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“Okay, so here’s the thing. When I masturbate, I don’t think about anything. Usually you hear stories of people thinking about someone going down on them, but most of the time, I either run over what I’m supposed to do today, or
whattheyweredoing: His sister needed a place to stay for a few days after someone robbed her apartment, so he said that she could sleep on his couch for as long as she needed. He knew that she would do the same thing for him. He woke up in the middle
dreagentry: whatshermindsays: So here’s the thing fitteya. IT IS AGAINST TUMBLR’S COMMUNITY GUIDELINES TO PUT YOUR URL ON SOMEONE ELSE’S PHOTO. See? It says NOT TO STEAL ATTENTION FROM THE ORIGINAL POST. That’s what you do when you put your
thegloriouswhiteman: gookdom: “Get down on your knees, gook, and worship my superior white cock!” Look at how confident and in control she looks. That’s the look of someone who knows that they are doing the one thing that they were truly
highlibidoo: :) Honestly, how can someone’s pussy and ass be so blinding? This is gorgeous. Your thigh highs match the light and your skin so marvelously. I don’t care how forward I am, but damn the things I’d do to you. Thank you so much for
sterndaddy: thebeautifullyinsatiablesp: her-master: People often ask how someone could do these things to another person. “Because I can”, “Because I want to”, “for the power”… those are common reasons… but the one that is most true,
always-arousedxxx: Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours…
dragonageconfessions: Confession: I don’t know if someone else has already said this, but if the companions are all in different places like in DA2 I hope they move around the room or building and are doing different things(reading a book, writing,
DAS nenne ich einen Chefsessel. masterandslave: Anna Rose and Gord doing their thing. Someone we speak with showed me this image and I thought I should share it with the rest of the world.
Soo I’m trying to deny myself any orgasms for a week n I totally failed the first day
apeculiarangel: pinkdementors: everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that
danbutt:the thing about “coming out” that straight ppl just do not get is that it’s not one big event where you say “i’m not straight!” and that’s the end of that. it’s a constant fuckin barrage of anxiety whenever you meet someone new
iamtonysexual: ryuzakinate: someones-entire-world: mosshospital: i just laughed so hard fuck I’mdying It’s like he used the Volcan Nerve Pinch on the one drinking can i just i’m gonna do a thing real quick
oljawolf:One of the saddest things is seeing how you are slowly becoming distant with somebody you really liked. How the conversation isn’t going well anymore and you try to stay in touch, but you kinda just drift appart and you can’t really do anything
ameliastardust: PSA: just because you find someone attractive on this website does not automatically give you the right to message them detailing all the things you’d like to do to them, how much you would like them to send you photos or used underwear,
drinking-tea-at-midnight: glux2: flvffymomo: elon musk posted someone’s art without crediting them and got yelled at and now he’s doing the taking a break from twitter thing where he sets his avatar to just black and im losing my fucking mind The
danbutt: the thing about “coming out” that straight ppl just do not get is that it’s not one big event where you say “i’m not straight!” and that’s the end of that. it’s a constant fuckin barrage of anxiety whenever you meet someone new
meladoodle: honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always
hoiplatapolloi: gifsboom: Perfect magnets Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and
Me: God damn I hate (game). It fucking sucks and I hate it and only dumb losers like it, and the developers eat shit forever.Someone: Hey, in (game), how does (thing) work?Me: Well it’s actually very clever, because not only do the mechanics of (game)
hatin: “The bravest thing you could ever do is let someone hurt you and still talk beautiful about them.” — (hatin)
adarryll: hoiplatapolloi: gifsboom: Perfect magnets Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?”
