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I’ve sinned guys, I’m very sorry
Happy Halloween
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I was drawing lapis I swear
Malapis
I saw this in an antique store
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If you’re wondering which gem only texts in caps, it’s Jasper
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Yellow Diamond is SO gonna hear about this
Ugh, some gems are so self-centered
Lapis is always so thoughtful
Inspired by this hilarious twitter account
New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt
ALSO I’M TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IN A FUSION WITH A SARCASTIC JERKWAD
“Nice weather we’re having, eh Jasper?”“WE’RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN”
Steven knows that the enjoyment of animation from any channel besides Cartoon Network is punishable by death in the Crystal Gem household
Pretty sure her chances of getting rescued just went from 0% to like -5%
Is she serious? Is she joking? The world may never know
Night Blogger Steven strikes out against the enemy
Lapis, no! The last thing Night Blogger Steven needs is encouragement
(it’s a lot)
Poor Jasper, nothing works
“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror. I can work with this.”
The Crystal Gems are getting really tired of receiving threats from someone with the strategy and the location of a shipwreck
Gotta pass the time somehow
I wanted to make one, too hehe XD Peridot: IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!(Submission by sandydraws)
Submission by Tanzanite Anon(Hi, Tanzanite Anon! I hope you don’t mind that I formatted your submissions into one post! They tell such a compelling story together)
(Submission by ihate4kids)
“Are you threatening the Gems again?!” “N-no” “Let me see the phone” “NO”(Submission by chanceydoesstuff)
“Let me try that again. Ahem. Steven! I just saw the second coolest whale!”
Well, Jasper, maybe you should type a little bit more like Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, or Steven. They’re always Crystal Clear
Clearly she’s a screamy adult, please have some respect
Lapis knows best
Please swim to the North Pole and apply some ice to that burn
“FINE I WONT TELL HER JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE”(Submitted by ruby-and-sapphire-trash)(Hey, folks! Happy Submission Saturday! Just like last Saturday, today I’ll be posting all the submissions I’ve received in the last week. If the larger number
Submitted by ask-the-red-triangle
Submitted by grizzlyacorn
Beach Summer Fun Buddies with Jasper(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
For such a small thing, this took forever to make(Submitted by themysteriousmissfey)
Submitted by diamond-mind99
Lapis is the blue text, peridot is the grey text. Hope you like it! (=^•3•^=)(Submitted by holycowimgarbage)
You should have been able to “C” this coming, Steven
Gems don’t need sleep but this is still exhausting
ausgespielt adjective Thoroughly exhausted; enervated; frazzled, played out
It’s important to tell people how you really feel
Excuses, excuses
Jasper and Lapis are the elements of Rage and Sarcasm, respectively
Lapis Lazuli making sure someone will carry on her legacy
We were very tired, we were very merry—We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.It was bare and bright, and smelled like a stable—But we looked into a fire, we leaned across a table,We lay on a hill-top underneath the moon;And the whistles
“Go Lapis, Go Lapis, It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!”(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
Lapis is the best at jokes(Submitted by imnotyourprisoner)
I saw it on a laffy sapphy wrapper.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
Submitted by rice-is-nice-243
The cutest villains anyones ever seen. Fact.Wanted to incorporate Slugbox’s style into my own since he’s a huge source of inspiration when it comes to hentai, so I redrew some of my favorite poses I’ve seen him use. I also incorporated some softer
Some Jasper POV for you crazy kids
See ya later, Mal.
Poor Lapis.
