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squided: So… like… okay when I hear some SJWs talking about how “men are ____” and then starts that whole “but not all men” shit but anyway I was wondering, when you’re trying to explain that you don’t mean ALL men but just men in general,
squided: theatomicboom: who decided on the new giffing trend of yall turning down the contrast and saturation til its barely legible, i dont have 20/20 vision ok, i cant see what youre trying to show me!! brighten it tf up!! Amen! I’m near sighted
squided: vealot: guy-deb0red: its gotten to the point now where i can say, without a shred of hyperbole, that i hate absolutely everything ever idk what your talking about these guys have got my vote Wait do Australians really spell “enroll”
squided: Older generation: *destroys perfectly good economy* Millennials: “fuck why did you do that?” ~Several years later~ Millennials: “aight so things are slowly getting fixed I think the economy should be okay” Older generation: *snickering
squided: yung-dad: theverge: Casually driving sideways with omnidirectional wheels. Lmao what the fuck Sorry but all I can think of is how I would never need to parallel park again I could just slide my car over
squided: I have eaten sand before because I was in a cave and the tour guide guy said the sand was edible so I ate it but like I never found such thing as “edible cave sand” online so I think it was probably just normal sand but I’m still not quite
squided: angryinkeddrunk: okay–anyways: “Protect bi girls who are into men!” ….From whom Mainly from lesbians who like to call us things like “dick worshipers”, “basically straight”, “bihets”, “cheaters”, “untrustworthy”,
squided: Am I the only person who feels super uncomfortable in an arts and crafts store? Like the second I walk through the doors of my local Hobby Lobby or Michaels, it feels like I’ve entered a new dimension where everything feels empty and abandoned.
squided: Damn I was checking out a guy and he looked over and caught me :/. I did the worst ever sudden eye dart to a random direction and stared off for a second it was bad
squided: keszegeteszeget: huntersonthewing: askfordoodles: littlemissbloo: whitmerule: pardonmewhileipanic: red3blog: pardonmewhileipanic: notcuddles: nesft: #CROW NO Crow: CROW YES! It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a
squided: corporateaccount: i cant believe what walkie talkies are called its simple, its clear
squided: too-smacked: condoms are doing it right Where can I get these and do they come in larger
squided: I don’t even understand my own method of blogging. Sometimes I find a post that makes me literally laugh out loud and I just forget to reblog it and sometimes I see a post that I wouldn’t even want to reblog and my hand is like “lol nope
squided: fallenangelflonne: aknowlee: basedmountaindew: kaldriss: >tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i love sandwiches >tell my girl i love subs>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed>god
squided: It’s amazing how there are some basic objects people use every day that I have literally never seen in my life. For instance my British friend told me to go grab something by the kettle. I’ve never actually seen a kettle before. I had
squided: vilebeggar: piratebay-premium: darkenedgamr: piratebay-premium: piratebay-premium: I’m glad no one called me out for what thread I found this in Do we even want to know what thread you found it in? It wasn’t the worst thing you
squided: I remember when I was a kid and couldn’t even keep myself awake till midnight and now I’m an adult and somehow accidentally stay up till like 7 AM
squided: I feel like the whole black/blue white/gold dress incident came before it’s time. That’s the kinda chaos I would expect out of 2016
squided: pattythenest: sannic19: piratebay-premium: egalitarian-nature-blog: check-your-privilege-feminists: brassers: armedandgayngerous: insurrectionist-fetishist: lol this may be fucked up but it’s more fucked up that it works Holy fuck
squided: Yesterday at a party some girl and I had a political discussion and she was actually pro-trump, not because she agrees with him, but she thinks the only way the world will correct itself is to first throw it into chaos and she thinks he’s
squided: I love my Dutch cell phone company much more than any of the ones I had in the US
squided: captainamericasbrother: onsrgvxcc: when he asks for hijabless pics ft. @blindbanditx and @somalisalma and @xx-hawa i live for this
squided: All offense given, if you classify yourself as someone who likes to troll people online, leave me the fuck alone forever
squided: Today I went to the coffee shop and was confronted by a man who told me all about his beliefs of the world and while he talked for like an hour, I honestly couldn’t tell you exactly what he believed in because it went way over my head. From
squided: Okay so correct me if I’m wrong but, the idea of the butterfly effect when time traveling is negligible. I say this because if you alter something in the past, this will IMMEDIATELY change the future. Since you are part of the timeline that
squided: userboxed: jade-dupree: userboxed: Of course not, they were worried they’d offend you and being politically correct instead of worring about good manners. I however was raised with a sense that good manners are extremely important and
squided: I once knew a person who would say phone numbers in the weirdest way. Like if someone’s phone number was 402-540-6677, she would say it is “four hundred two, five hundred forty, six thousand six hundred seventy seven”. Like where did
squided: I think one of the weirdest features of Tumblr mobile is the ability to rewind, fast forward, and pause reaction gifs (but not gifs posted as a photo post) by dragging your finger left and right across it. And yet we still can’t add reaction
squided: chex-quest: tyleroakley: #2006vs2016: some things never change лагер Ласло hallobeanies, лагер Ласло последния епизод, лагер Ласло обичат болни, лагер Ласло meatman, епизоди
squided: whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey: You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong
squided: mishasminions: I MISS 2011-2013 TUMBLR idk dude like that was a pretty dark time for tumblr. superwholock was alive and kicking, there were posts about “what if Tumblr were a school” everywhere, we all just argued about how to interpret
squided: mefirstwiener: wunkolo: ＨＯＭＥ ＯＬＯＮＥ ＯＮ ＴＨＥ ＷＥＥＫＥＮＤ I think I just watched a video from the year 2038
squided:So he was essentially watching the fruit version of mutalation porn….
