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comin4dabooty: When you stub your toe
thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
spicy-vagina-tacos: thatdumbkidpipes: gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth look at him hes like a little baby boy Who swears worse than mr krabs when he stubs his toe
erisdxn-deactivated20210422:If you come at me saying muscle isn’t hot or realistic in women I curse you to stub your toe forever.
sausagedisaster: when you stub your toe on something
rxmcri: weloveshortvideos: When you stub your toe & you gotta take that long ass pause I hate the Internet
cr-umbling: so-personal: my blog will cure your boredom ;) So it’s all my fault that I stubbed my toe?
bruisedgardenias: i don’t know how to be around people. it’s hard to talk because i feel like i’m being judged. i stand there, kicking roots and stubbing my toes. whatever. smile n leave. don’t say anything for the whole way home.
fancybro: ladyblackkat: worst physical pains stepping on a lego stubbing your toe touching a curling iron getting shampoo in your eyes spilling lemon juice on a paper cut getting stabbed 47 times burning your tongue sitting on a hairbrush getting
angelcasimiro: Chances of me crying bc I stubbed my toe: 10/10 Chances of me crying over a boy: 0
jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” hats off for the ultimate dad joke
typehoenegative: Stubbing your toe in an Anime
soulofapoetheartofachild asked : Each House After Stubbing Their Toe...
fasterfood: “God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god
themissarcana: I scraped/stubbed my toe so hard on my drive way it scraped my polish off and it bled :(
this-tragic-affair: how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara
thlop1: Next time you stub your toe, just look at these pics again and remember how tough these girls are, and what a cry baby you are. :PButthole Tattoos
kosherqueer: me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men @sft425
when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!” because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
kyarumii:Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream
20dollarfalloutboy: siriusnjames: superpvnk: the problem about motivational lyrics is that i now use them in any situation where im slightly inconvenienced now like i’ll stub my toe or get a paper cut and be like ‘fiGHT IT TAKE THE PAIN IGNITE
snoipahkat: FUCK MY SISTER SINGS THIS WHENEVER SOMEBODY STUBS THEIR TOE IT’S SO FUCKING ANNOYING MY MOM STILL SINGS THAT TO ME WHENEVER I HURT MYSELF LMFAO
trjoel: When u stub ur toe
skipperdamned: mothgeist: i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away what goosebumps
blhak: I only find out how fluent in swearing i am when i stub my pinky toe
incorrect-hs-quotes: Rose, holding a flashlight under her chin: They say 100 years ago a vampire cursed this mansion.//100 years agoKanaya: *Stubs Her Toe*Kanaya: Fuck This Wealth Hive
the-lonely-scottish-guy: fancybro: ladyblackkat: worst physical pains stepping on a lego stubbing your toe touching a curling iron getting shampoo in your eyes spilling lemon juice on a paper cut getting stabbed 47 times burning your tongue sitting
justjames: I just stubbed my toe and honestly death couldn’t come quicker right now
I fucking hate Charlie and Forever they are the worst people and deserve to stub their toe on an end table really hard
stoned-levi: what if instead of successfully kicking down the wall, the colossal titan just stubbed his toe real bad if he hurt himself then, would he turn into a bigger titan?
withquestionablewit:words like “shit” and “fuck” and “hell” and “damn” are like kitchen knives. most of the time you’re going to be using them for some practical purpose. you stubbed your toe or got a flat tire or are shocked by something.
hp-up:when it’s 3:35am and you stub your toe
