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squided: sad-agender: adevilandanavocado: lesradicalfeminisms: ^^^^ THANK YOU. IF YOU ARE BISEXUAL AND WILLINGLY ENTER INTO A STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE DISOWNED FROM THE QUEER COMMUNITY. YOU NO LONGER MATTER. YOU ARE DISGUSTING IF YOU ENTER
squided: arcadiagay: add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.1. had sex: บ.00 2. smoked: ū.003. got drunk: ů.004. went skinny dipping: ŭ.005. kissed someone of the opposite sex: ŭ.006. kissed someone of the same sex: ŭ.007.
squided: “How will I explain gay people to my kids?!” Well, you explained there was a giant guy in the sky who made all of life and has endless superhuman powers and judges every action you ever make so I’m sure you can explain gay people.
squided: Hell yeah just got my Dutch passport now official dual citizen PASSPOOOOOOOOOORT
squided: I had a really weird dream where all it said was “the pink lion will tell you where to go” and then I woke up. I don’t know if that was some kinda premonition/fate dream or something but I don’t know of any pink lions and I feel like
squided: This is one of my favorite images on the entire internet to be honest
squided: A restaurant called “eat at your own risk” where the dress code is strictly very fancy white clothing (like white dress suits and white dresses), they only serve very messy food like sloppy joes and chips with salsa, it has very dim lighting,
squided: this fucking giant spider decided to casually descend as im on my laptop so i had the most slowmo freakout ever while trying to figure out how to kill a spider mid air
squided: I saw too many #ProLife selfies of idiots holding up signs against abortion so I thought I’d create my own #ProChoice sign and selfie.
squided: wtf suddenly i have all these hipster blogs on my dash that I know I never followed???? I’m confused why does tumblr say i follow them i would never follow a hipster blog they changed
squided: I also had a dream where I asked someone to give me a map of the U.S. but apparently the map put Nebraska where New York is and that was the only state the rest was blank
squided: Don’t underestimate college students will to sleep. We will easily set an alarm for 7 minutes exactly if we have a short amount of time to spare
squided: I had a dream that someone put a wasps nest in Donald Trump’s fridge
squided: wtf does this mean??? is this a new aesthetic???? marble statues on the beach with asian-language text next to it and a spinning pink cube in the background with a windows 90 error message popping up and trail? Like that’s literally the
squided: when u jus chillin, enjoyin life and then remember all the stressful shit that needs to be done that u havent done yet
squided: find me in classic internet chat rooms under the username putinfucker96
squided: Imagine being on the other side of that. Like you’re just chillin and doing your job and then a fucking screaming rubbed chicken comes flying out of nowhere.
squided: i was sad that the music ran out and then i was like “dude music is an infinite resource just use it again” and then i was like super happy
squided: speak for yourself ill suck all the seed i want
squided: theproblematicblogger: This is incredible lmao it’s like my post just the roles are switched
squided: theskaldspeaks: I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected. well i was not prepared for that trip
squided: youngwhiteboi: Beyoncé’s spirit leaves her body at a sporting event. Beytwicé
squided: this sounds like a bad idea but idk im not a psychologist
squided: babblingfishes: steampoweredcupcake: baronessvonbullshit: awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: offworldcolonies: Man the 90’s were weird. Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it. the war on drugs has failed.
squided: i push that borderline of “posting too much personal posts to piss off all your followers” and “reblogging a ton of actual funny posts to make people still wanna stick around”
squided: I’ve always been confused with like the Elsa situation in Frozen like she didn’t leave her room for years are you telling me she didn’t eat or need to go to the bathroom once that whole time?
squided: Yesterday I heard a brony talk to his friend and he said “I watched this new show called gravity falls and I think it’s almost as good as MLP! You should watch it!” And I just knew one day the bronies would evolve to a new show soon but
squided: To those of you who’ve never had a famous post: I guarantee you your first famous post is the last thing you’d ever want 100,000 people seeing
squided: featherdusters: radiooppy: birdturdnerd: comelyinsanity: birdturdnerd: batsaflyin: Uh. He was not the voice of shrek. yeah he was Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old? this man is dead how dare you 2016?
