator: can i teleport all children?
canadad: *red hot chili peppers comes on the car radio* *car turns into a long board and i am immediately teleported to california* what the fuck
acescences: just-shower-thoughts: You don’t teleport to the the other edge playing PacMan, the maze is a sphere and we’re looking at it like a world map. It’s very obviously a cylinder
writing-prompt-s: humans can’t dream, they just haven’t learned how to control their teleporting powers when they’re unconscious, which is why they can’t fully remember what happened when they wake up. Each dream is actually a parallel universe.
quibbs: i know everyones been through this but have you ever turned your head to see symmetra next to the teleporter emoting at you
fuckvishkar:Surprise your architect gf with surprise teleportation kisses
yg-ou:the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me
toastoat: evilrick:the first time i met @toastoat they laughed in my face and said “goths are the reason the gag reflex hits while suckin dick” and proceeded to flick my vagina turning me on instantly hey i teleport to your location killing you fucking
yeeeem: bi-squid: yeeeem: reblog this post to literally teleport where to? yeah
yourepoweredupgetinthere: concept: one of those nice overwatch aesthetic/gifset blogs with a character quote in the description but instead of something like “old Soldiers are hard to kill” its just “HELP ME FIND THAT TELEPORTER.” and “Enemy
calamitouserebus: writing-prompt-s: You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How
sumrallmind: We played a game of all Symmetras and it was amazing. That’s my teleporter on the back.
personsonable: *gets my arm bitten off by a wolverine in the canadian wilderness and this billboard instantly teleports to my location, silently mocking me as i bleed to death*
tag-redfield: fireturnedtoflesh: draevian: Sym’s new teleporter is pretty neat. WHAT THE FUCK EXCUSE ME
porko-rosso: island-delver-go: Thanks Bethesda If you step on that you teleport to the entrance of the nearest McDonald’s and die.
i-am-a-fish: kurochi777: i-am-a-fish: like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain My shower curtain is glass well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?
rcktpwr: i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass
trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing: oldroots: fluffy-boye-ralsei: oldroots: on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem: if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported
bunjywunjy: maximum-overboner: in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor
elidyce: empressofthelibrary: cheeseanonioncrisps: Consider. A human wakes up in a strange medical bay, with an alien doctor standing over them. Turns out their shuttle crashed, and the alien ship only just managed to teleport the, on board in time.
eternal-fractal: masochist-incarnate:being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd “why the FUCK am I in nevada”
amygdalae:Love how by late game in stardew valley you can cast spells and teleport and change the weather and talk to animals and commune with spirits and dwarves and shadow entities but the only person who even acknowledges that you aren’t a normal
I’d like to teleport to approximately 7 days ago when my entire digest system didn’t completely hate me. Like yes I made a concoction so vile that I absolutely “deserve” this, but also, stop please.
jasjuliet: gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks
thattallonenerd: Symmetra: Babe come overSombra: I can’t I’m hacking.Symmetra: My teleporter’s online.Sombra:
thirstiest: nentindo: hokeyfright: can the science side of tumblr explain this swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/ adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy. i.e. “dude, this party blows,
otherwindow: Symmetra’s teleporter took me somewhere different.
eggsaladstain: you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers
hufflepufftrax: metrobus: sheabutterbitch: @podencos fairies exist and we named them the laws of physics Honestly it looks like an anime character having trouble teleporting to that spot
yeeeem:*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*
