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captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated and
captain-snark: gotterhag: austinbaker94: dailytweets: Oh This is amazing This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I have ever seen.
fuckyeahbodypositivity: naughtyfornice: The Lingerie Addict, one of our favorite people in the lingerie world, wrote a great post last week talking about how she is going to make sure that her blog is “body snark free” from here on out. I really
apupy: littlecatlady: shyperbole: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS
sky-loons: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that
fueled-by-mem:portugals-satan: 8bitatoms: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone
luthvian: captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated
cherryblossomsparkle: noahs-snark: Alexis Persani puts clothes on the sculptures of the museum Why are carved rocks more fashionable than I am Oooh I love this. When I look at old works I can’t quite get my head wrapped around the fact that
highheelslowlifeowl: umfag: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE
captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
ibroketuesday: captain-snark: discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go
wickedestwitchofthewest: acciobenedictcumberbatch: Feminist snark, 1915 style It’s true, all problems really can be solved through sass
the-treble: captain-snark: it’s no wonder slytherins are all like ‘fuck the rest of you’ like fred and george weasley booed at an 11 year old who got sorted into Slytherin. like fuckin imagine you’re 11 and at HOGWARTS and you’re a fucking
feminism-is-radical: snowwhite638: captain-snark: derinthemadscientist: chimericaloutlier: lemonsharks: qglas: startrekrenegades: knivesandglitter: discursivetacenda: belovedtraveler: newvagabond: This will always remain my favorite vintage
cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing
my-standard-break-from-life: a-black-guy-under-your-bed: captain-snark: manafromheaven: biteythevillain: lawfulawful: velocipedestrienne: Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines. GOD
baconmane: theshortcake: notallwhowanderarelost5: ouch This happens to my friends a lot! holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.
captain-snark: persephonesidekick: harmonicakind: yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours
captain-snark: ohdionne: So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s
katherinearandez:kordialcherries: captain-snark: thorinoferebor: supernalchiku: hobbits-for-all: When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just When people try to talk to me people Elves Well that escalated quickly.
the-togepi-man: libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for
captain-snark: Sterek AU Stiles gets into a bad car accident and slips into a vegetative coma. Knowing that after watching his mother waste away to nothing, Stiles would never want to be left like this and they’re going to pull the plug. Fearing no
rodrikgreyjoymoved-deactivated2: He isn’t a Stark, but he is a Snark, part two.
captain-snark: m0rphlne: kellinova: divinedorothy: b4 hur n makup AFTA HURR N MKUP Holy crap that hair is magical AHHHHHH BEAUT hope you dont mind that i drew you but i did
tonys-snark: till-the-end-of-the–line: UPDATE: HAYLEY HAS INFILTRATED THE SET [x]
themoonphase: thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS
snarkypantswrites: tokillamockinggirl: the teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathrooms That is some next-level snark right there.
the-ink-pad: sonofkite: Alfred is the best Alfred always has been the best character, Batman/Bruce has nothing on Alfred when it comes to snark and sass.
payne-and-glory: tonys-snark: zohbugg: esculentesset: blueflame91: ecumenicalseeker: robotunicorncastiel: serinalion: stephendann: callmeshiny: abookwormcalledellie: piertotum-locomottor: kakashi-big-lips: deja-q: itslevilosa: midgardian
captain-snark: fuck-these-skins: rainbowbarnacle: thischick25: pearlmemethyst: things i love about cats when they run across the house at full speed for no reason when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u when
captain-snark: tiyadyree: kanguin: instantgalaxy-justaddstars: andrea-dworkin: “A long-term study of children raised by lesbians found that these children were less likely to suffer from physical and sexual abuse than were their peers who were
silver-tongues-blog: asgardodinsons: peter parker vs adults whenever people complain that the tom holland spidey wasnt snarky and sarcastic, i think about these scenes where he was full of snark and sarcasm
captain-snark: alternate alternate title: Boomers Fail So Hard As Parents They’ve Left Their Adult Children ‘Helpless’ rinzleydraws: Alternate title: Millennials are so humble about their lacking skills that they eschew pride in order to learn
swolerbear: socialistexan: captain-snark: same energy as the guy on reddit calling the protesters ‘violent’ and then saying ‘today’s generation couldn’t handle Call of Duty: Age.’ Because of how toxic the language is. It’s actually
captain-snark: this is how disability works in america
lunacornfan2k23:captain-snark:catchymemes:Do you think this type of content brings physical pain to antivaxxers?As a chemist this is instant serotonin
captain-snark:krystal-prisms:pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:the-kid-anubis:calocera:drefvalentine:pilgrimattinkercreek1974:straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim
worldheritagepostorganization:profeminist: trans-girl-thirstposting: captain-snark: earthybitchywitch: fuks: SPITE dude: we have to GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall– dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice Legends
captain-snark:rockshitty:beardedmrbean:Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes thisThank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.
syolen:gehayi:captain-snark:janeandthehivequeen: scientificphilosopher: curiousobsession101: scientificphilosopher: It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles
redskinmccree: I got queued w this random 3 stack of teenage boys earlier in OW and this one dude was playing Winston and was like “I’m about to do an xqc play!” So I just snarked “so ur gonna jump in alone and repeatedly feed” And his only
supernovaodessa:lunacornfan2k23:captain-snark:catchymemes:Do you think this type of content brings physical pain to antivaxxers?As a chemist this is instant serotonin This warms me right down to my demonic toesie wosies
captain-snark:gallusrostromegalus:marraphy:esperantoauthor:blog-carmex:rattle-my-stars:myusersnamegoeshere:tiktokmuseum:he was in the fridge!!!ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of
captain-snark:the-barn-rat:guerrillatech:So they agree, commuting hours are work hoursIf anybody’s employer starts talking like this make them pay you for your commute lol“alright then, by my calculations you owe me in commute back pay about–”“wait
xldinnerbelle: portugals-satan:8bitatoms: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone
freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell