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teamrocketing: we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
teamrocketing:i’m so fucking done with winter and coldness *kicks at tree* grow some fucking leaves you piece of shit *throws pebble at the sun* shine harder you fake hoe
teamrocketing: *tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
teamrocketing: how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
teamrocketing: *shows picture of me i like to mom* mom: but you don’t even look like yourself me: that’s the point
teamrocketing: before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
teamrocketing: *knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
teamrocketing: “no i don’t like disney it’s for kids” you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
teamrocketing: my last words will probably be sarcastic
teamrocketing: the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk
teamrocketing: strangeasanjles: tashabilities: White people should be banned from adopting transracially. Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children
teamrocketing: mom: so how do you know this person? me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
teamrocketing: *takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this
teamrocketing: “high school is the best time of your life”
teamrocketing:savage
teamrocketing: this is great. just the three of us you.. me.. and this brick wall you built between us
teamrocketing: savage
teamrocketing: blu-iv: pussyriot: hooooooooomygod It’s bad! Woke queens
teamrocketing: so after the mtv ema’s, i snuck into a 21+ afterparty hosted by snoop dogg in an amsterdam nightclub, right? well. i made it to the front of the crowd. i was this close to snoop dogg. he passed me a joint. it was amazing. then i decided
teamrocketing: this is the most important show i have ever watched
teamrocketing: thefuzzydave: I have no idea what to do with this information you go to ethiopia and have the time of your life
teamrocketing: american politics in 2016
teamrocketing:i get heated when people feel the need to go out of their way to tell me astrology/tarot etc are fake. yes i know. here’s a concept though.. literally everything in the world is fake. Everything. Things only work because you believe in
teamrocketing: you want my signature? sure, i love my fans. wait what do you mean this is a “survey” and you “don’t know who i am”
teamrocketing: role model
teamrocketing: *grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain
teamrocketing:the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk
teamrocketing: i can’t stop laughing at this fucking photo!!! the drama!!!!!
teamrocketing: remember that banned episode of pokémon where james used inflatable boobs to beat misty in a bikini body contest
teamrocketing: proudly shouting the wrong answer to a question in class
teamrocketing: listen up fives, a maybe six on a good day is speaking