squided: Thank god I was really confused for a second that cleared things up
squided: asexualls: let us take a moment to mourn the old google logo… this: has turned to this: rip google logo and life as we knew it… and hello death& suffering oh my god google is pulling a tumblr logo change on us
squided: one time i was really drunk and my friends and i got on an elevator and as i got on i dropped my phone and I am not kidding it started to fall down the hole but it tilted just a little bit, kinda shook halfway down the hole and then popped back
squided: Cute things I do in my free time:slowly pick chunks of skin off my lips and those corner pieces of my finger nailscry
squided: yo i hate long road trips but throw me and some sexy people on the fap bus and you got yourself a deal
squided: lmfao on her boob too
squided: rubberninjers: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year olds Fighting
squided: I try to air out my room for like 5 minutes before I go to sleep cause it was stuffy and some very creepy guy came right up to my window and asked if I wanted to have sex with him. Literally what the fuck it’s 4 in the morning I’m too tired
squided: pinkcookiedimples: bundyspooks: When Ameneh Bahrami rejected a man’s marriage proposal, he turned bitter and threw acid into her face leaving her with extreme disfigurements. She went through 19 agonising operations and is permanently blind,
squided: edens-blog: myspiritedneighbortotoro: How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas I’m in awe of how stupidly impressively this vine is How did it land like that wtf
squided: I love when the news starts talking about how social media is a powerful platform for change in the world and I’m sitting here reblogging posts that I nose exhaled a bit at when I saw it.
squided: jock-goth-safety-dancer: yowhosedogisthat: unfriendedmovie *Opens up word document* “Time to bully myself.“ At first glance I thought this was gonna be some fake deep hipster post about the meaninglessness of all we do but nope I was
squided: jpgay: afternoonsnoozebutton: politicalmachine: EXTREME REAL MAN POWER FOR MAN MANLY NOT WOMAN MAN “A lady-free zone of rugged, macho, hair-on-your-chest awesomeness that’s definitely not for women.” this..can’t be real…i
squided: I don’t think people realize that the rest of the world is also fucking terrified that Trump might have a chance of election. All of us know exactly what it would mean if he became president, and it would hurt the entire world
squided: three videos blew people’s minds so much it got deleted .
squided: Tomorrow is my birthday :) Happy early birthday
squided: theprhototype: mrsthirdward: asexualjesuschrist: durianseeds: I can’t believe this isn’t real. “so articulate,”“that’s not a compliment.”soooo true lol HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLEI WANT TO SCREAM Bitch I’m tryin
squided: republicangarbage: bjnovakdjokovic: did this guy just livetweet a poisoning that he committed … What the fuck did he think would happen when he put the dangerous “DO NOT EAT” pouch on someone’s food??
squided: I’m finally confident enough to feel comfortable posting a shirtless selfie You look good
squided: I can tell already this mix of two strains of weed I bought and mixed today is gonna fuck me up
squided: back-that-sass-up: queenofthecloudsxx: Well that was dramatic. Apparently sex toys ruin lives now nice This was a wild ride
squided: candyredterezii: thechristmaspatch: polycement: bandagedapollojustice: reblog this post with a character who did nothing wrong i beg to differ THEY CALLED THEM NAUGHTY NOO-NOO BECAUSE THOSE TELEFUCKERS MAKE A MESS WITH THEIR TUBBYTOAST
squided: “Biphobia doesn’t exist in the gay community” yeah…. right……….
squided: hespokeoftoast: I was not fucking ready I have no clue what I was expecting
squided: please i want to hear he explanation
squided: hertzwhale: pamela-jane: I know its a little early but Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september
squided: Like = 1 year of damnation in Hell for Donald Trump Reblog = 10 years of damnation in hell for Donald Trump
squided: actualwedgeantilles: super-star-destroyer: kibasniper: I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS IN TWO MINUTES BUT LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND MY UNIVERSITY’S LIBRARY HOLY SHIT. @actualwedgeantilles Someone send me the .pdf so I can do an analysis on this. someone
squided: the only reason anyone should ever thank donald trump is because his existence makes literally everyone look good in comparison
squided: when one of my partners in a group project ask why i dont trust them to hand the project in on time
squided: jamaicanamazon: thagangstress: afri-kinda: mistamarqui2u: gifsboom: Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand. Thas the fastest snatch ever That boys hands are something serious He’s smooth about
