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petitraisin: tag yourself i’m aaa
parkingstrange: if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
stoned-levi: don’t have sex with me unless you curse like you just stubbed your toe tbh
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kosherqueer: me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men
raejin99: pyomorphic: can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit A bunch of cavemen: *just sitting around, chewing on sticks or something* One caveman: *stubs his toe
this-tragic-affair: how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara
jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” hats off for the ultimate dad joke
thenimbus: How I feel after stubbing my already injured toe.
thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
gabrielgastelum: Shot Kim Chi yesterday Didn’t stub my toe this morning Leaving to Taiwan tomorrow morning. Good week Y'all
hissing-willows: Okay but have you considered THESE for your OTP: Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any? Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it? Who crashed a car and
zackisontumblr: leaving your room is risky business because you could get asked to do chores, or stub your toe, or get struck by lightning
holyanimee: I remember watching this one scene in Fullmetal Alchemist where Edward Elric gets up after being completely impaled by a metal rod and here I am struggling to get up after stubbing my toe
samuelvasnormandy: “It gets better” is the worst advice ever It’s the last thing I wanna hear generally, especially when I stub my toe. My world legit ends when that happens.
mothgeist: i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away
america-or-die: don’t fuck with me. I stubbed my toe gardening this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes
renoi first ‘minor injuries’ tho. stepping on a lego. getting a paper cut. stubbing their toe. etc., etc.
geographically-challenged: myhouseidea: Get Inspired, visit: www.myhouseidea.com @mrfashionist This is beautiful. But I see myself stubbing my toe on the platform more than once. 😂😂 That or forgetting that step in the middle of the night..
obsessedwithtattooedsluttybabes: thlop1: Next time you stub your toe, just look at these pics again and remember how tough these girls are, and what a cry baby you are. :P Butthole Tattoos Butthole tattoos are so fucking slutty and sexy!
idedicatethisblogtodestiel: when you stub your toe
sonypraystation: me: *stubs my toe or some dumb shit* me: damn thats like 16 HP
zeelandia: eren could save armins life after getting two limbs bitten off and irvin can still fight after losing his arm in battle a few moments before but when i stub my toe i lie down on the floor and whine about it for 3 hours
skipperdamned: mothgeist: i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away what goosebumps
xephyr-does-shit: The funniest thing to think about is Susie doing that iconic dino scream from jurassic park whenever something mildy hurts. Getting knocked down during a battle? That shit’s got nothin on her. Stubbing her toe? “DINOSAUR_SCREAM.WAV”
Glow in the Dark ropes. Not just for decoration! Now you won’t stub your toe in the bedroom while keeping your pet safe and secure for hours at a time!
darkarcherprince: jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” hats off for the ultimate dad joke { heavy sigh
gifts4hugs: Star Wars Lamps - Darth Vader & StormtrooperThe Dark Side is a very turbulent place. Sure they have cookies, but there are recesses and crannies in which darkness reigns so supreme, if you enter you’re likely to stub your toes. And
imitationlulu: When ur trying to get a glass of water at 3am and stub your toe
fitchris25: Screw any of you who have ever given recoveringtopanga a hard time. I will rip you limb from limb. I hope you step on 10 Legos and stub three toes as you sprint to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea while nursing the worst hangover ever
embergale: hissing-willows: Okay but have you considered THESE for your OTP: Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any? Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it? Who crashed
uberguber89: crown-prince-zuko: Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“ Aang:
uberguber89:crown-prince-zuko:Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“Aang:
t-adash-i:Tadashi* Stubs his toe*Tadashi: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHiro: *jumps up, runs across town*Hiro: *dodges cars, runs into the cafe*Hiro: *stops to pet mochi*Hiro: *Runs to
slicemyneckopenand-die: If you’ve skipped a meal, don’t tell me you know what its like to have an eating disorder. If a “creepy” guy has flirted with you, don’t tell me you know what feels like to be raped. I’ve stubbed my toe, but would
