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cheatersandcucks: Your boarder came home, early in the morning, drunk and high again. You had to serve at church that morning so your wife offered to stay with him. Don’t worry, though, because she got to worship. She worshiped your boarder’s massive
I went to a bachelorette party last night with my sister. It was for her sister-in-law who is 29 and getting married over the Christmas holiday. I stayed overnight at my sister’s and didn’t quite make it to my bed when we got home last night. I
All those times that she didn’t come home after a girl’s night out and stayed over at her girlfriend’s, did you ever suspect?
Drunk in NYC last summer a woman at the bar, upon learning about my work, said that I needed to meet her friend who was currently staying in Brooklyn. Two days later I was in a hot, humid apartment with a topless bearded woman on a strange bed. Ah, those
“Honey, it’s good of you to give your drunk co-worker a ride home. He’s pretty wasted… I’ll just reach back and hold his… hand… so he stays calm and doesn’t get nauseous. We’ve still got about
“Okay, well… the party is all cleaned up, I guess I’ll go. Thanks, it was a great time!… What?… you think I should stay and not risk driving home drunk?… Yeah, maybe that’s a good idea… I’ll
Your wife said that she invited you to come to our toga-party with her and you said: “Naw, I’m not going to hang around with those losers. I’m going to stay home and watch the game.” Don’t expect her home tonight, asshole.
fyspringfield: We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.
“Styles pissed his pants on the regular when he was drunk While he stayed.” from http://skategypsy.blogspot.com/2011/12/barcelona-september-point-and-shoot-1.html
cheating-on-mywife:I stayed over at my friend’s house because we were both a little drunk from happy hour. She passed out right away. Then her husband followed me into the bathroom. I gotta make sure I get invited over more.
adareshecouldntrefuse: My wife was very drunk and I had already passed out from drinking too much. I guess my buddy Sam dared my wife to give our other friend Lamar a blowjob after they dared her to get naked. I wish I had been able to stay up so I
rrraaazzz: She got home a little drunk and was asleep on her bed when she felt a cock fucking her, for a second she thought it was her boyfriend but then remembered he wasn’t staying tonight and woke up, and found it was her big brother fucking her
sharingwifes: happyfoolsct: we all got drunk, my wife stayed awake unlike the…
==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose
vitaminkae: Go home Marco, you’re drunk. I’m a terrible bum-bum of a friend who cannot keep up with life and deadlines. Long overdue present for my syrup mafia bae thcrsthry. Birthday celebrations at the karaoke bar with the 104th babies! Hope these
sarahxwritesstuff: My brother called and said his girlfriend had kicked him out of the apartment. I said he could stay with me for one night. We got drunk. When the sun came up we were still fucking.
superhugedicks: kinkygboy: Shhh little bro. Don’t make too much noise or mom will hear That’s so hot! When my nephew stays over he gets drunk and passes out then I fuck him. He likes it tho.
rrraaazzz:She got home a little drunk and was asleep on her bed when she felt a cock fucking her, for a second she thought it was her boyfriend but then remembered he wasn’t staying tonight and woke up, and found it was her big brother fucking her and
Hey so hard cider is pretty good.
Make sure your passengers stay safe
no: if you drive drunk or even just think drunk driving isn’t a big deal then stay the helllll away from me
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
drunk-horny: I love when my wife sends me pic when she is a work…..makes it “hard” to stay focused at work…mmmm pornloveforall
gobblechopstv: We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.
thedeathcats: petition for me to stay drunk
stay drunk forever.
Avoid hangovers,stay drunk.
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I much rather myself with a 6 pack
Stay.
daily-esprit-descalier: “Her voice, her smell, her touch. Drink her in til you’re dizzy. Get drunk on her. Stay drunk.” daily-esprit-descalier
I have a really drunk guy in my bed that keeps throwing up & I just want to go to sleep but not next to him so I’m gonna stay up all night. Someone talk to me please?
fuckyeah-workaholics: the struggle to stay drunk
thegreatperhaps-k: If you’ve ever stayed drunk for a month straight to forget how much pain you’re in or If you ever did your best to get higher than the pedestal you put that fucker on or If you ever took your clothes off for people who don’t
oh sweet drunk lemon child….