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chubbylady: You shock me like an electric eel.
specialkredberries: who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
hai-kyuu: Everyone is really happy/surprised/shocked! And then there’s Tsuki…
did-you-kno: Source um, can someone shock me…. I’m taking Calculus and i would love to get on the Dean’s list haha
crsbbq: Good to know… #LifeHacks That last one…ok so she meant to put it on me…it was soft too…
sarahthomasasu: I got a request for pics of my thighs - which shocked me because my thighs and I really haven’t been that great of friends lately :) But here goes! I’m not sure if this is what you were looking for - but I hope it’s close! :)
hotrufftrade: This shocked me a little.
I’m trying to convince myself that the return of symptoms I haven’t had since starting a medication I had to stop yesterday is completely coincidental. Entirely unrelated. A shocking twist to a story going stale. Yep.
baawri: “It shocked me how ill informed so many parts of the world were actually about current India. And I’m so blessed to have had the opportunity to dispel some very unbelievable misconceptions about us as a country.”
mega-lucaria: I think the fact that Knuckles even HAS glasses shocked me the most.
I forgot to make a post this morning, but it shocked me how A Choice with No Regrets turned into Clamp’s X with this final chapter. Womp. (Spoiler images here if you haven’t seen - warning for very graphic depictions)
bunbumpbumpus:Sorry everyone it’s not my art again. I came to a Donjin Exhibition in Shanghai today and happened to see Yuri Nendo at the official stand of GSC. I have my Beka with me so I have to take this picture. I WANT MY YURI NENDO NOW😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
adelita-sanchez: anima-blue:TV show AU- blooperswhen rung flubs a line he turns it into a dirty joke. and they’re always flawless (equal parts hilarious and shocking. and always work perfectly with what he just said)cyclonus just “mmm”s and says “cut!”
zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They
ajaxafterdark: turntechstridercest: mega-lucaria: I think the fact that Knuckles even HAS glasses shocked me the most. FUCK. I actually think I need to watch this. I feel dirty reblogging sonic anything, but that’s gold.
princesskittenpurrs: Like they shocked me 🙈
demond4n: @justagirlhereforporn asked: Would you do more Maisie willams fakes? ————— Maisie Williams is always someone I swear I’ve faked more than I have done. Always shocks me when I go back through past fakes that there’s so few of
badazzbtm: Jack Thick Fine ass shocked me! 😳 never knew he had so much 🍆
ownedbymydaddy: THIS! Sometimes I forget that people aren’t as open or broad-minded as us Daddy, and the reality shocks me when I’m reminded x My Daddy’s original post ☺️
OREGON YOU ARE SHOCKING ME WITH HOW COLD YOU ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN OMG
myslaverachelblog: davetheparent: Although my daughter may have been half-joking when she’s mentioned that general idea a couple years ago, but it truly would not shock me if she does date an older black man sometime. Great pic and caption! ma fille
pissed off Someone gave out my number. They gave it to someone I know, which I have no problem with, but they did it without telling me. So I get a call from Alaska, and I’m sitting here panicking thinking my stalkers finally found my number, or
1shug1: ratchetmess: someone lied and told this pastor that was ok… I FUCKIN CAN’T!!!!!! the first “nigga” shocked me, I was like WHAT NO STAHP THIS IS A JOKE
loveniaimani: torisoulphoenix: geejayeff: I hope this grifter actually manages to take some fools for their money! I’m not surprised. After all the fundraising for Trayvon Martin’s killer, this doesn’t shock me. Still, this is funny as hell.
mrrobotico: kevindrakewriter: cognitivedissonance: The only thing that shocks me about this exit poll is that they refrained from using “uppity” and went with “demanding” instead. snopes.com confirmed that this is in fact a real exit poll
otherwindow: Amazing. The sun rising in the morning shocks me more than this.
baltimorebohemian: tsunime: nisfi: terarroni: mrich2029: Social Experiment: Black guy breaks into a car vs White guy breaks into a car. We all know how this ends, but what shocked me was just how fast this situation degraded for the black guy. It’s
satanstrousers: Does anyone else have that friend where it’s just like “Literally nothing you say can shock me anymore. We have said the worst possible things to each other in the form of sarcastic banter to the point that I have become numb to the
footcucksinchastity: She calls this “making love,” and She comes hardest while shocking me repeatedly ‘til I cry.