squided: dilsnik: is-that-my-ring: he just can’t…..stop That’s pure thirst… The entire time i looked at this I was thinking “this is in no way NOT gay”
squided: nobody really knows exactly how many deaths they’re personally responsible for.
squided: ohpierre: flaminganakin: pettyrevenge: Old People Restaurant Scam. You know the scam. Whine about perfectly good food to get some sort of comp. In their old age, my parents befriended another older couple who would pull this stunt everywhere
squided: gowns: nocturneno11: ME HONESTLY i’m op OP is chaotic good, open faced grilled cheese is chaotic evil
squided: I hate when you get the blankets nice and wrapped around both legs and then realize you need a refill of drinks
squided: I’ve used my phone while making out with people many times and I only got caught twice
squided: Make sure your sources are recentMake sure your sources are reputableMake sure your sources aren’t biasedMake sure you look at multiple sources for your statisticsAnd ffs make sure your sources are based on fact, not some opinion piece (see:
squided:you know when nothing’s happening in your life and you wish life was more interesting and then life decides to make it a little TOO interesting? like what I meant by “more interesting” was more along the lines of “friends invite me to
squided: vitamindave: khealywu: Assorted cheese hell………yes are we not going to talk about the poem below that pretty sure that’s a hex
squided: scope-dogg: mercerism: I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter This is still the most sinister post on the site This plays on the elevator ride down to hell
squided: glumshoe: strangerdarkerbetter: gahdamnpunk: We’re literally doomed At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy,
squided:sagihairius:sagihairius:sagihairius:My parents are getting ready to sell the house which may prove difficult due to the followingThe padlocked basement door that leads nowhere and doesn’t unlockClaw marks on the inside of the crawlspace like
squided: mulp–plum:Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this. me entertaining my guests that have stayed way too damn long and don’t get the hint I’m about to pass out
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squided: stachionalgeographic: magic-and-moonlit-wings: tamatsukurusu: cvssian: Disney’s Pencil Test for Frozen (2013) I don’t think Disney is aware that their movies look so much better in two dimensions That comment reminds me of another comment
squided:amazoogle:etct:grotesque, freakish behavior. they’ll lock you both in separate padded cells, as they shouldreally wish straight people would stop appropriating gay culture. if you’re straight, you CANNOT be seen with someone of the
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squided:keepcalmandcarriefischer:I’ll take the, uh…., Yea I’ll have the shurmpyou ever read something and feel a word get deleted from your vocabulary and get replaced by something else?
squided: aflo:sindri42:junedaves: junedaves: ALSKSJSKALSK SO APPARENTLY ALIENWARE MADE A PROTOTYPE ULTRAWIDE CRT IN 2008 C H O N K Looking at those vents I can only assume that this thing sounds like an airliner taking off and can be used to heat
squid-in-a-party-hat: Here’s my favorite DBZ clip with zero context what so ever.
squid-ink: officialfist: dr-n-tropy: birdswriting: dr-n-tropy: HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING. i bring to you the tiny boys holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN HOW THEM
squided: micheal1210: 56blogsstillcrazy: This is fucking beautiful Hollup she at jcpenny fucking up the violin to kanye Æšthëtīç
squided: blue power ranger going straight for the goods there in the last pic
squided: davekat: u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you Not risking it
squided: “bisexuals are just being greedy” This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.
squided: weloveshortvideos: Call the police There’s not a single part of this video that isn’t gold
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