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linguini17: shock: love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
serendipitous-magic: Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your
ckingsboy: “I like cocky boys like you, you’re the easiest to bitch out.” I was dumbstruck and shocked that someone would talk to me like that, but intrigued at the same time. “Oh yeah?” I replied.“I’ve got a big o’ raw dick that split
tigerfan371: At first I was shocked and a little nervous when I woke up to find daddy playing with my pussy. He told me it was ok and that good little girls let their daddy do this. It felt really good so I just relaxed and let daddy have fun. I hope
alexbischoffphotography: Had an awesome day teaching my 8 yr old brother how to skate board. And in exchange he helped me take this sick self portrait. I’m still in shock on how nice it turned out! Its a shame we couldn’t stay out all day.
psykink: Moar estim gear! Do you want to be locked up and shocked into submission or wear the jock and workout for me until I have you drenched in sweat and weak as a noodle? :-D
apuarius: Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
herkittentraveler: myspecialbride: I really liked him - it was our fourth date and he didn’t know about my clit yet, so I thought I’d invite him over and surprise him. He took it well, which made me happy. He was a little shocked at first, but after
coolassname: dunkarooscupcakesandjae: I’m actually in shock of this picture of me. i want it
barber-butt: whitegirlsaintshit:elpimentaz:into-these-blue-eyes: modelingschool: me going off on a cop. Miss this. Chubby butt 😂 And then yall complain and get shocked when black people are arrested/murdered by police officers… boy look
i-am-america: A boy in Idaho got he face smacked into the back of a car after his mom called the cops to report that she’d found him, and if you read the local stories everyone is SHOCKED!!!! that the police would do such a thing. Umm? Excuse me?
lucylullaby: churrosrburrito: Shocking (and Sad) Facts About ‘Student Loans’ In The US It’s getting worse… My neighbor told me about a girl she knows that’s 300k in student loan debt. That’s a house. A nice house.
dianaofthemyscira: “I think it’s the biggest compliment in the world (to be compared to Mariah), she’s the vocalist.” — Ariana Grande “The legendary Mariah Carey wanted me to rap on her CD? I was shocked, excited, honored and happy.” — Missy
zamzamafterzina: thatsyawholethanghuh: hi-imkingdavid: goldenpoc: thesnobbyartsyblog: I’m not even shocked… how he not get hurt? He buggin. The train on the next track be so close RIGHT like hes done this before. this gives me anxiety
guitarlust: slut-kissgirl: “This may shock you, but yr letter touched me alot & this was one of his favorite guitars when they delivered all of them the other day I felt so horrible, Kurt loved, more than anything, that kids liked his music and
mynightwing: Just as I was getting out of the shower, I saw my daughter dressed in lingerie, fingering herself. I stood speechless and in shock, not even noticing that my cock was throbbing, until she walked up to me, grabbing it and begging to sit
youngcouple25: wolvesofthewharf: “Are you going to get me warmed up before he gets here? I never realised that these swinger resorts would have so many fit guys. It’s been a bit of a shock seeing huge hard cocks on display but I admit they’ve
omganniephanny: 17,000 followers in 5 months. I am overwhelmed, shocked, and incredibly grateful!! To celebrate, the first 17 people to purchase all my content from me will automatically be enrolled into the lifetime VIP!! And the blog that reblogs
my-life-stripped-bare: It is fun finding pictures of myself on Tumblr. This may be a side that not many of you have seen (Though a lot of people have seen me like this). It may shock you. If it does … maybe you need to leave this blog. On the other
flyandfamousblackgirls: Hi my name is Amy Suen, I recently found out that I had colon cancer. The news was very shocking for me and I thought it was the end of the world especially after the horrible stories that I had heard about cancer. I am a
superheroesincolor: “Heroes of colour are important to me because as a baby girl I thought I would never be as good as the super heroes i saw on tv because they were all white. Then I saw Static Shock. Then I saw storm, and as I grew I learned and
moisemorancy: just-swallow-me-woman: moisemorancy: OMG. Bitch Lmfao, I’m still in shock. 😒😂
madmaudlingoes: geekandmisandry: myactivism: White male college professors do the least service and mentoring, yet get promoted fastest. (X) h/t GinaSue What shocking news. Let me add that there’s an extra-insidious layer to a lot of this service
sub-mom-incest: Sure my sons made pinching and slapping my behind a regular thing around the house, his told me its to remember his in charge but I guess I was just a little shocked when he did it while his friends were over, I was only asking him when
kinkykcgirl: My husband wanted to see me with another guy, but was shocked how close and passionate his best friend and I were. Almost like it wasn’t our first time together
bombing: mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true
juiciestass: This part fucked me up so much I had my mouth open in shock for 10 minutes. It was so disturbing and so sad and damn that was a rough episode.
