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Oh yes, I did it. I made a pic of cat’s and sogreat and derpy. I’ve always loved them so much! I need to say thanks to cat’s. Thanks Cat’s you have been so great, you’ve redefine my life. I know it sound like much,
faceman0505: cuckoldpleasure: Listen, listen, listen. This is what fucking a Real Man with a big cock sounds like. Sounds you’ve probably never heard in your bedroom. Never in my life
popcorn-taffy: melvinandlugnut: theweegeemeister: This is a description for a calendar but I like it bc it makes it sound like Mario is gonna give me the emotional and financial support I need to get my life together in 2018. The bros is here for
veracityinbloom: Sick V is sick. Fuck my life. Seriously life?! SERIOUSLY?! So much shit is going on around me right now and now this! Ugh! All I can do is laugh… until I start coughing to death. AND! I get to sound like a smoker now. Someone
WHY CAN'T MY LIFE BE LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB'S?
royalblackpirate: thisismylifeoffun: kingkristamicah: A day in your life at Spelman College in ADW. Lifeee. Sounds like my essay titles
callistoponi: “I’m sorry for dipping my finger into your marinara sauce” sounds like a naughty euphemism rather than a literal event. So I accidentally dipped my finger into my wife’s marinara sauce and a second after I apologized
Hi everyone! It’s been a long time and I hope you’re all doing fantastic. I miss posting Texts Between Gems, but on the bright side I’ve been achieving things in real life that I am extremely proud of. My university has allowed me to become a full-force
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
Well, the first human I ever met called me “Titania”, and I liked the way it sounded! So, that’s what I decided to call myself! Dragons usually pick their own names later in life.As for what I like to do, gardening is really fun!
verratenduoreplied to your post: verratenduo replied to your post: Honestly to me it sounds like “I acknowledge I am a horrible genocidal maniac, but here let me go hide on this island peacfully for the rest of my life and systematically opress
femmepeaxh: femmepeaxh: reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn
corink: And if a kid breaks in a school and no one around chooses to hear, do they make a sound? To This Day: X (video) this video is really powerful, please watch it Everyone needs to see this
doidlesaurus: thetauren: ehhnothanks: dafatninja: bigbaraboar: kinkyeviscerator: papafranky: fastergaster: eko8u: paintedgorilla: noctissmash: Popular money death. Love Lust & Honesty. My life sounds like a C-List chick flick. Love Beauty
normanbates: normanbates: as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from
robotlyra: fedoraspooky: Can this be the soundtrack to my life please? Ragtime Clair de Lune sounds like an ending credits theme from a Mario Bros Game
niisath: Chloe Price x William Price - Blowjob in the Car (SOUND) + Max and Kate variants I like this one a lot, LiS girsl are one of my most favourites, so I added few more variants to this one. Let me know if you want more LiS content ! Also for the
Tentative plans to go to Megacon? It sounds like Graham’s interested, too. This means I’m going to have to get my Armin cosplay done by March. No joke. I’m probably going to not do the 3DMG just yet, because I doubt I can get that
splitbricks replied to your post “my life has been pleasant right now. i don’t feel like discussing…” is this about your ex-friend? yeesh yeah man she sounds terrible i wouldnt blame you for cutting off ties with people who still like her
jackademic: can-i-tap-it-for-mana: dr-finn-lee: johstarrr: someone give this man a raise I JUST REALIZED HES FILMING HIMSELF THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS WITH SOUND OMFG HES FILMING HIMSELFF
TenRose is life
themurdockboy:samaraweaving:Your dad was a boxer.He didn’t teach you any of that stuff, did he? #the best part of this is that as Matt is saying it out loud he is like…..oh my god…I sound like a douche…my life is the plot to karate kid (via
I’ve used Mass Effect sound effects as various notifications on my phone for years now and I started replaying the series recently and it’s really throwing me ‘cause, like, every time there’s the comm chirp sound in the game I
Wh… why does it sound like there’s a door under this bush creaking open and shut in the wind? Did a cartoon rabbit leave their front door open or what?
looow-tus: undftdaniel: defend-sissy-boy-emo: jadelyn: holypuckingcow: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. and mixing them with vodka At 3 in the morning
deliriumofdelight: “Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too.” This boy is the second love of my life. Pablo is of course the first.
yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: yohlo-sassakura replied to your post:… WOW SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT TIME THANKS MAILMEN AAAAAAAAABUS NO PROBLEM
i had a dream last night that was exactly like my normal life: i went to school, i came home, i had dinner, etc. you know, completely normal things. except throughout the dream there was this bag of trail mix that would just appear in random places, and
that was probably the most formal message i’ve ever written in my life.
