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aureat: I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside
kushandwizdom: To be free and loved unconditionally by someone who you love unconditionally and allow to be free must be an amazing thing. And by free I don’t mean a pass to go fuck around and do what you like. Freedom doesn’t mean dishonest. No,
modebatty: fuckyoumattbellamy: wholockian98: crainneag: shyannaharris132: Omfg Possibly the best thing I have ever seeeeeeen can someone do an audio of this? This hurts me deeply inside I demand a dramatic reading! Epic o_o;
officialfgt: i’m romantically and sexually frustrated right now like someone hold my hands and do cute things with me and then lets have hot kinky sex on the couch
medlilove:About 10k notes ago @herelieskurt asked someone to redraw this photo of Dave Mustaine feeding pigeons into Eddie. I’m sure it’s already been done but here’s my take!Here’s Eddie in the upside down, doing his very best.Please click for
lynngvnn: slyth-princess: Do you want to know what’s a strange feeling? Having a platonic crush on someone. You go through all the same crap as with a romantic crush, trying to impress them, not wanting to seem over eager, wanting to talk to them
inkskinned:i want to be so kind it echoes backwards in time and undoes the things that hurt you. i want to be so kind it radiates from me. i want to be so kind that i make someone else find faith in humanity again. there’s not much i can do, i’m small
deathpov: not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing
thecollegecumdump: massbro: This Alpha is trained to do two things: kill and breed. I don’t like that he’s “trained” though. It means someone has violated the power he holds as an Alpha and his obedient to an external power.
colordrifter: zombeesknees: redribbonrobot: I wonder how many times Rey had to fight to keep what she scavenged… #ok so a fun thing to do is to decide for yourself ‘has rey ever killed someone’ #on jakku in all her years there #and then
aviolentarietta: imakitchennightmare: psychoanalyzeme-blog: tiny puppies on tiny couches ! Someone get me a tiny pupy on a tiny couch at this instance. And just remember these puppies are going to grow into huge rotties that do the exact same thing,
yourroyalpenis: sheepsbutt: sammie-sweet-heart: I’d have the biggest smile ever if I saw this on my car. I used to do things like this and it was never appreciated so I stopped. True story. I’d smile like such an idiot if this ever happened.
dilclo: justanothervividparadise: dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me how do you sexually choke someone… thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard
discouroborose: Here’s the thing about body-shaming: you can’t do it on an individual basis. You can never body-shame only one person. If you make fun of a physical feature of someone you hate, it’s going to affect everyone who shares that feature,
floatingwithobrien:peacefully-anxious:Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet awayor waiting for someone else
kaalashnikov: Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.
thoughtfultea: People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
casuallyfloatingaround:Date someone who makes you do the Steven Universe star eye thing
floatingwithobrien: peacefully-anxious: Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away or waiting for someone
ofmonstersandmoriarty: lucycantdance: asabutterfieldz: Shut up, I’m thinking. THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EVER SEEN. I SO BADLY WANT THIS TO BE REAL. MAKE THIS HAPPEN. SOMEONE Do THIS asdffgjh’;kj
professormonkeybusiness: The things a horny cock can lead to… for a hot, young cutie. Moral: ladies, just lock him up before he gets someone else to do it.
jamescurriexxxx: The things I would do for someone like that
smile300: corbeauxtube: Someone needs to do the pouring. Smile 300: Hottie, Lover, Muse, Me con me. Cosa dolce. Follow if you like. Italiano per: Pleasure me. Play with me. Sweet thing.piacere.Gioca!!!!!!!!!!! :) :);) :);) :) :) ;) ;) :) ;)
cleanmoralpolite: I shot a really dirty dirty clip of Ella Nova doing dirty things with her stockings. I also saved the stockings, so someone should buy them from me. They smell like vagina. Because vagina.
fernacular: lumeina: nightmareloki: gokuma: robofillet: yes im a boy yes i knit things This guy should be some crazy DC villain… OH MY GOD YES PLEASE. oh god someone do this FERNACULAR GET ON IT I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER! He robs
iguanamouth: keep seeing posts like “this april fools dont do these things”. and then afterwards they suggest acceptable pranks. rickrolling. url swaps. wrong. youre all wrong. the only prank allowed is when someone asks you to put a couple of ice
sillylittlekinks: daddys-evermore: 2young2old2deep: When the big bad bear takes over, things happen This guy is my favourite porn guy <3 Please someone do this to me
bi18babee: dilclo: justanothervividparadise: dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me how do you sexually choke someone… thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard ^ agreed
aureat:I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside
frenzym: dontletthisheartgo: kaalashnikov:Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself. Don’t fuck a
vigour-e: cutesexy-gifs: lovemarking: orghasm: james deen omfg if you don’t want to have sex with james deen you’re not human if someone did this to me.. like fuck me, the things i would do to them sweet lord this is hot
carryonmygallifreyandaughter: scienceheroextraordinaire: wearethemusicmakerz: She’s like Thor THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER. BLESS THIS POST what if thor and starfire texted eachother and it was like father daughter Someone do that please
My two friends and I do this thing where we open up a google doc and just start a poem or a prose piece. It’s so much fun and so telling to know someone from their writing style, the words and images they reuse.
hoglee:Hey did someone ask for a Maleficent tutorial?http://youtu.be/Od3bVdztCRUBecause here it is. Happy Halloween!Its explains why I didnt do the helmet horn wrap thing.
lotusfire7: whirlerwhirler: sadismacorp: luffys-hat: THAT DASTARDLY BASTARD Why is ot that whenever there is a weird ass post about weird ass people doing weird ass shit, theres always a fucking anime where someone does the same thing??? where
afterthelonely: one of my favourite things in the entire world is when there’s a huge thunderstorm outside and it’s raining heavily and you’re in bed swathed in blankets and you have just never felt warmer and safer than you do in that moment
unexotic: under-ground-kingg: pretending you like someone is the worst thing you can do hopefully this is real
