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peoplegettingkindamadatfood: You know why they call it bangs? Cuz that shit BANGS
clop-dragon: nekomestinyworld: Squirt … holy shit that cock …I just wanna say I love those facial expressions X3
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post “I hope my Hamilton blogging is making everyone’s US history courses…” Hamilton was not one of the people that my U.S. or A.P. History teachers ever paid attention to. But I can tell you shit about
thenimbus: gyarados: mapsontheweb: U.S. Counties Where Schools Close for Jewish Holidays Read More In Miami-Dade they don’t explicitly say that days off are on Jewish holidays they just make “teacher planning days” fall on those days Whoa.
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
twistedcaliber: “Yes, freedom of religion is enshrined in the very first amendment to our Constitution, but can we say that Alexander Hamilton would even be able to understand the particular nuances of today’s debate on the issue, especially given
notanotherjojoblog: Ok the prompt I went with didn’t say josuyasu per se, but I kinda included it anyway, if that’s ok?? I just had this idea and had to go with it and it ended up longer than I thought it would be haha.. oops.
So I had a mighty need to draw pants friend with a bed shit over them but then i realised that it would basically go down like this
Most to Least Likely to Fuck Shit Up Because They Find it Funny
thekingofcracks: Watch4Beauty.com - Denisse Gomez - Oiled Pussy CAN U SAY WOW??? HOLY SHIT THAT’S HOT & SEXY….
brawllyparton: littleblackfoxx: I posted the photo on the left - it got nothing but love from men and women. I posted the photo on the right - it got nothing but love from women and the worst hate from men. That really says a lot… Holy shit, these
sonicmetennant: birdie-does-sci-fi: sonicmetennant: What’s a more professional way of saying I have a reputation for getting shit done? proven record for effectively executing projects :) oooh I like this one.
Well... Shit.
runninggreen: shout out to all the young people whose parents/guardians/other relatives/etc. say really harmful problematic shit that you can’t call them out for because you have to rely on them financially or for a roof over your head or even just
s-o-u-l: allyouneedistumblr: Omg this is from a dutch commercial, in the end they say: watch out what you do on the internet SHIT THAT IS AWKWARD I REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
eridanampora: gwenuls: eridanampora: sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me sometimes i think michael jackson lives in my closet. Was that off topic? Oops, do forgive me what was
pizzopaps: animal crossing is literally the best because everyone is so cute and is almost never rude to you when you say no to something and all anyone wants to do is invite you over to hang out or give you presents like shit that’s cute also it’s
neox: shit white people say after sex thank you thats was good is there any gogurts left thanks do u think ikea is still open
shinypokemonlab: Well lovelies… it’s my birthday! And nothing says “birthday” quite like a handful of pseudo-legendary shiny dragons you can use to crush your enemies:) The rules are simple, as always!1 reblog = 1 entry (reblog as many times
sean3116: sean3116: shout out to @geenanaginnzzzz who is evidently my last follower I’d say your loyalty would be rewarded but all I’ve got right now is some Palmer chocolate and tbh it’s TERRIBLE chocolate oh shit @jordanianriver I missed it
bi-tog: Heyyyyy Guys and Gals..I’ve had plenty tumblr blogs but this is the first one featuring ME…and the other pretty..vulgar..and artsy shit that i like.SAY HI SOMETIME!!!
