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andbrittlebones: My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by

doctorwhothefuckareyou: kailivesinabox: in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s

freshiejuice: i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

danielledarko: “What’s your go-to face for selfies?”

steferine: what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

violue: My other blurry, pointless NJcon video. The end of their panel. Jensen sings for a bit at least <3

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