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charliebowater: I vividly remember a few moments from when I was growing up that - as corny as it sounds, felt like they’d altered my life a little bit. One was when I was six years old and I watched The Little Mermaid for the first time and the other:
sapphiretemplo: people who use tumblr and talk about how discussions about social issues on here dont make a difference in real life think so small and sound accepting of the ignorance i dont understand how you could dismiss the power of the internet
powtothenuts: heyitspj: I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss” this post literally ruined my life
arsonforcharlie:jackironsides:I really resent the way that the Overton window has shifted for online privacy, so that I sound like a hysteric when I say that I don’t want Facebook and Google to know everything about my life.‘I don’t mind Facebook
captainlitebrite replied to your post: Therapy status report ugh that sounds so frustrating i’m sorry. could u maybe approach your therapist with like “can u help me brainstorm PRACTICAL WAYS TO PROCEED W/ MY LIFE given that xyz is going on k thnx”
thatsthat24: asthetikos: aquanite: Not all owl hoots are majestic… What the fUCK my life is a lie is this what they sound like You don’t say??
disabilityhealth: jennyhoelzer: Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!! This sounds like it was written by my dog
shrineofelena: juniqs: mahdic: amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE) this changed my life this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost
Me, while helping my little sister Chloe with her school work: Alright, very good! Now do the next one.Chloe: OK, Pearl.Me: What?Chloe: You just sound a lot like Pearl right nowMe:
sapphichymns: “Me mates need me. And I know this sounds stupid, but… I feel like my planet needs me. You’ve got to fight for it, right? Look, Doctor, before… before I met you, I didn’t know what I wanted to do with me life. And… and now…
i-wrotethisforme: The thing about us is I loved you and we acted like we were already married, but as bad as it sounds I realized you were a filler. You were someone I was doing all these things with that I wanted to be doing for the rest of my life
Chickens Of Unusual Size
sluttystoriesforsluttygirls:The Travelling BreederI have made a lot of babies. I know that sounds like a strange thing to say for a single guy, with no family to speak of, but it’s true. You see my working life involves travelling nearly every day and
hamiltonkitty: staysandstories: This is a llama that sounds like Peter Griffin My life is complete omg
twentyonepivots: do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
equatorjournal: Flip Schulke, Namu, the killer whale, Puget Sound, 1966. “The camera is like a wall between you and danger and you take chances…I reached a point where I decided that if I was going to risk my life, it had to be for something I truly,
theladytrickster: unwinona: kodaksnacks: 😂😂😂 why he do that poor baby like that I just added ten years to my life by watching this TURN THE SOUND ON JUST DO IT These things are fuckin lethal man, I went on one a couple years ago and it
Any Trump supporter who insists Donald Trump has never paid for an abortion in his life sounds like me at 14 when the Math teacher asked about my unusually great homework.
aflawedmind: shouldnt: I’m giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month. @pleasurabledistractions this sounds like you My life 😶😇
buttcramps: never in my life have i heard of natalia kills or willy moon those sound like 2007 myspace names
voodoograndma:do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
shellfishflavoredcandy: when i try to recall any of the information that i’ve been studying over the past week for finals my brain just sounds like the outro of A Day In The Life
jaynelovesdick: the best deal i ever made in my life was signing a contract that said if he shaved and made me feel more sexy, feminine and orgasmic i would do what ever it took to make him the happiest man in the world That sounds like an incredible
talesfromtreatment:I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he’s being tortured. You can imagine how much
sylinoir: onlyblackgirl: T-Pain - Buy U A Drink (Shawty Snappin) A CapellaReminder that T-Pain can actually sing his lil ass off. I’m so mad I spent the last 8 years of my life making jokes about what T-Pain would sound like without autotune.
why does the guy sound like the most rusty iron gate door that I’ve ever heard in my life?
jesscats: k-eelz: turbulenced: fashion-makes-the-world-go-round: janoskinatorr: jai-brooks-smile: sansabeans: “What do gay sharks sound like?” THANK GOD SOMEONE PUT THIS ON TUMBLR This makes my life. HAHA THIS IS GOLD EVERYTIME I WATCH IT
voodoograndma: do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
L O FUCKIN L. LOOKS LIKE YOUR PICTURE JUST GOT STOLEN AND YOU GOT NO CREDIT FOR IT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. i would say no offense but hahahahha. this sounds mean and all but oh my gosh you will probably have that i dont give a fuck
throat-cunt: thedevientinside: thedevientinside: The sounds of the genuine pain. Mmmm….this one gets me everytime! She told them she liked it rough. She had no idea what she was in for! @cunnilinguscunt…. baby…. love of my life….THIS is what
nue: how are you supposed to talk about your feelings without sounding like a faggot My life story
buttcramps:never in my life have i heard of natalia kills or willy moon those sound like 2007 myspace names
powtothenuts: heyitspj: I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss” this post literally ruined my life i fucking hate this post wow thank you so much kjfdahlkaHsdgkjadfgsd
dxcv: voodoograndma:do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song All the time!!!
Keep Calm and FUCK A CROSSDRESSER! … sounds like fun to me. I could use a special subby in my life.
echoiing:Not to sound too sweet and corny, but I would really like to find the love of my life so that I can wake up next to them.Be the first to wish them a good morning, with a quick kiss and an ‘I love you’.