theshitpeopletweet: evillucy: theshitpeopletweet: People that are saying these next 24 hours are going to be the most annoying thing ever on Tumblr have clearly forgotten April Fools Day where the Supernatural Fandom annoyed the shit out of everyone
liferuining-soulsnatcher: haneefistheonlyone: misterrell: filmcityworld: wait?! what did gumball just say?! Holy shit That took a turn
whiskywife: bubblegum-pwussay: exoticseductress: apimeleki: sqammed: cobaltdays: queer-jay-velour: Get him Jade! GOOD! What did he expect was gonna happen lmao omg erin! Can’t say I feel sorry for this piece of shit That was so fast
lolsofunny: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
breadstiks: if bill murray doesn’t send out holiday cards that say “murray christmas” i will be very disappointed
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
ohshititsgreg: avvatar: duoverse: marcelinesexual: i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it’s called facial expression
gauntlethair: if i were a pokemon my name would be ugh because that’s like all i say anyway
calibornthisway: ok people are saying that jake and jane are like cosmo and wanda but do u remember peppy happy gary and peppy happy betty
#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM
thedisreputabledog: realrobertpattinson: hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would
thatdeafblackguy: fuckyeahfemaleyoutubers: Shit Hearing People Say - Rikki Poynter I absolutely love seeing this photoset getting this attention it’s getting for just because you NEVER see deaf people advocating for deaf people. Not that it doesn’t
Honestly annoyed with a cousin of mine. Not going to say why because it’s political shit and I don’t want to sound like a bigot, but c'mon, man! He completely misunderstood my post and jumped the gun, literally
gardevoir:hi i’ll never get over the few golden times pokemon games have used in-game mechanics as incredibly subtle yet effective storytelling techniques. like the fact that in gsc/hgss silver uses a zubat/golbat for a majority of the game until
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: liferuining-soulsnatcher: haneefistheonlyone: misterrell: filmcityworld: wait?! what did gumball just say?! Holy shit That took a turn WAIT WHAT
if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone when in reality
koteddo: raze-occam: The voice of Hatsune Miku singing the Disappearance of Hatsune Miku Just SHE ACTUALLY DOES THE FAST PART HOLLY SHIT Actually, she’s not Saki Fujita. That’s Otouto no Ane (which was even said at the beginning…)
raeiner: How do you do comics, jesus fuckin christ orz… So i got this idea after hearing this and reading this. After Aoba explains what the deal is with Ren and shit in the true route, they would hang out with Benishigure and whenever Kou says his
psychocereals: Dramatical Selfies with sorta different outfits so let’s say they belong to some sort of college hipster AU. In fact i just didn’t want to draw Aoba’s jacket seriously that thing is the epitome of fashion disaster.
human: beurselfhavefun: tibets: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip what the fuck did i just watch did that all happen because of a kiss on the cheek telemundo is amazing HOLY FUCKING SHIT
katara:earthnation: earthnation: what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe mitosis i want to die
suzannart: Hanzo not giving a shit that he already highlighted the whole page, McCree not dreaming of saying a word tho, please don’t take away the sake yet this is a very critical moment
why are all my dmmd posts flaring up again am i missing something
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
gently-bruised: gently-bruised: here’s a rare “oh shit that’s a good booty pic” to brighten up your tuesday morning the guy I wore this for recently messaged me to say this outfit made an appearance in his dreams
lastoneout: My girl Alex is out here exposing all of the shit that no one says about congress and I am LIVING for it
fatty-mcmia: kidxforever: blasianxbri: *UPDATED BODY IMAGE POST* For starters, I almost didn’t post the side photo. So I think that says something. It’s not really getting any better for me. I have my days where things are okay, I guess. But…
cnoat: notyourdarling: poloflavoredcleats: visionunblurred: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: duallyconscious: #shoutout to all the dudes who say they hate makeup ^ Still beautiful. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY KERRI!!! :( ^
bewbieblog: positive-vitality: Did a photo shoot with my new body stocking! http://jujube-86.tumblr.com/ Jujube-86 I must say you are one beautiful model :) looking great in the.sexy new body stock. Big k sized breast and that goddess like face leaves
setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: pine-cypress: gynocraticgrrl: “I think what we need is a colorblind society.” Now folks, when you hear somebody say that you know you’re listening to a racist… - Jane Elliot and Oprah Winfrey discussing
quickweaves: micdotcom: Beyonce just gave us the best reason yet to love her The golden goddess of pop music just gave us yet another reason to bow down: It turns out that she has selflessly and silently been a major provider for the homeless in
mdthwomp: Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because
thebluelip-blondie: aeon-fux: postracialcomments: postracialcomments-deactivated2: Update, 4:30 p.m.: The ACLU, responding to BuzzFeed’s Chris Geidner on Twitter, says that the officer involved in the incident described above has been removed
crohns-sucks: neecygrace: Today’s picture for invisible illness is a personal one. This is one of about 30 notes that my friend has received since using her handicapped placard. I’m going to say this to you, have you ever seen someone get out of
atane: 2 white construction workers who were witnesses to Mike Brown’s murder have stepped forward to say that Mike Brown was murdered with his hands up. They fear losing their jobs.
jdotslack: impressionist: slashemup: I’m a black man and it’s time to be accountable. It’s always left to black women to do and say everything. I decided to make these an post them, where i live, and travel. I want to state that the language