yourmommyismywhore2: I watched from the corner of my eyes and saw @yesbrittanycs91 peeking as I pounded the fuck out of his mommy, but what shocked me most was the fact that instead of jerking off he was fingering his ass, and at that moment I knew he
imakemywings: australiansanta: whenever an american pronounces herb as ‘urb’ it shocks me. do you say elp as well instead of help or like air instead of hair or like umour instead of humour wtf the h is there for a reason Because the word is French
bartkartoffeln: buckycarbonart: Zorldo #lorgensorfzorldo #zelda #surprise Damn… that… Okay, first of all: Cool. Second: The sudden turning and music kinda shocked me out of my idle state of mind. *heartracing*
rcktpwr: shock me like an electric eagle
sharkbutte: sharkbutte:i have a bind in tf2 that just says in chat “damn dude dexter’s mom was thicker than a bowl of cum and mud” and what really shocks me is that absolutely everyone will just agree. they see that phrase and just agree with
rhyolitepebble:badfey:if she’s your girl why is she shocking me like an electric eel
drmarksissy: sarahismysissyname: sissyjackieslut: Great way of asking that question larger one I need an electric one so you can shock me from across the room
ooo girl.............shock me like an electric eel
metouji: my cat does this a lot…ive had more dogs than cats in my life so the difference in their behaviour really shocked me…dont touch the belly, Death will follow extra:
mookie000: !!! his expesions always shock me
resting-meme-face: bookishly-badass: If you’re reblogging it because you respect it, cool. If not, here’s why you should:Britney Spears was a child star who was rocketed into extreme celebrity at a young age. It isn’t all to shocking to hear that
smatter: gaystation-4: jeff: i wanna make this my tinder bio the next time you watch an award show just remember jared leto has an oscar and she doesn’t This is shock art
generally: you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands
His answer shocked me, even though I did see him texting as we walked from his house to his car. I didn’t know why I was disappointed. I hated how honest he was. “Oh, okay.” He finally pulled up to my mom’s on 4th, not far at all from him. “Aye.”
golddustdyke: not to be naive but it still shocks me when people are so apathetic and cruel towards others like .. you’re literally rotting on the inside … , hope you feel better soon ?
myeroticbunny: When we first arrived at the resort my husband suggested something that shocked me: what happens here stays here. When I asked him to elaborate he said he wanted us to spice things up while on vacation and he had scheduled a full body
londonboy45: “Why do you lift in the dark?” “Cause when I turn on the light the swole-ness shocks me.”
heavybondageforlife: Oh my what a first night in Portland. Had an absolutely amazing first experience at the HUMP Film Festival alongside @terrysphots , @dansavage and @rubberzonedotcom . I’m glad you all seemed to enjoy shocking me ☺️. Hope the
sage94: Misty: Pikachu you better not shock me
okcupidescapades: ok New Jersey is the butt of just about everyone’s jokes, and so it honestly shocks me that no one ever talks about pork roll. Because it is frankly the most hilarious thing about New Jersey. Pork roll is a pork-based processed meat
myeroticbunny: This was never supposed to happen. My husband’s best friend is ripping my clothes from my body and I love it. I have secretly wanted him for so long but never dared say anything. Then tonight he shocked me with a burning stolen kiss
kenzadalis-blog: I was raised within the Jamaican culture in Britain. I was surrounded by these incredibly powerful women growing up—independent, opinionated, strong-willed women, like my mum and my aunt. But what always shocks me is that I don’t
notoriouswildflower: Mr Rogers is so punk rock. Okay, I don’t know why, but this shocks me waaaaay more than it should.
cactsus:me to myself every time i speak: say less
nemesis-s-s: fohk: These shocking photographs show what life is like for a little girl living with parents gripped by hard drug addiction. Parents Pasha and Lilya, from St Petersburg, seem oblivious to their two-year-old daughter Anfisa, who craves