Sometimes it takes all my strength to not respond sarcastically every time I see a post where someone is like “Am I the only one who [extremely obvious and commonly talked about thing]???”
kasaron: edwardspoonhands: hoiplatapolloi: gifsboom: Perfect magnets Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields
matt-delancy: It’s complicated, really… I wish I could tell you we broke up because we couldn’t do the long distance relationship kind of thing, but, I think she was already seeing someone by the time we called it quits… Oh Matt, I’m
mymommyslut: I found this picture of my mom’s sexy body on her iPad. Seeing her naked makes me want to fuck her even more! God the things I want to do to that body! Someone please help me fuck the little slut!
tatsumiyaa: “Isn’t that what you do when you hurt someone you like?“
katzirra: Done for an ask over on Ask Xigbar to what I think his song would be, if someone else picked it. I pin Axel the sarcastic type with Xig… Hard to miss an opportunity to do something like Marina and the Diamond’s Primadonna tbh. Bee and I
ablushingbabygirl:What a glorious feeling to be claimed. To know someone desires you so much they want you and only you. The endorphin rush of hearing them whisper in your ear all the things they want to do with you. To you. For that space in time you
herzspalter: The spy was someone else. I’ve been meaning to do this thing ever since I did the reverse BD/KO comic.I also had to change Shockwave’s design a bit, so he looks a bit more like Blurr. I just spent five hours making this and now it’s
castielcampell: skeletonelle: baby boy’s all grown up and ACCOMPLISHING THE THINGS HE SET OUT TO DO at the next con, someone needs to remind him of this. I want video of his reaction.
dersely: momlonde: do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them “probably”
danbutt: the thing about “coming out” that straight ppl just do not get is that it’s not one big event where you say “i’m not straight!” and that’s the end of that. it’s a constant fuckin barrage of anxiety whenever you meet someone
janestreetdog: hoiplatapolloi: gifsboom: Perfect magnets Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into
“It’s not that I hate you. I would never hate the person I fell madly in love with. I may hate the things you do, but you are only human. And I am human, we never hate someone for a long time. After a while we tend to forget what that person looks
pokemon-personalities: pokemon-personalities: no offense but… whats the point in saying something rude about someone’s favorite things to their face just bc you don’t personally like it or have the same taste as them… like what do u get out of
ameliastardust:PSA: just because you find someone attractive on this website does not automatically give you the right to message them detailing all the things you’d like to do to them, how much you would like them to send you photos or used underwear,
tennants-hair: whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp: returnto221b: legwork-is-not-my-division: Someone please zoom in on John’s eyes in the last gif Omg John looks down do you thing the script just said ‘john checks out sherlock’s ass’? I think
writing-prompt-s: You’ve made a deal with the devil, but you didn’t read the terms and conditions. Now, you’re under his control. He doesn’t want your soul, just someone to do little things like laundry and dishes.
fyliloandstitch: 2000ish: remember when Stitch died? Do you know what i appreciated the most about this scene? In most movies when someone dies the person left behind says pretty much the same thing. “Don’t leave ME. I need you.” But here Lilo
nyquilsunset: Look at this fucking GIF. Someone took the time to make it transition smoothly by doing that weird movie transition where something that fills the screen top to bottom cuts the scenes together There are so many things to be happy about,
silencingthedrums: lavvyan: politicalsci: This! This is why I start cursing like a sailor the minute someone brings up aaaallll the things we the people can do to stop climate change. Spoiler: it’s nothing. Oh, sure, you can recycle your trash,
http://playbunny.tumblr.com/post/100103235728/this-is-honestly-how-i-read-the-code-word-the someone tagged THAT as scopophobia and i just went REALLY NOW
kiki-kismet: videohall: Beyonce fan catches the holy ghost. thats the obvious thing to do Someone got the holy ghost from Beyonce. #Ohjesus
hotguysdaily: imagine.. meeting someone over the Internet, talking, falling so hard for the other person that you fall asleep thinking only about them and wake up doing the same thing.. now imagine finally getting to meet them.
jaclcfrost: fun fact yelling at someone when they’re crying? funnily enough, that’s probably not going to make them stop. neither is insulting them. especially if the insult has to do with the fact that they’re crying. those are the things that
w300 replied to your post: someone should buy me a p… I do not garantee if the pizza will still be edible by the time it get shipped. DOES THAT STILL COUNT omg w300 baby no that doesn’t count but you could always order the thing online and
giritina:I think a lot of people who get into discourse about it/itself pronouns or other niche queer expressions of the self like neopronouns miss that these things are supposed to be subversive. They see someone saying to call them pup and think that
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