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evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
jekeamsmith: tfoxxx: teninchesstrong: bay510freak: royalpain24: When your boyfriend sleep but you ride the dick anyway. Amazing 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 The shit I wanna do 🙈🙉🙊 Mood 🙌🏾 This so hot
never-hecken-tired:Therapist: So why are you so sad all of the time?Me, poor diet/shit friends/past bullying/constantly thinking of past abuse/lack of sleep/etc.: I wish I knew, Carol. I wish I knew.
resonance-of-libra: Ok guys you need to check this out! You know those spikes under bridges and bars over benches? The expensive shit designed to make it so homeless people can’t sleep there? Stuart Semple (yes, of the 2nd blackest pigment that Anish
eelpatrickharris: vaporsk8: eelpatrickharris: eelpatrickharris: there’s a horse napping on my foot rn idk i haven’t asked oh my god you werent exaggerating like that is just deadass a fucking horse sleeping on your motherfucking foot bitch shit
i hate waking up like early as shit in the morning before the sun even comes up. now i’m forced to smoke a blunt in order to go back to sleep.
moon-medicine: my-wayward-shawn: dogjpeg: randallascot: roachpatrol: creatures-alive: Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp) what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. holy shit in english it’s called a Sunda Flying
horangetree: niallerzmofo: the boys sleeping together on a trampoline is the cutest shit ever ok
saythankyoumaster: I want the first thing and the last thing you feel when you wake up in the morning and when you go to sleep at night to be me fucking the shit out of your limp body!
potootagath: wingleader: wakeupslaves: the-goddamazon: LOL man. never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda, Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have
motherofqueers: thischick25: rainbowbarnacle: cassidyhillmusic: “we heard you had trouble sleeping” WELL EWE HERD WRONG This is some Courage the Cowardly Dog shit. the lambs are coming to silence you…
princeofpieces: princeofpieces: Some asshat with a flashlight is sitting on the third floor of Bray Hall and flashing morse code at me. So far, I’ve recieved “SOS NAH JK QHFKAHRK SHIT SORRY MY FRIEND DID THAT QTFHALTHAL GOOD LUCK SLEEPING FUCKSRS”
damnit my head is a vicious little shit sometimes. i really wish i hadn’t read all my old journals because it got that crap back in my head. i don’t feel like i can trust myself. i just want to sleep and forget about today. it was a great
michaelsrosary: I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY WHAT I WANT TO EAT I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY THAT MY BODY NEEDS MORE SLEEP THAN THE AVERAGE SOUL I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY MY GENDER OR THE WAY I DRESS I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY SHIT FOR YOU
gayblowjob: i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
h34rken: put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
text-post: disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed
So I napped for three hours, woke up and tried to go to sleep for real. And nope. Probably should adult-like shower and study or some shit. I’ve been tired all day and have done a lot of testing. Didn’t make it to the gym. Didn’t study.
deductivereasonable: h34rken: put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit take a nap on a fucking ski lift
webmd: let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything
afro-virgo: if you came out of this semester alive & in one piece, celebrate that shit. don’t worry about grades right now. sleep. eat something delicious. buy yourself a present. watch a whole season of your favorite show in one sitting. take
frlcker: do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
svndered: I just want someone to genuinely give a shit about me. I want someone who wants to know everything about me like my favorite cereal, what color underwear I’m wearing, if I sleep with my door open or closed, and if I believe in heaven or hell.
t-i-g-e-r-bread: shitting-sugar: ok im going to sleep now its half 1, ill follow everyone back in the morn X (via imgTumble)
undercoverhoney: All I do is masturbate, whine about dumb shit, and sleep
theprettylittlewallflower: vile-black-bile:sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c:ayedne:z00t-g0d: cause niggas will say that shit in a heartbeat Pay attention How about dudes just be straight up with a sista. its 2015. if you lying to get some pussy, you weak
guitarsandcontrabandx: oneoakdutch:poetic-bae:Sleep 😴I’m putting this on a shirt one day Shit lmao
Reblog if you ever faked being sleep just so your moms wouldn't call your name to get up and do shit.
lebritanyarmor: crime-she-typed:lankthagod:thetallblacknerd:lareinadesol:Really trivia crack ? Deleting 😐😒 for real? I don’t believe this shit Can we boost this until it breaks the internet? Cause this is honestly a problem, we cannot sleep
blacklivezmatter: eeriie: A GIF showing what it’s like to wake up with sleep paralysis. Fucking shit
90sxarthoe: fuckyourstyl: Why do girls like to watch guys sleep? Cause y'all not doing stupid shit.
crouchingsavagehiddenhyneman: Can we talk about how adorable it is that Dean knows exactly how Sammy sleeps? he’s mapping it out putting himself in Sammy’s (oversized) shoes and then this adorable little shit tosses and turns like the rebel he
Can we talk about how adorable it is that Dean knows exactly how Sammy sleeps? he’s mapping it out putting himself in Sammy’s (oversized) shoes and then this adorable little shit tosses and turns like the rebel he is till he settles down into
metaphoricalanchor: you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits
thischick25: rainbowbarnacle: cassidyhillmusic: “we heard you had trouble sleeping” WELL EWE HERD WRONG This is some Courage the Cowardly Dog shit.
didyouknowmagic: tinyheartsinmycupcakes: deanandsam-sexchester: DOES THIS NOT SOUND FAMILIAR NOW? Holy shit. YALL STAY SLEEPING ON THIS FILM. HUNCHBACK WAS ALL ABOUT HOW POWER CAN CORRUPT AND THAT THOSE WHO SERVE THE “PEOPLE” CAN BE THE CRUELLEST
internet-fae:eternal-fractal:weirdgirlcore:sleeping-satan:ADHD: Throws shit everywhere, room becomes messy within at least two days of cleaning itADHD: Now I can’t focus because everything is everywhere ADHD: I can’t motivate myself to clean
gayblowjob:i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
lezbefriendzzz: hang out in my room with me holy shit can I sleep over
ultronan: artillery: literally the first thing R2-D2 does after spending god knows what amount of time sleeping on information vital to the entire galaxy is insult C-3PO, beautiful #i have lukes map you golden piece of shit (via phasmascaptain)
spudsexuall: My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. Here are some of my favorites:
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: snarky-gourmet: snarky-gourmet: sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness that being said if you
egberts: bahorelfanclub: why are there bruises on my knees i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
an-alarming-amount-of-bees:drinkyourjuiceshelby:sundermunder:A pleasant surprise.When he goes back into the dirti can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it
verrvain: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: SLEEP TIME IS NOW SWEET DREAMS HUMAN I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS I GOOD DOG I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE This shit fucking makes me weak
oeus: webmd: let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit fuck u say to me
