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spork: I told my brother he was gay and then my mom tweeted this
spork: HAPPY 2015 BITCHES MUAHAHAH
spork: boneycircus: fauxcyclops: morelikekanyebest: only-ronnie: i will never not reblog this Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during
spork-of-humanity:dangerbabegang: FOOD Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food grocery stores with free samples, bakeries stores with day-old bread different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
spork: WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
spork: ashtoniousrex: backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue my favorite part of this is that her saying “bloody typical” implies they’re in the UK and she’s sitting on the left which means that Mike is
spork: strangenessmaster: spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE! that’s a fucking
spork: hoetrocity: fuckyahumor: eatthefuckinggun: pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment. Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.
spork:itsagifnotagif:Sorry not sorry FUN STORY SO MY FRIST PUN I EVER MADE WHEN I WAS 4; I WAS OUTSIDE RIDING WITH MY STEPDAD ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DINNER AND HE SAID MYMOM WAS MAKING CHILI AND I WAS LIKE
spork:What’s a bae and can I eat it
spork: It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe… HA.
spork: Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
spork: ethereal-blackgirl: I don’t want to ‘feel’ empowered. I want to be empowered. Where is my fucking land? Or my higher position in society? Why are women supposed to feel grateful about a ‘feeling’? Whilst men are actually empowered. Wow.
spork:Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
spork: officialunitedstates: FACT OF THE NIGHT: owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages. most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds are you fucking high
spork: lubricates: ashtoniousrex: backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue my favorite part of this is that her saying “bloody typical” implies they’re in the UK and she’s sitting on the left which means
spork: bullied: my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to bed
spork: tastefullyoffensive: Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun] how hasnt shane been fired yet??
spork: How much for the antidepressants? Ma’am those are puppies.
spork-to-the-third-power:spork-to-the-third-power: HE LEETLE FEETSYS very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well
spork:strangenessmaster: spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE! that’s a fucking tomato
spork: hoetrocity: fuckyahumor: somefagonyourdash: bruh
spork: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
spork: strangenessmaster: spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE! that’s a fucking tomato
spork:spork:I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and addthis was 2 years ago
spork: SO two super cool things. 1. My YouTube friend is here staying with me!!!!! 2. He is vegetarian and I’m vegan and today we made a video about things we order at fast food restaurants to show you you can be animal friendly and have some junk
spork: tater–th0ts: masterofbirds: sandandglass: Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy
spork: tarakaboom: laselles: promiseemeforeverr: spork: laselles: ok i have a legitimate question why the FUCK were sporks created not enough spoon to hold soup but not enough fork to hold regular food what is their purpose in this world I fucking
spork: I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR NEED TO REMEMBER IT’S OKAY TO not be mentally ill have good grades to dislike reading have a happy family enjoy exercising/not enjoy exercising to have different opinion to reblog/not reblog certain posts to be a
spork:spork:I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and addthis was 2 years ago I’ve been here far too long
love-takes-work: Best frame. Behold Garnet with her spork That is all