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p0kemina: I’m going to make a youtube video entitled “Shit ALL men say” and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!” And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate
thebigandthebeautiful: Holy shit. That’s all I’m gonna say. Holy shit. Follow The Big and The Beautiful for a steady flow of trashy chubby amateurs.
when i say i hope this blog never gets popular enough for people to send me asks asking for advice i mean that shit. cause my only answer will ever be “read a book”
Oh wow fanart of Steve saying one of Tony’s trigger words and causing him to have a panic attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! go you!!!!!!!!!!! so romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!
koobaxion: koobaxion: koobaxion: If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes “ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big
nights-pdf:sketiana:its always weird when ppl get arrogant after ammassing a bit of a following on tumblr as if they didnt get it by saying dumb shit that’s forgotten a month later like bro youre in this shit with the rest of us. having a window
p0kemina: I’m going to make a youtube video entitled “Shit ALL men say” and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!” And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the
queefed: rlyjewish: queefed: You know what’s kind of beautiful? In British, you don’t really say, “butt,” you say, “bum.” I love that. bum. “In British” are you fucking kidding me no i am not fukcing kidding u,. this is tumbler.
when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
weedkittenn: p0kemina: I’m going to make a youtube video entitled “Shit ALL men say” and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!” And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they
Females don't understand that saying "I always get what I want" is the easiest way to make sure they don't get shit from me.
suzy-carmichael: like who even cares about proper spelling or punctuation on tumblr? im not being graded on here so what are you saying really? is that supposed to strengthen your argument? congratulations on not knowing what to say so you pointed
marfmellow: howtobeterrell: I dont fuck with Keke anymore. Im very sorry. this is some hella new black shit. Ughhhh Somebody talk to her, she young and naive. With time she’ll learn. It’s still ignorant as fuck to say that tho.
prettyboyshyflizzy: 2damnfeisty:You better say that. Darealest shit he ever wrote
clookhong: Way to logically debunk that cliche there Diane But the goal is to catch flies, not eat the honey you used to do so. You don’t need the whole bottle to do that
angryblackman: sofla4lyf: angryblackman: sofla4lyf: angryblackman:vivianstormborn: IM.JUST.SAYING What are you saying though?I tried to avoid this for as long as I could, but seeing your disgusting response on that ‘Black Lives Matter’ post
Whenever someone black says that we need to, "act" a certain way to avoid being victimized just remember that at some point in their lives someone convinced them that just being black was enough to justify being brutalized
strivingking: and tbh, Shit like this is my EXACT problem with that Rachel ladyI see this story in Charleston, look at my skin, and say “THOSE PEOPLE WERE KILLED FOR HAVING THE SAME COLOR SKIN I HAVE! I AM NOT SAFE!SHE cannot look at her skin and
baby-baphomet: and this is honestly a question i’d like non-black poc to answerwhy is it that when you see us organizing, when you see us rallying, when you see us literally dying for our right to be recognized as humanyou feel the need to say shit
madstruggs: prettyboyshyflizzy: peacefullythoughtful: chrissongzzz: No woman who loves her man is letting this happen That’s what I am saying Wow…… Once they breakup he’s gonna regret this decision😅😭 He’s probably regretting
"Married At First Sight" Experts Say Black Men Don't Want Black Women, Paul Carrick Brunson Says Check Your Ignorance
thewintersupersoldier: raptorific: carahopsthepond: raptorific: people will say how things are “in Africa” like it’s one big place that’s homogenous throughout but god forbid you say “Britain” when you mean “England” But when you’re
solarsenpai: It’s safe to say that the non black people that believe black people should be humble and not knock your fuckin’ block off if you’re racist are the same ones that will be racist to you and don’t want their block knocked off I don’t
carriepika: icantevensleep: The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.” This post makes me so sad because I remember when my husband felt he couldn’t say this
queefybuttcheeks: everyone who reads my posts and says “is this even english” not allowed to say any slang terms ever again u on punishment turn ur rap off u only allowed to listen to mike shinoda linkin park fort minor type rap that corny ass flobots
tashabilities: micdotcom: Twitter is not okay with people saying that Muhammad Ali “transcended” race and religion Hopefully the pushback against the coverage of Ali’s death will inform news outlets to rethink what they mean when they say someone
youngblackandvegan: likesometimes i see black folk say #blacklivesmatter. and i want to be like “really? you think black lives matter? because last week i saw that facebook post about how you said gay people are going to hell….” or “say word?
