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silly-littlebaby: When you drink 50oz of water & are about to burst
silly-littlebaby: The moment you can’t hold it anymore
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silly-littlebaby: Can’t stop wetting my panties
silly-littlebaby: My first time wetting my panties
silly-littlebaby: 1k✨ Ft. My bulging bladder, lots of
silly-littlebaby: Should I post the video
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One of my all-time favorite scenes in a movie is from “Quest for Camelot” when this huge gryphon crashes through the ceiling and dramatically descends on the Knights of the Round Table and the knights are all !!!! and then this one knight turns to
Although, actually, on the subject of my favorite scenes in things, I think one of my top faves has got to be this bit in the otherwise dead serious psychological horror “Session 9″ where they inexplicably stumble into like 3 seconds of pure comedy
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There is! Steven Universe/Better Call Saul crossover fanart in the tag but alas I cannot reblog it because it isn’t properly credited and Google reverse image search comes up empty. I am suffer
“Oh, Windows wants to update? Let me just do that real quick before starting my day” - me, a complete buffoon, like 20 minutes ago
artemispanthar:“Oh, Windows wants to update? Let me just do that real quick before starting my day” - me, a complete buffoon, like 20 minutes agoWindows: update at 60%Me: oh good, it’s getting there5 minutes later…Windows: update
I have to use proper grammar for work and let me tell you the names of alcohol are like the bane of my existence. A lot of wines and whatnot are named after places, and so are proper nouns, BUT some have internal rules to them like where you only capitali
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This is such a hilariously matter-of-fact way to describe the Badger Badger Badger meme video
*watches a new show*Me: Artie, listen carefully now. Do NOT create extensive, in-depth headcanons about what anthropomorphic animal each character would be and whyAlso me:
kkatebush:saul goodman be like “i know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy who’s brother knows a spot. that’ll be ũ,000,000” and the spot is a walmart parking lot
silly-sapphic-sister-sam: Does anyone have any advice on whether IPL or electrolysis is more effective for facial hair? I’ve read everywhere electrolysis is permanent and effective, while IPL isn’t. The only place around where I live does both,
silly headcanon: Pearl refers to the “Crying Breakfast Friends” cartoon as “Depressed Morning Nourishment Chums”
something about these two posts lining up on my dash is really funny to me
The trees in our backyard that looks totally dead when we moved in are apparently an apple and a cherry tree? I didn’t even know those could grow here. I feel like I moved into an Animal Crossing village
me: Hm, maybe I’ll go for a walk tomorrowweather forecast:me: Hm, maybe I’ll stay in tomorrow buried under a pile of ice
There were line of these huge ants outside and my dogs had very different reaction to them. Leonard: Very confused, stared super hard at them for a minute and then followed the line to see where it was going. Vincent: Peed on them.
Leonard tried to sneak inside with an apple he pulled off the tree by keeping his mouth closed and his head down, but little did he know part of the branch was still attached to the apple and it’s hard to look nonchalant with part of a tree sticking
My phone knows me so well because it autocorrected “neat” to “bear”
Leonard’s first day of plushie school
I’ve used Mass Effect sound effects as various notifications on my phone for years now and I started replaying the series recently and it’s really throwing me ‘cause, like, every time there’s the comm chirp sound in the game I
I’m out at the moment and my phone is about to die, presumably to save me from encountering any spoilers during the 3 hour purgatory I’m in before I can watch the episode. So thank you, crappy phone battery, I appreciate it.
It amuses me that they say this like I wouldn’t already know
me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes*my brain:
My little sister is brushing her teeth and I can hear her bragging to my mom that she’s going to be taller than me soon lol
Trying to pee and having a huge spider just book it towards you at high speed is a harrowing experience, especially when you don’t have your glasses on and thus have a very vague idea of what you’re dealing with and where it is
*In the shower using the shower head to draw little patterns in my leg h-*Little furry me just chilling in my brain: Leg fur! Leg fur! Call it your leg fur! Do it! Do it! Come on, do it!
I got maybe like 2-3 hours of sleep so we’ll see how today goes with that lol
There’s a car in front of me on the freeway with a vanity plate that just says “1PM” and it IS 1PM right now, what are the odds
Tomorrow (August 9th) is my birthday!I always kinda wished I was born a day earlier, though, so my birth date would be 8/8/88. As is, it’s 8/9/88 which is nowhere near as satisfying to look at, though it does kinda look like 9 flanked by bodyguard 8s
Good news! Tumblr is saving y'all from the two most terrible things: Goofy, Cartoon Squirrel and Walls.
Apparently this is what my little sister has me as in her contacts
My little sister and I were watching Twelve Forever and there’s this bit in one episode where they’re playing a phone dating board game and I explained that that wasn’t just some wacky nonsense cartoon thing but it was actually based
What an oddly specific question
Don’t call me out like this, IMDb…
I love halva so much. I want to build a house out of bricks of halva and then eat it
Eating pecans from the shell is fun because if you screw up and accidentally leave a tiny piece of the inner webbing of the shell on the nut it will nuke your mouth and completely ruin the whole experience
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