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r-mk: ~Malvaisa Workin’ Out~ — First art for 2018 :DHave a nice snake mom for this year, sorry had to put other things aside for a bit .w.)First art for 2018 must be someone of importance (sort of)Anyway, back to the list of things, also a big thing
dolpfinnlove: reybanz: Bwahahahahaha someone get their mom off Tumblr!! Kill me now.lol
hitlersbreastmilk: themotherfuckingapocalypse: hitlersbreastmilk: someone comfort me if i had to choose between your breast milk and my moms, i’d choose yours. <3 thank you
manaphy: i was at dinner w my mom her friends and my sister a few days ago and we were talking about iron man 3 and someone said “oh hes so hot” and i said “who robi- reb- roben- rrvbf—” and one of my friends just stopped me like “its ok
chirotus: geekgirlsmash: spookyaddiction: motherfuckingurl: powerviolent: A CLOUD FELL? Snow? that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake Let me tell you a story. My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water
nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET
clownhysteria: someone: “is that a Halloween decoration?” my mom: “no that’s my daughter”
kelly-momnwife:Moms finally back from airport…. someone bring me a goose & seven
negrasrabudasgordinhas: http://negrasrabudasgordinhas.tumblr.com/ Ragin hard as I wait for my phone to charge prior to going into the gym. I so want to dick someone’s soccer mom today
phoenix-aflame: mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the
i-am-melon-fuhrer: i-am-melon-fuhrer: guys i can’t sleep and it’s my mom’s birthday and i can hear thumping coming from my parent’s bedroom and FUCKING SOMEONE SHOOT ME I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY LIFE JESUS CHR IST WHY
trashketchum: seriously mom stop laughing or i’ll have someone else take my nude pics
mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified
nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO
brokuto-koutarous-mom: picaso: picaso: i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this what do i do he is here…. i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their
When someone calls your mom ugly.
mymommyslut: I found this picture of my mom’s sexy body on her iPad. Seeing her naked makes me want to fuck her even more! God the things I want to do to that body! Someone please help me fuck the little slut!
hunt-y: someone-like-robsten: And he [J.J. Abrams] said ‘you’re the new star of Star Wars’. The actor struggle is so real I can’t believe he’d’ve said the word “Mom” 😒
squeeful: rock-moms: vastderp: gaybuttfuckzone: deltasniper1000: So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical
bullyfucksmymom: Your mom has decided to sell her car in order to save money on commuting to work all the time. Seeing you’re busy with school, she begins looking online for someone to let her ride with to work. She eventually finds some guy with a
lameborghini: mom someone on the internet says they don’t like me beat them up
fl-azuzu: Shut up Eren your mom is dead I bet someone has done that alredy after the OVA but still…“Get off your high horse” is funny on so many levels in this one
djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary. my mom called me on my phone once. all i did was answer “supernatural
andrewquo: mcfrappeccino: i miss being carried in from the car after pretending to fall asleep 20 year old man and I still do this. Suck it, mom. this is one of those comments you should have let someone else read before you posted it.
My mom has a house she’s been fixing up the last 18 months. She was getting it ready to put it up for rent when someone hit her up on Facebook asking if she wanted to rent the house for them. It’s not even ready, but she showed them the house and
ashannondfjkl: (via prettyfoods) i totally do this.. can someone buy me nutella. my mom will NOT buy it for us. she thinks its tooo unhealthy. WTF haha. and i have a lot of waffles in the fridge.
samichann: Lol, its not done mayn i haven’t had nutella in forever… hahah my mom thinks its guna make us fat! hahah someone make me this please? lol
simonsayswhatnow: fattyatomicmutant: disneystheweekenders: Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard! Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be HOW DOES SOMEONE DIVORCE THAT!? Life lessons
tarynel: kingjaffejoffer: jamdale: kingjaffejoffer: Just left my mom’s house and was driving down the street and saw someone walking and I liked her body so of course I was leering. Then the woman turns and looks in the direction of of my car
meatfighter: shesheistyy: cardozzza: klansas00: afatblackfairy: bettiefatal: crime-she-typed: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!! Important @my mom Lmao I wouldn’t want someone else’s daughter wearing skimpy clothes around my husband,
bellygangstaboo: imagine telling someone with a black mom that they’d rather have a non black person play her
thatsmybxtch: unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone
cuir–et–dentelle: king-500: alcoholic-dog-mom: One time, at @tdgpresents, someone hit me with a cheese plate. Thanks @writingdirty 🙄 This is wrong. You got to love the booty smack it a little firmly or hard if she likes it, but never
unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
fuckyeahpaganism: *someone does me wrong*expectation: I’m gunna curse u fucker didn’t ur mom tell u not to mess with a witchreality: *hides in room and cries* Yup my life
kelly-momnwife: Moms finally back from airport…. someone bring me a goose & seven
sistermeme: airrogance: aint nobody scared of your scrawny ass alls someone gotta do is grab your wrist like moms do to children in the grocery store why does he have a cake cutter
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
airrogance: aint nobody scared of your scrawny ass alls someone gotta do is grab your wrist like moms do to children in the grocery store
olis-selfish-men: rebelliousrebe:thickasschocolatemermaid: yesimvee: SOMEBODY SAID IT 👀 they don’t want wives. they want a maid, a chef, and 24/7 pussy rolled into one. or just someone who replaces their mom and is fuckable
milkofstrawberry: raggedyarchangel: though-hell-should-bar-the-way: Yeah. His dad #SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ‘CAUSE I SMELL A SICK BURN They said his dad not his mom
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see” she can be like “let jesus light the path”
officialwhitegirls: human: if my mom doesn’t turn the AC on today I’m :) going :) to :) shoot :) someone :) DONT TOUCH ME THERMOSTAT
garrisonbabe: accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone
inkbloods: my mom put a sign on our doorbell that said “doorbell broken, please yell ding dong very loudly” and soMEONE JUST DID IT
soccer-mom-marie: Happy braless Friday from the office sexy lady! Why in Christ is it this cold in April? Warm my nips up!! 💋 ❤️❤️❤️ I’m sure we’ll be able to promptly find someone to help warm your amazing nips up @whoreforhim Right
soccer-mom-marie: Happy Braless Friday!!! Here I am in front of the Berlin Wall 😮😉 Xoxo,http://dallas-hotwife.tumblr.com Ok, I might need to go over the rules of BF again…someone is gonna get in trouble! Wait, what’s that? There are no rules?
When you're at the mall with your mom and you see someone you know:
deathlessmax:spaceinvaydr:bobblydoctor-deactivated2020090:So apparently being sexually attracted to people is like?? A real thing??That’s wild manImagine wanting to have sex with someone I don’t have to imagine because I fucked your mom last night
momsondelight: dreamingofmom: It was a quiet Friday night and I was watching some movie on my computer. Suddenly my phone went off and showed a text notification. It was from mom, “I’m bored and lonely and need someone to suck on those. Will you
diaperedmilf: Here’s a couple more 😄 16. I am a mom. 17. I have giant dogs. One bit someone once but he’s super cuddly to me! 18. My house has to be decorated for holidays. 19. Fall is my favorite season. 20. Nerf guns are fantastic. 21. I’m
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the
klaineoutbitches: peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll
ridinghi: battleofheartandmind: leonthesluttypirate: internetdouchebag: my mom told me not to reblog this because someone might think I’m a terrorist Think the big boob flapper can make it out of there on time? the big boob flapper im 100% DONE
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