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1121sexcrazyteens: This happened on holiday, and just so you know this isn’t my boyfriends cock. We got drunk one night and after my boyfriend had gone home from the bar, I stayed behind. I was flirting with a guy who turned out to be horny as fuck.
I picked up an Icee from Burger King and did the most logical thing: Added copious amounts of vodka. I’m awesome.
Holy shit now
cheating-on-mywife: I stayed over at my friend’s house because we were both a little drunk from happy hour. She passed out right away. Then her husband followed me into the bathroom. I gotta make sure I get invited over more.
yourcheatinggirl:This is what happens when you fight with your girlfriend. You just go out and get drunk at the nearest bar, but you always stay faithful. Her on the other hand? Well…there’es a reason she starts so many fights.
When I came downstairs after putting my drunk wife to bed, I saw her like this. “I told my parents I’d be staying here all night since you wouldn’t be back until way late. So guess what I want as payment for babysitting your kids?”
whore-degrader: Staying round a friends house when his mom comes home drunk *Unzips fly**
cheatingonherright:Last night after we left the bar she wanted to go to the room she was staying in for the wedding and fuck…she said she was so horny and drunk and wanted to be ravished by me… so we spent the rest of the night fucking and sucking…
forbiddensights: actionbuddy: Bunch of drunk blokes get filmed pissing i could stay in there all night!
cheatersandcucks: You knew how your husband felt about his coworker so you suggested having her over for some drinks. Staying mostly sober, you watched the two of them get drunk and start making out right there in front of you. You didn’t say anything
rrraaazzz:She got home a little drunk and was asleep on her bed when she felt a cock fucking her, for a second she thought it was her boyfriend but then remembered he wasn’t staying tonight and woke up, and found it was her big brother fucking her and
Found this story hope u enjoy it too ;) 19 f uk “sluttiest thing: threesome with my sister and her ex… lol we went out for my sisters 23rd birthday and the three of us were pretty drunk by the end of the night and i was staying at her exes
hessomuchbigger: The reason your wife wanted to stay behind at her friend’s party when you went home early…. Don’t worry, she’s okay, she just got drunk and ended up crashing overnight. She’ll call you in a little bit when she’s ready for
slutwivesworld: happyfoolsct: we all got drunk, my wife stayed awake unlike the other wives… and was awesome
bostonge0rge: Since I haven’t posted a photo of myself in a little. Here me. Dying of heat. Drunk off of the humidity. No one loves me, no need to say they never stay. *and thats a mega push up bra, i have no boobs. false advertisement. literally
teaseanddenialcaptions: One evening she told me to drink one beer after another. First I thought she wanted me to get drunk, because she knows that I’m much hornier then. But when I wanted to empty my bladder after two beers, she ordered me to stay
One evening she told me to drink one beer after another. First I thought she wanted me to get drunk, because she knows that I’m much hornier then. But when I wanted to empty my bladder after two beers, she ordered me to stay in the room and keep
what’s stopping me from getting absolutely wine drunk and shit posting?? nothing??ok stay tuned
boldbruises: lastnight while I was drunk on the bus, this kid looked over at me(he was like 16) told me he liked my shoelaces and then I said thanks, and then he told my to stay strong oh my god it was cute and kind (I guess some scars were visible)
I like how I downed every last ounce of alcohol I own and I’m still nowhere near buzzed. I hate my life. I hate myself. Let me get drunk and fucking stay that way. I need an escape
bbwasshole: vek73: tirsomr: gingergrey75: milfcamelia: milfcamelia: bon apéro bon apéro The drinks where flowing and the neighbour was getting more naked the more she drunk, she ended up staying over and my spunk was oozing out of her pussy
mynerdpurseclod:loveegon123:tirsomr: gingergrey75: milfcamelia: milfcamelia: bon apéro bon apéro The drinks where flowing and the neighbour was getting more naked the more she drunk, she ended up staying over and my spunk was oozing out of her
Got to stay up til 4:30 at least. XD Drunk and dont want a hangover. Also need to gasm. That should do it.
They are here now honey, so stay and don’t look up. Yes ‘they’. Seems like he brought his adult son. They are almost undressed now. He is not pretty, but from what I can see you are in for a surprise. No! honey, you will do it. Drunk or not you
bbc-and-me: Shes a little drunk and doesn’t care if she’s recordef with a dick that big inside her as long as it stays inside her. She’ll do and say anything for him to keep fucking her. Imagine when he get close and starts really pounding..