jehovahhthickness: trebled-negrita-princess: lyricism1898: chrissongzzz: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wasn’t ready for that reply 😂 Bruh…. get them!!! @trebled-negrita-princess Niggas are annoying Bye Niggas be mad when a vagina
blackmattersus: Kim Thomas says Harrisburg police shot her son - Earl Pickney - through the heart for nothing. She says they had an argument that day and everything was getting fine, but then the police came and shot Shaleek through the heart, because
thetpr: guywithamohawk: stop-looking4me: fredexmain: sexxyfirefoxxy8: theblvckcool: Just say the word… He was bout that life Malcolm’s like bruh I know we got our differences but you just say the word and I’ll send my boys out there to you
sugarmacaron: killbenedictcumberbatch: the-real-eye-to-see: “this is the 90’s" But in 2017 this shit is still the same. mel b was the only one saying anything??????? literally no one else is speaking up in that video ^^^^^^ thank you
ghettablasta: And for the record, Bill Nye didn’t say that “gender is determined by your chromosomes”. He was talking about genes that are stored in part of our cells - chromosomes. He just explained that they contain all of the genetic information
dimplesndick: tried-it: bae–electronica: tried-it: bae–electronica: If you don’t shave ya butthole then you going to hell.. so says the good Lord! Guess I’m goin then, shit too risky. I be damned if I get razor bumps next to my bootyhole
bboyplankton: pussy-and-pizzza-x: mabinatittyyy: This nigga called me a hoe bc I took birth control everyday. He gon say don’t you only take it if you gonna have sex that day? Goodnight y’all I used to think tumblr was really hyping shit like
bae–electronica: hallaisme247: bae–electronica: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 mo ppl keep saying the same shit!!She said this last summer too!! “We got the same butt doctor”….💀 ^^^ I laughed at that part too
wickedlywenchy: Ok…..so Happy valentines day and all that shit :) I wanna say hey to the new followers that have wandered in over the past couple of days!! I’m getting close, close, close to breaking 900!!! OMGosh ……that many people follow
Tired …… of cleaning everything up, only to come home from work and have it all piled high again. … of living in a giant pile of everyone else’s shit that they keep saying they will clean up and never do. Seriously, this shit has
When people say “Gay people are only successful in soft subjects and soft careers” I like to remind them that I’m the national sales manager for a multinational company. The Fuck outta here with that homophobia
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
Still on “Spleen Watch” for the next week! Love that my best friend is an EMT even though it scares the SHIT out of me everything she says something is wrong because now I’m buggin that my spleen is gonna explode on me. Guess no working
Apparently some people dont know that the purpose of twitter is to be a passive aggressive outlet while your blog is your personal outlet.
queenofthemindpalace: lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
jeniphyer: proteinpills: themelbee: emgeerassohl: that-black-glow: auraillusion: isolated-dreamerz: ww3tour: Every black person tell me what u called what u called these shits everyone always says the weirdest shit lmao Bubbles lol I ain’t
crabofdoom:ruffboijuliaburnsides:nativenews:Like, literally, because of the amount of shit that happens to, say, your blood? Some doctors are saying it should be categorized more as a blood-related illness, NOT a respiratory illness. Seriously, y'all,
elegant-agent: thebuttkingpost: I have legit seen people on social media say shit that sounds like something a jrpg villain would say
anadiableau:Okay but honestly fucking shit like this when they show Zuko’s scar side when talking about Sozin and then having the bar pass and have his non-scar side when Iroh says Roku is his great grandfather if EXACTLY the kind of shit that elevates
peanotbotter: peanotbotter:this is overpriced Microplsatic but i wnat it im this close to saying yes to this dress
foreverpruned: gawdofdopeshit: royal-piece-of-shit: blackcooliequeenreign: So this just happened. Glad you’re alright tho, sis. The fact that we say “glad you’re alright” after a traffic stop says enough. We are hunted and at war. Girl
allmyaangst: yggsassil: mail-man: Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit. holy shIT you might say you were loki’d please no one eat
all-i-ever-want-is-you: that-ankle-though: I don’t understand how people say mean things so easily lol like someone could have spent years learning to love themselves and you say something and take them back to square one with just a few words I