officialunitedstates: me when I am shocked: my flaber is gasted
best-of-funny: vaspim: come back home 4 years later with a bunch of pictures taped together. parents look at me in shock. COLLEGE? ohhh i thought u wanted a COLLAGE…. yeah it was a huge miscommunication on their part X
urbancatfitters: if a boy ever asked me out i think id die of shock
tipsy-arachnid: WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS JUST SHOCKING TO ME BECAUSE IT’S WHAT DO YOU THINK A MARRIAGE IS? IF NOT A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU AND SOMEONE YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH
squidscientistas: poetic-irony: my naem is skwid i am not fish. i mite be sick so im in dish. the doctor touch it give me shock. i do not trust so now im rock 10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂
orangechickenpillow: Hello I’m back again to hyper-analyze The Bathtub scene because every time I watch this shit there is something else that makes me cry. Seeming to have somewhat gotten over the mortally wounding shock of this scene (its just so
theladybeeblog: I remember the Beekeeper pretending to be shocked by how naturally this pose came to me…!
ajisaperv: Huge Dicks on Tiny Chicks 6/? - Slutty Stacked Shemales Shooting SemenMorphed by Shocking Futanari, Spanky7, and two with no watermarks.As always, captions by me.
amixedreality: people who get incredibly shocked/surprised at some of the shit my family does to me nowadays
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
starsinthegutter: did-you-kno: Lost Generation. I’m a part of Lost Generation and I refuse to believe that I can change the world I realize this may be a shock but “Happiness comes from within” is a lie, and “Money will make me happy” So in
raw-shock: HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY -The Prizes- a ps4 console Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag Battlefield 4 Destiny (preorder) Final Fantasy XV (preorder) Kingdom Hearts III (preorder) -The Rules- Must be following me (i will check—
yummum109: As i felt my sons strong young hands reach around me and snap the buttons to my blouse, all i could do was stand frozen in shock as he pulled out my huge tits…cupping…squeezing…teasing
covertdream: Anal with Kat is phenomenal. Her all-round thickness is like a shock absorber. I can go so hard on her and Kat doesn’t even seem to flinch. She just keeps begging me to fuck her even harder. And I comply because she completely owns my
meetjennashea: My very first photoshoot….. I was so nervous and it was hot in the valley. I was shocked when I seen them but modeling grew on me.
lydiasupremacy: I dressed appropriately to match the new boots slave j got me. I shocked his dick with my PES unit to say thank you.
teenagepics: teenagepics: Celebrities with Crazy Phobias! These are Shocking! #5 is horrible. Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns!? Check them out: This makes me love Mila Kunis even more.
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
sherbies: sherbies: typeverything: Typeverything.comThunder Thighs Twinkle Toes by Michelle Wang.via iloveligatures i have no memory of making this thing in 2015 but let me tell you i am both shocked & appalled
setheverman: setheverman: setheverman: setheverman: my dishwasher is giving me electric shocks everytime i touch it and i have a feeling that this is Not Great cause everytime we touch i get this feeling: no but for real, i really need to call an
m-a-n-d-u-s-a:Me pretending to be shocked about my dirty mirror 😯
chubby-bunnies: Sara, newly size 20, age 20. I posted this picture to my instagram and Facebook last week. People were shocked. They kept calling me beautiful, and pretty, and gorgeous… they kept saying things like “you don’t even look like yourself!”
xutjja: Shocked By My SizeFeaturing: Xutjja Plag, Bianca Baker, and Seth Baker Whenever my roommates get drunk they love to tease me about how fat I am. Today wouldn’t be an exception. As I was sitting on my bed folding laundry they came noisily barging
marielikestodraw: pixartimes: Shocking News: Pixar Canada Shuts Down Today. Read More » This is heartbreaking, and also worrying and just makes me disheartened because it happened so suddenly and WHY, and argh. Our industry is hurting so much in
rogue-of-teh-mind: apuarius: Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED
yatoyaboku: and also the most shocking thing in kagepro to me will forever be the fact that kuroha’s name is not officially kuroha for all we know his name could be joe
destieldrabblesdaily: winjennster: File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me. This is amazing!
