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Just once in my life I want to have multiple hot cocks slapping me in the face. That sounds like a pretty reasonable goal, right?!
mutsukushiitoorus: christmasgray: eating-iron: agentlockser: smile-lifegoeson: melody98angel: samathekittycat: thornsword: fastergaster: eko8u: paintedgorilla: noctissmash: Popular money death. Love Lust & Honesty. My life sounds like
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
lithefider: basherturtle: http://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/rainbow-cheesecake-recipe/1/ Want dat rainbow cheesecake so badly. Have never made cheesecake in my life. Fuck. Oh well. WANT LIKE FLAMING BURNING There is no name for the sound I just made
epony-the-unicorn-nsfw: hardestcopy: theyiffer: junkieskunk: ark0sic: dragon-dicks-are-neat: i explain why one of meesh’s latest pictures isn’t gay at all My life story in one video This sounds like the shit I make up to justify my actions.
teeashirts: shrineofelena: juniqs: mahdic: amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE) this changed my life this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost love this a lot
lyndseygurl: cissyfagettewhore: sissyhaleycray: For more of my captions follow Princess Haley! I wish that was done to me Sounds like a perfect life
watersportsheaven: Love your blog. Hope you like my little ice breaker.. At the risk of sounding creepy (unavoidable I suppose) could we chat sometime? I don’t often put it as bluntly, but life is too short and you appear more intelligent and sexy
#LOWCARB #LCHF low carb, IMO maybe not more than one a day and just a treat most likely. “For the rest of my life?” Shocked by his Doctor. He couldn’t shake how absolutely wrong it sounded to him. Why? Is this what health care is all
#magnesium Magnesium is like a traffic co-op in your cells and body. https://amzn.to/2PtqZXj “For the rest of my life?” Shocked by his Doctor. He couldn’t shake how absolutely wrong it sounded to him. Why? Is this what health care is
#magnesium #potassium #bromelain Magnesium is like a traffic co-op in your cells and body.#mag https://amzn.to/2PtqZXj “For the rest of my life?” Shocked by his Doctor. He couldn’t shake how absolutely wrong it sounded to him. Why? Is
perfectaste: powtothenuts: heyitspj: I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss” this post literally ruined my life @wardengrey
I love that I could go back to any point in my ‘adult’ life and say “Hey, you might draw porn of conjoined twins rubbing off an alien cyclops” and my past self would just say “Yeah, that sounds like something I’d do”.
drtanner: kars-did-nothing-wrong: abraxaswithaxes: chasekip: i’m sorry to whoever had to voice Guzzlord this episode whatever you thought guzzlord would sound like, you’re wrong I’ve never seen this pokémon before in my fucking life but
etahad: shrineofelena: juniqs: mahdic: amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE) this changed my life this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost how is this a shit post lol… its a great poem
male-tf-control: “The bears want their bodies back” I read from my messages, “Sounds like they’re getting tired of the twink life already. Should we swap back with ‘em?” “Nope,” my best friend, Keith, said without question, “They wanted
smileshidemymisery: ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also if you say “beer can”
twentyonepivots: do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
221b-onthe-tardis-door: moriarty-makes-people-shoes: smileshidemymisery: ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
ilexa: orangemagpie: emilianadarling: #I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET MY WHOLE LIFE One of the best dialogues in movie history. I just made a weird squeaking squealing cough sound when this scrolled up. Y’all have done the Lord’s work.
shirleyjacksons:i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere,
creekfiend:creekfiend:Tom Bombadil should be an aspirational character for everyone with issues setting boundaries actually bc he’s just like Wow that sounds hard. Absolutely not my circus though. Enjoy a song and some bread. Anyway byeLike may
disabilityhealth: jennyhoelzer: Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!! This sounds like it was written by my dog
haiku-robot: requiemgrey: jinlinli: So I just had the most harrowing ten minutes of my life. Twenty minutes ago, my mom called me to tell me she loved me, and she kept repeating it over and over. And she sounded like she was crying, and I was so scared
midna907: hatpire: ookaookaooka: ultrafacts: slack-of-all-trades: ultrafacts: (Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts That sounds like fun! I need this in my life
ourholestory: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole story of my life. -D Word.
Just once in my life I want to be in a relationship where a woman actively loves my cock. Like… just wants to play with it always. It sounds nice.
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life. I now hear all the things. I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow. I heard what my mum actually sounds like.
ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it
submissivedreamer: Fellow submissives… I found our new uniform! I’m definitely always trying to assert my independence, even though we all know that it ends up sounding a little bit like this when talking to the Doms in my life. Get it here.
moriarty-makes-people-shoes: smileshidemymisery: ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also
acutelesbian:A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
areyoujackanese: neuropathic: holy fucking fchrist lmfaoooooooo i need this I FREAKIN’ NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OUT LOUD OVER A POST IN MY LIFE I COULDN’T EVEN CONTAIN MYSELF I SOUNDED LIKE I WAS CRYING AND MY FAMILY IS WORRIED BUT I DON’T CARE
ladyssaturnine: “I caught the sob in my throat by making it sound like a sigh of relief.” — To The Friend Who Did Not Save My Life, written by Hervé Guibert.
rcktpwr: rcktpwr:fucking chilling in my tie-dye shirt from high school senior camp, socks (and sandals) with one nut hanging out of my too small emporio armani boxer briefs this sounds like a joke post but its 100% true to life
ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same
it’s almost 2 in the morning, my ass is sore and red, my boobs are swollen, a certain other place is owwy, and our car was stuck on the side of the rode for an hour this sounds like porn but it’s my life and I am tired goodnight
chastefantasist: Sounds like the greatest ever invention: rohosub: This Saturday my wife almost “raped” me. It was incredible but one of the most frustrating experiences in my life. I fear she has found a new best friend…the Emla cream. It all
daveposting:john egbert is literally the love of my life like not to sound like a gay disaster but i would kill to ensure that he is happy and gets the ending he deserves
justadeadtree: staysaneinsideinsanityy: stayaliveforever: just-an0ther-life: liams-paynties: dathomuhomu: liams-paynties: OH MY GOD I DIDN’T GET THIS JOKE UNTIL NOW OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT AM I MISSING I DONT GET IT It sounds like whore-oscope
shityouregosays: ✨ This sounds like wishful thinking, but it’s true. When it comes to how I experience life (my happiness and general mood) the state of my mind is more influential than the state of my circumstances. The world holds no inherent meaning
