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fireflysummers: averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: snarky-gourmet: snarky-gourmet: sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness that being said if you
obeahboi: dgawd: I’d live in them shits, pop my head from her bosom and tell her to “SHUT THE FUKK UP, I’m trying to sleep in here” great picture of the legend
When will we get the time to be just friends It’s never safe for us not even in the evening ‘cos I’ve been drinking Not in the morning where your shit works It’s always dangerous when everybody’s sleeping And I’ve
mielrosa: Men sleeping is just so adorable to me, idk why lol. It’s like y'all finally peaceful and not doing no dumb shit, I love it
spudsexuall: My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. Here are some of my favorites:
All I do is eat, sleep, over think, masturbate and obsess over shit
webmd: let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
gayblowjob:i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
sorryish: “I don’t give a shit about sleeping, Leon. I want love, or death. That’s it.” Léon: The Professional (1994)
aliciaclarker: i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods
thekinkyshitwedo: watchingwaitingwanting: thekinkyshitwedo: watchingwaitingwanting: thekinkyshitwedo: She’s killing me! I’m a walking hard on when she does shit like this! She needs better fitting gear :) just washed mine , 3 more sleeps! He’s
man1961: grandmaloover: I could sleep there so confortable yummy Wow !!! Was ist das😁 holy shit did she give birth to a elephant
Reblog if you just wanna fuck the shit outta somebody like right now…or maybe just have them fuck you to sleep 😏
cumtomeluhan:LISTEN TO MECHINA LINE FUCKING SLAYED THIS COMEBACK DO NOT SLEEP ON THE WORK THEY’VE DONE AND THE SHIT THEY’VE GONE THROUGH TAO BECAME THE MAIN RAPPER AND FUCKING PIERCED MY HEART WITH HOW MUCH HE’S GROWN ESPECIALLY WHEN HE’S HAVING
vapequeen666:let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
vapequeen666: let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
this-tea-tastes-like-sleep: classyhats: digg: This is what fireworks look like in the day time. why doesn’t this have more notes holy shit Are you fucking kidding
One am and I can’t sleep. Which sucks because I have a shit ton of cleaning to do tomorrow and Tuesday.
frlcker:do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
cita-spectre: I couldn’t sleep last night so I figured why not list some of the random shit people say to me on a semi-daily basis. It’s a bit ranty but it’s hard not to laugh at people’s stupidity. P.S. Tonight I’ll be recording something
cita-spectre: ileftmyheartinwesteros: cita-spectre: I couldn’t sleep last night so I figured why not list some of the random shit people say to me on a semi-daily basis. It’s a bit ranty but it’s hard not to laugh at people’s stupidity. P.S.
cita-spectre: ileftmyheartinwesteros: cita-spectre: ileftmyheartinwesteros: cita-spectre: I couldn’t sleep last night so I figured why not list some of the random shit people say to me on a semi-daily basis. It’s a bit ranty but it’s hard not
disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything
stealthboy: how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually
dcyfrr: axart: Colored it in finally.. #sleepbutstillwanttheD Yeah, she be sleepin’ but want to sleep with the “D” in her, I’ve experienced that shit, lol. Pussy be wet tho’
doooough ma kick , we tripped over nothing she didnt say shit about tumblr . now time to go back to sleep GOODNIGHT AMERICA
iskeetedon: LOL omfg, i couldn’t stop laughing. LOL this shit woke my parents up, I’m suppose to be sleeping. Fuck you, tumblr LOL.
as-i-lay-here-sleeping: secretrobotcreeper: spacefatty: spodiddly: I’m really feeling my age today. Shit, I feel so goddamn old
Cops on their microphone not giving a flying shit when everyone else is sleeping.
no-lyfe-loser: horangetree: niallerzmofo: the boys sleeping together on a trampoline is the cutest shit ever ok this has been on so many hipster blogs they’ll never know Tried to not reblog, couldn’t
amoying: the worst part of winter is when you wake up for school and it’s still dark outside it’s like mother nature telling you to sleep some more but the system telling you you’re a lil shit and need to wake the fuck up
My dad is so damn annoying when it comes to my sleep. Always coming in complaining how I have the heater on and shit. Like stfu and gtfo my room, my heat, my life. Lol k
corgay: if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
Yea I’m going to sleep. I can’t do this shit
4ppl3s33d: tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! Devin you shit! fuck you bitch im laying down and my eyes sting and are heavy and i
4ppl3s33d: paradoxalteddybear: 4ppl3s33d: tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! Devin you shit! fuck you bitch im laying down and my
frlcker: do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
potootagath: wingleader: wakeupslaves: never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda, Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?
lesboflow: I feel like absolute shit today but I bought tons of new underwear and this bra. I’m going to sleep. Bye.
krazytexican: screamlovato: civrotai: Oh shit I’ve been sleeping on Demi! Yes yes you have, now stay woke!☺ Mmmmmmm👅👅
Could be worse
curlytopstyles: death-by-styles: tomlinsonhasthatonething: ifimlouder-writing: excuse me while i go jump off a cliff as it seems Harry and Niall have turned into one person — m Oh my lanta! Did Niall and Harry have a sleep over? What is this shit?!?
greatwhiteprivilege: guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream" yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
meanymomo: vans-and-lesbians: greatwhiteprivilege: guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in That’s
afro-virgo: if you came out of this semester alive & in one piece, celebrate that shit. don’t worry about grades right now. sleep. eat something delicious. buy yourself a present. watch a whole season of your favorite show in one sitting. take
I have so many triflin sex stories. I don’t think I can fuck with someone who has their shit together. They put up a good rouse and then I’m sleeping on a fucking bench
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kickin-jeans: ayatollahkhomeiniofficial: I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you fear god me addressing the huge fucking geese sleeping and shitting in front of the entrance to my college
