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Submitted by mindful-matters
based off that one ask you got a while ago.(Submitted by gayestspacerock)
Yellow Diamond is a troll [Taken from YD’s phone](Submitted by kirby-star-warrior)(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)
Cry me a river an ocean
“YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY”
…How convincing.(Psst! In case you haven’t heard, this blog turns one month old tomorrow! Here’s the post I made about it, in case you’re interested)
You can imagine Steven’s disappointment.(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)
I’m not sorry(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)
Jasper pretending to be Lapis and being mean to Steven.(Submitted by askshadetrixieandfamily)
I tried to make a full circle sort of thing.(Submitted by attackinlucapri)
Throwin’ shade like it’s sunny
I’m, uh, I’m sure we’re in for a nice, calm day…
Even after five days in hibernation, the skilled Lapis Lazuli can go from 0 to Master Troll at the slightest provocation
Yellow Diamond wants to see some accountability, Jasper
…Keep dreaming, Amethyst
You know you’ve got issues when Jasper is the one giving you advice
Lapis Lazuli: Official “Night Blogger Steven” Enabler
Breaking News: Sea monster spotted punching itself in the face repeatedly, screaming unintelligibly. Scientists offer no explanation
Geez Jasper, why can’t you be more like Lapis.(Submitted by haisbae)
Some things never change
Jasper’s all in. She never misses the chance to get angry about something
Turns out you have a lot of time to think of sick burns when you live at the bottom of the sea
“Can it, Jasper”
Ugh, stupid humans and their “lives” they value so much
Six was already overkill. Eight is just plain ridiculous
Submitted by swirl-ix
Come on Jasper, he’s SUPER. (Submitted by chimeramuses)
Yellow Diamond sure does care for Jasper.(Submitted by plz-send-2-noot-noots)
Submitted by princess-fluthermucken
Jasper does not like the attention (Submitted by patchworkmagnolia)
When auto correct decides not to be a nuisance and you can’t sleep.(Submitted by top-gem)
Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)
Submitted by anonymous
Submitted by anonymous(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you, everyone, for your delightful contributions to this blog!
“Do you think the restaurants in your town will let us pay in sand dollars?”
TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED
Disappointing
Shoulda been more specific on the application
Night Blogger Steven makes a mistake(Submitted by anonymous)
SHALL I TRY TO GET THESE HUMANS HELP US GET HOME NEXT TIME I TRY THIS(Submitted by the-rev)
yd is not taking this situation very seriously(Submitted by stevenuniversetransparents)
Well at least Lapis is right(Submitted by lapis-laboobies)
please apply all the cold water surrounding you to that siCK BURN(Submitted by warfstache-punch)
Night Blogger Steven discovered Animal Crossing(Submitted by iwantmyjuiceboxback)
What about the sand elliptical? The sand stationary bike? Can she at least still get Sand PoweradeⓇ from the sand vending machine?
I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s bane. (Submitted by blackindigocat)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! You know how this works, right? Today’s all about user-submitted content! If you like someone’s submission,
Submitted by numberjonnyfive
YD can dish it, but she sure can’t take it.(Submitted by numberjonnyfive)
The @ feature is free, Lapis
Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)
Their plan completely backfired. Meanwhile, Peridot isn’t good at puns.(Submitted by kimkhollywoodisruiningme)
Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed it!(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Jasper Knows BestShe really wishes humans recognized that an attack can come from anywhere at any time and that they will die if they continue wearing those ill fitting, vitals revealing clothes and shoes that would slow you down immensely if you
There are two types of gems
You might be complaining to the wrong gem, Peridot
Steven needs to stop telling Lapis ocean puns(Submitted by kyosaya-fluff)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! Today, I’ll post all of the user-submitted content I’ve received throughout the week. If you like someone’s submission, please consider
(Part 2)(Submitted by raptarion)
That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)
And that’s when peri learned not to get into a pun fight with lapis. (Submitted by gutterd0ll)
(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fd9fa9e4415d93c48b09498fa33371b/tumblr_nse8z50ZHb1ubnrjoo1_250.png)