all i want in life is for tsukki to treat his brother like he was the fucking sun again. and akiteru just babbling sth that sounds vaguely like ‘kei’ repeatedly as he gets all teary eyed b/c omg kei do u forgive me ilysm and they hug and kiss and
dopesince1987: alwaysbewoke: every guy needs a freak like this at least once in their life High art Africa go in
sissyfagjoan:myjacksam:janietgirl:Surremder is right too!This our destiny. All white husbands should submit now.Sounds like my life story, small build, small dick, there was only one way…
fleximusmax1mus:Wow. Sounds like my life summed up basically
kelllllyy: r0tfl-po0pew: taycreatesmemories: bendiggity: jillthethrill: omg lol it always works LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OH MY GOD JIM JAM OH MY GOD THAT IS SO QT *O* i know how jillian sounds like now life complete
starlightlilly: viviku: bodyfleur: conversationparade: LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. TAKE ME NOW TO HEAVEN HELL NEXT LIFE NOTHINGNESS WHATEVER. sweet jesus TOPH cause it sounds like TOUGH. Yes.
liquidstar:adhdoofenshmirtz: liquidstar:my life hasnt known peace ever since someone said people with adhd talk like doctor doofenshmirtz. because its true. sometimes i go on like 5 non sequiturs and im like do i sound like doofenschmirtz rn Wich is
I’m thinking of dedicating my life to being a spartan, like the ancient geek warrior.
jopolniaczek: that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia
chellybean615: mass effect has ruined my life and im 90% sure if aliens invade i’ll just try to date them
I feel like this is the one year of my life in which i have learnt the most (so there is something to be said for a university education, apparently) but, perhaps in reaction to the fact that i am a history student where women seem to be scarce both in
prettyprinzcess: sissypattie: icthegirlnme: Sounds like my life! I wish this would happen to me but my clit should be locked in chastity Locked and serving men!
xshayarsha: “Your voice I know. It had me terrified. When I hear it in dreams, from time to time all my life, it sounds like a taunt – but dreams distort sound, for they sent it over many waters.” — Anne Carson, from Plainwater: Essays and Poetry;
sick-of-being-ugly: Sounds like my life
I will never get over how lucky I am to have you in my life, let alone to have simply met you. This cheese may end up sounding redundant over time, but just like before, until you tell me to stop it will never stop. Remember the list of things I like
itskinney-deactivated20200726: When you called it sounded like you really needed someone. Really? I’ve been trying my whole life to sound like that.
i’m starting to feel physically sick because of all this stress. i know it sounds like i’m complaining a lot… and I am on tumblr only. irl i try to not complain at all, because i feel like my problems are so insignificant now.
0cchi-luminosi: veraisastoner: 0cchi-luminosi: is that really what my voice sounds like??? 😰 you are seriously stunning, where have you been whole my whole life I’ve been on tumblr for like five years now! but thank you darling!!! 💕 I’ve
i-want-u-to-rock-me: jensencockles: How’s the perfect day for you guys? (x) this kid of sounds like my life, minus the friends part…
amahzeballs: lesbiangracehanson: i’ve been awake since 6am, running on like 4hrs sleep + i’ve had the same 3 rupaul songs stuck in my head for the entire day You sound like a living legend; keep it up gurl. Im here for this life
kanyewestxx: sound-track-2-my-life: marcomckinnis: I would record in my crib for the rest of my life lol studios here n there but there really is “no place like [recording at] home” — ace lmao is that mike dean with a ponytail Classic Stoner
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
wallflowerspowers: boobslyn: can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m covered in tattoos, working my dream job, traveling, and married to the girl I love That sounds like a wonderful life honestly.
asphaltangel-1: AsphaltAngel-1.tumblr.com Sounds like my love life…
bunney:Not to sound like some sorta furry sympathizer but my life would be at least 30% better if i had giant ram horns growing outta my scalp. top heavy as hell, gettig stuck in doorways n shit. Thats the life
THIS SOUNDS LIKE CHATURBATE
beersandcountrymusic: This sounds like my life 😂
these are my icky gross evil proshipper opinions i’m only AcTIvE so people don’t turn around and act like i’ve betrayed them for *checks notes* not thinking cartoons are real. BETTER WATCH OUT
Draculina just got out of bed. The problems of the afterlife include weird sleeping cycle. Sounds just like life of an artist!Commission for Amber-Lunei