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I dig how enthusiastic this blurb is. Flavor!
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I was trying to screencap the flower on my phone but my phone is super laggy so I just completely missed it but the resulting screencap is so inexplicably funny to me. It’s just like “Look! Here’s some dirt.”
mew-cake:thank you @ravenwolfie97 for the idea
chibiroboofficial: me: *sees any amount of fog*me:nice reference to Silent Hill
okay, I had a little too much fun making the countdown posts for tomorrow’s episode. They’re probably obnoxious as heck but I had fun at least. Hopefully someone other than me will be amused by my efforts, haha
bot-dad: artemispanthar: I’m sure someone has already thought of this, but they should make a Russian nesting doll where it’s Pink Diamond and inside that is Rose Quartz and inside that is Steven and inside that is the sense of crippling guilt and
Chess match with Yellow Diamond
I was rewatching “Sadie’s Song” with my little sister and we spotted the Donut Authority.
ghostlymcr: me: *playing any silent hill game* me:
My little sister was hate-watching a video that was like “10 episodes that prove Steven Universe isn’t for kids” or something and it mentioned like 5 times that some episodes were not for kids because Amethyst’s room is messy and
artemispanthar:I was rewatching “Sadie’s Song” with my little sister and we spotted the Donut Authority. Someone capped this post and put it on Instagram and my little sister saw it and was like “*gasp* That’s just like what happened with
Remember…
I’ve had to tag both ‘steven universe’ and ‘reunited’ back to back so many times I now keep typoing it as ‘steven reuniverse’
I don’t play Overwatch but a lot of folks I follow do and reblog art and comics about it and so I always gotta imagine voices for the characters since I don’t actually know what most of them sound like and then whenever I do get around to hearing
*”Oops I Did It Again” comes on while I’m taking a shower*my brain: Hey, I know we have a charitable view of Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond and her interactions with others, especially Pearl, but if we didn’t this would be a pretty good song for her,
My grandma used to live on Garnet Street and I remember one time my brother got lost on Pearl Street and we were trying to give him directions over the phone to get to Garnet like, “If you hit Sapphire or Ruby you went too far” and all thatand it
Ah yes, there he is, my father.
tumblr I’m going to kick your ass
This is my little sister’s most recent Google search history
the way Rebecca’s hair is now makes her kinda look like my mom from, like, old photos and so when I scroll past pictures I sometimes gotta do a double take
artemispanthar:Yo! I had a thought
I bet you the SDCC episode is gonna go up as soon as I go to bed and if I’m right CN owes me a dollar
CN, you can’t keep withholding the episode from us, it’s mean.
On the one hand, this is a bad thumbnail since it’s between frames. On the other hand, it does accurately depict how it feels to watch “The Trial” for the first time.
Everyone after “Legs From Here to Homeworld”:
artemispanthar: I know they were just trying to extract the Cluster, but I just think it’s kind of funny that Blue and Yellow Diamond, haters of the Earth, traveled way across space to come and physically beat up the planet. Actually, upon rewatching
I went and giffed this just now specifically to vague my brother
I was watching the King K. Rool reveal video for Super Smash Bros with my little sister and she goes “He chub,” which is true lol
lordxeras: femmepeony: femmepeony: Artemis is a confirmed lesbian because Sappho has a fragment that just says “Artemis” and well folks!!! it’s confirmed!!! iconic My girl Sappho was so gay for Artemis she couldn’t even finish a sentence
🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷There’s a new breed in the neighborhood 🏘Some say they’re just no good 👎Half shark 🦈Half man 👤Fighting evil 👊💢👿That’s the plan 📝🛣 Street Sharks 🦈Streeeeeet Shaaaaarks🛣 Street Sharks
No, it was probably the right call to not name it that…
incorrectgreekquotes:Artemis, running through the woods with her hunters: LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO!
Oh, ok, tumblr changed the color of the website. I thought I just never noticed how blue it was before lol
pemberlaey: pemberlaey: The single greatest shot in cinematic history is when Wesley confidently asserts, “Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist” and then the ROUS dive bombs him out of fucking nowhere and tackles him to the ground.
passionpeachy: moomin killing in the name of feminism
browsethestacks: Batman Giant #08 Script: Brian Michael Bendis Art: Nick Derington *posing dramatically on a rocky outcrop, wind billowing my cape majestically* I love dinosaurs.
retrogamingblog:Gardening 101
gentlemangeek: civilizationkills:why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die! @artemispanthar
Today’s award for most delightful human goes to the small child (like 5 or so) in the movie theater who, after a preview for Dumbo, yelled out “DUMBODORE!” in the happiest, most genuinely excited tone I’ve ever heard
I wonder if the set up of these two article thumbnails on Bloody Disgusting was intentional or just serendipitous lol
A tragedy in two acts
segacity: Scenery: The mall in ‘Crazy Taxi’ on the Dreamcast. Wow, a mall for 10 whole ants
Real life image of my dog, Vincent, whenever I stop petting him