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spork: This isn’t funny, this is called reproductive abuse and/or sexual assault.
spork: boneycircus: fauxcyclops: morelikekanyebest: only-ronnie: i will never not reblog this Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during
spork: sweater-ghost: jonasbrothers: spoons are just mini bowls that we use to pick things up out of larger bowls u need to go to sleep so what am i
spork: tastefullyoffensive: Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun] how hasnt shane been fired yet??
spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
spork: umm…i went to taco bell and they gave me a FORK this is BLASPHEMY
spork: ollivander: parliamentrook: bowiecadmium: fangirlscout: fenland-witch: cxnnxr-slxan: ceallaig1: zora-zen: saarebitch: barefootindecember: provendermalkin: trumpsgloryhole: If Sanders doesn’t get the nomination, and you can’t see
spork: when you haven’t been on tumblr in a few months because work and school and trying to be a normal functioning adult and you come back and don’t understand any of the memes
spork: bexlogic: thempress: People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. You
spork: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
spork: have you ever been head over heels in love with somebody who thinks you’re a burden to talk to?
spork: WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
spork: ashtoniousrex: backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue my favorite part of this is that her saying “bloody typical” implies they’re in the UK and she’s sitting on the left which means that Mike is
spork: hoetrocity: fuckyahumor: eatthefuckinggun: pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment. Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.
spork: bullied: my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to bed
sporks-are-better-than-spoons: too cute :3
spork: the-best-dang-avocado: sixpenceee: The age detection app was used on a photo of an abandoned house. and the young ones are on the steps…
spork: lubricates: fuckyahumor: stays-a-s-s-y: sex-blood-metal: thahalfrican: Somehow I don’t think the card one is true, I mean, there are just so many times that people are shuffling decks that it is likely that each combination has been
spork: lubricates: fuckyahumor: askgeorgebush: sassyenjolras: twilightpatriot: am-night-king: when someone draws something just for you This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of
spork: lubricates: fluffy-chica-plushie: lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder: timco0p: When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog. Number one rule of Tumblr. Gotta reblog. 3hot5me
spork: lubricates: xplosivediarrhea: the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it
spork: officialunitedstates: FACT OF THE NIGHT: owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages. most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds are you fucking high
spork: It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…
spork: y10k: I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but.. why is the flask containing a red liquid in the picture though….
spork:Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
spork: I’m not a morning person or a night time person I don’t think I’m even a person
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spork: Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how Sigh…
spork: itsnotpeanutbutter:hentai-ass:sexynemo: dualchainz: white vs latino moms waking up their kids Omfgggg when will this ever get old OH MY GOD as a white kid named Guark i can assure you the whire part is true homie im pretty sure he says clark
spork: i’ve been editing/filming videos for you guys since 3 am; am i cute yet?
spork: What’s a bae and can I eat it
sporks-and-spoons: I wanna take a quick 25 year nap. Ya know just a lil snooze to perk me up
spork: do you ever have a funny joke and want to make it a text post on tumblr but then you realize that you got the joke from tumblr
spork: lubricates: ashtoniousrex: backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue my favorite part of this is that her saying “bloody typical” implies they’re in the UK and she’s sitting on the left which means
spork: badparent: coldmackerel: “so what are your plans for after you graduate?”