avpdbpdkaneki: I hate the term “functional” like I go to class, I do as much work as I need to stay under the radar, and then I go home. I internalise everything. I break down and I scream and cry and I get drunk and I hurt myself and I hate myself
hentaiflower: In Highschool I was kicked out of my house, ended up just staying with friends, and turned into a huge slut. Everyday was basically getting high, getting drunk, sucking cock, playing games, watching cartoons, and fucking everyone that hung
lets-get-drunk-and-stonned: PLEASE READ! DON’T IGNORE! It is sad and sick how people just sit behind their screens and scream abuse at people. I know many people who are either dead or struggling to stay alive thanks to nasty people hiding on anon.
sophoulla: This weekend I stayed in a really nice hotel and met really nice people and got really drunk and for the first time in a long time I was happy. 😊
canonical-incorrect-ml-quotes:Adrien: Come on, I wasn’t THAT drunk.Nino: You literally got into a bar fight with someone who was flirting with Marinette and screamed ‘STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!’.Adrien: So? I’m just protecting my
stephensbeard1993: I think I’m just going to stay dressed like this for the day and get drunk.
justjames: “Stay hydrated kids!” I say having drunk nothing but the mouthwash I accidentally swallowed all day
isadorenoir: whenyougetrightdowntoit: womanbecomescow: God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT We’re talking about phussy now? (Or charging porssy?)
sepdxbear: And yet he is still very fucking hot johnthomas1981: Kinda drunk, kinda hungover, kinda staying home by myself.
paperhatisintheway: Flug could probably say it clearly, but it’s rather cute when a drunk BH is confessing to a nerdy.Btw I’ll try to line my answer for the next ask. I’ll only line the paperhat request/ask, my comic will stay like it isOh and
makingfunofbullshit: swaggolope: You know what’s fucked up, me having to go console a friend because she’s scared letting a drunk mate stay over, if you don’t think feminism is needed you can just fuck off Feminism is needed because your friend
pervertkinkythoughts: She should never have stayed so late in that bar. She should never have drunk so much. As soon as she realized she was the only girl remaining in the place she tried to leave. But as she tried to stand up and get to the door,
Our best friend Barry called tonight, I’m so excited for him to come visit. I’m excited to drink obscene amounts of whiskey together and play drunk chess or even stay up late again just talking.
vengefuldad: i’m getting drunk & looking cute & staying inside for halloween. be safe everybody!!!! Bae
intheeyesofthelord: Owen - “A Bird In Hand” “When I put my arms around you, I mean it. When I’m too drunk to stay up with you, I mean it. When I slam doors cause I’m pissed at you, I mean it. When I put on a suit and say “I do”, I
whitebriefguy03: latinguy43: Done this to my uncle when I was 15 Wow thats hot…i did that to my uncle that came to stay 4 a wk on hols & got drunk..he was fit but his cock was a bit disappointing tbh..still hot though..thought my heart was gona
onyourleftbooob: justjames:“Stay hydrated kids!” I say having drunk nothing but the mouthwash I accidentally swallowed all day
womanbecomescow: ss18: womanbecomescow: God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT the phone’s WHAT? ITS
pretendingclassylady: I am definitely drunk and horny right now. Which means lots of videos haha. Stay tuned!
levolence: DO YOU WANNA GET DRUNK AND STAY THE NIGHT? [listen] 1. Biting Down - Lorde // 2. The Party & the After Party - The Weeknd // 3. Nothing But Time - Metric // 4. Leave The Lights On - Meiko // 5. Woman - Wolfmother // 6. Suburbs
itsfuckingmadness: If you know me irl, don’t fuckin judge me bc my boobs are nice and I wanna share em with ppl on tumblr, k? (I’m gonna tag the fuck out of this bc I’m a little drunk rn so stay tuned)
aworldbeyondthebarricade: thatsbyronic: officialunitedstates: why’d we have to color so much in school. it didnt teach us anything. is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie #drunk enjolras
mc-55-69-blog: One weekend I planned to stay at grandma’s house so I could get drunk with my buddies so my parents didn’t know but grandma made sure I earned her silence. I’m O.K.with that!
pastel-whorehouse: No one EVER asks me out for V-day lmao that’s why I’m staying home and watching movies with friends while getting drunk.
wifebecomesone: Your old friend from the military didn’t care that your wife was drunk, he was just happy that you let him stay over that night, and put your plan the two of you developed into action.
msrodens: i don’t get why parents think it’s bad to stay up late on the computer even on weekends, i mean i could be in another city, partying, getting drunk, high or raped, but im in my room drinking coffee, watching tv shows or reading gay fanfiction.
asnowbunniesparadise: bbc-and-me: Shes a little drunk and doesn’t care if she’s recordef with a dick that big inside her as long as it stays inside her. She’ll do and say anything for him to keep fucking her. Imagine when he get close and starts
passedout-drunk: My friend and I went a couple blocks over to play cards with some guys that he knows. I’m too young to drink and tomorrow is a school day, so we weren’t going to stay long. After a few more guys showed up the booze started coming
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