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teamrocketing: *tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
teamrocketing: we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
teamrocketing: *knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
teamrocketing: *grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain
teamrocketing: strangeasanjles: tashabilities: White people should be banned from adopting transracially. Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children
teamrocketing:look how unreal my parents’ place looks in the spring..
teamrocketing: how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
teamrocketing: my last words will probably be sarcastic
teamrocketing: big mood
teamrocketing: what a beautiful wedding
teamrocketing: proudly shouting the wrong answer to a question in class
teamrocketing: this entire show is gold
teamrocketing: neyruto: someone made an…an aesthetic board for tom and jerry? jerry like the mouse? But if tom and jerry were two white boys? And not a cat n mouse? this is the epitome of what pinterest is
teamrocketing: @ all Europeans right now going “damn America sure is crazy”: we are no better we vote for unapologetically racist anti-islam parties. we defend racist traditions. we demand to be allowed to use the n word. we continue to paint black
teamrocketing: “no i don’t like disney it’s for kids” you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
teamrocketing: being really excited about something your parents don’t care about
teamrocketing: before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
teamrocketing: this is great. just the three of us you.. me.. and this brick wall you built between us
teamrocketing: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH
teamrocketing: mom: so how do you know this person? me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
teamrocketing:thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled
teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS CHAOTIC EVIL
teamrocketing:made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn
teamrocketing: me talking to an adult about computers: yes babette i know everything. yes its going very quickly. thats bc im familiar with it. just let me - done. you’re welcome me talking to a tech person my age: do i look like i know what a jpeg
teamrocketing: the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk
teamrocketing: when my friends talk in front of me and don’t include me in the conversation
teamrocketing: american politics in 2016
teamrocketing: this is the most important show i have ever watched
teamrocketing: memedad: see me looking @ ur blog
teamrocketing: Me: *is at a party* Me: ok no discussing astrology this time Me 15 minutes later: Thats because you’re a libra actually
teamrocketing: accurate
teamrocketing: remember that banned episode of pokémon where james used inflatable boobs to beat misty in a bikini body contest
teamrocketing: sixpenceee: The worn marble steps at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. This is the result of 500 years of walking. it looks like someone rubbed their ass into each of the steps
