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casfallen: Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
captain-snark: cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone,
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: fuzzykitty01: freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
embersilence: raidendark: themoonphase: thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG
avengersonna: hankgreensmoustache: milesabovepeter: capsarmy: freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold
nemeankitten: People seem to forget a lot of stuff about Papyrus in favor of giving him a childlike persona, so I have compiled a list of stuff he has actually done. Papyrus: Is legitimately sarcastic, and has lightheartedly snarked at Undyne a couple
captainjaneways-bitch: watercolorsimplicity: captain-snark: pitchercries: moonblossom: yogaboi: Someone turned their grindr experience into a pop up book. i would be willing to be in the middle… omg I just screamed This is so very
omgrwby: casfallen: Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. THIS.ABSOLUTELY THIS
captain-snark: it’s no wonder slytherins are all like ‘fuck the rest of you’ like fred and george weasley booed at an 11 year old who got sorted into Slytherin. like fuckin imagine you’re 11 and at HOGWARTS and you’re a fucking WIZARD and you’re
captain-snark: translesanimefeels: bitchenwitch: kumagawa: A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree? What if he sleeps with one of the interns?
ohscully: han & leia + snark
themoonphase: thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS
portugals-satan: 8bitatoms: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing
snarkypantswrites: tokillamockinggirl: the teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathrooms That is some next-level snark right there.
cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing
spyroid101: “ We found a seeeeecret way to track you, and we’ll never tell you how, even if you ask nicely!”So, when I first watch the episode, the levels of snark Steven had here honestly felt odd to me.Espeshally since the opening to this conversation
vanconcastiel: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD
thenderson: One of my favorite of the 14 Punctuation Marks You Never Knew Existed: The Snark Also called the Percontation Point and the Irony Mark, this one’s used to indicate that there’s another layer of meaning in a sentence. Usually a sarcastic
sirisles: fuckmonosexismforever: captain-snark: godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the dick is
thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S
8bitatoms: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that
ibroketuesday: captain-snark: discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go
snarkypantswrites:tokillamockinggirl: the teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathrooms That is some next-level snark right there.
Feminist snark, 1915 style
tonys-snark: [x]
crossstitchworld: I’ve added so much to my Wall Of Snark while in lock down. by miss_lizzle Goals.
captain-snark: alternate alternate title: Boomers Fail So Hard As Parents They’ve Left Their Adult Children ‘Helpless’ rinzleydraws: Alternate title: Millennials are so humble about their lacking skills that they eschew pride in order to learn
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:captain-snark:beyoncescock:darnitjack:otatma:A true successor of Thomas Edisonsurprise surprisefinally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money,
suricattus: 8bitatoms: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing imprints
baconmane: theshortcake: notallwhowanderarelost5: ouch This happens to my friends a lot! holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.
milodinosaurs: freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell did you mean: Sirius Black
captain-snark: teapartyspider: yungdoctor: videohall: Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves this changed me “i am going to make this hairless one’s day. He’s never before experienced bliss such as the crunch of a good leaf.”
captain-snark: twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible #SCULPT SOME ORIGINAL CHARACTERS IF YOU WANT YOUR ART TO BE RESPECTED MICHELANGELO
captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated and
glumshoe:I totally understand the appeal of pettiness, snark, and the pleasure of revenge. But seriously, where’s the satisfaction if someone hasn’t actually wronged you? Meanness is only fun if they’ve got it coming.
captain-snark: ohdionne: So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s
Iron Man, The sorcerer of snark by theDURRRRIAN
sky-loons: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that
sansa-snark: gcatherinev: There’s no need to be rash. We can… discuss this. #can we talk about how it’s a man on this show that uses his sexuality to get what he wants #(in colin’s words) #seriously though #once upon a time sees your gender
thehiddentriforce: captain-snark: godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the dick is confirmed to either
tethrasing-deactivated20170803: [5/?] photosets of the snarking dead
captain-snark: Can we just talk about the thing that dylan o’brien does where he drags his face up when he kisses all open mouth and GASFNHDKJfabnldgkjnaeldgrkndkndklfgvnjdlfk
captain-snark: Beacon Hills needs someone to protect it. These are the chosen ones.
katherinearandez: kordialcherries: captain-snark: thorinoferebor: supernalchiku: hobbits-for-all: When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just When people try to talk to me people Elves Well that escalated quickly.
poppyceedss: cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone