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bootyscientist2: bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money
melaninmedicine: fetsey: aryolsblog: I have come to the realization… I don’t trust men, myself included. Neither should you. We just don’t have the best track record This is true. At least you honest
aaliyah-apollonia: She just half naked frying peppers? I don’t understand the whole cookin naked thing myself…
truthinthebooty:😂😂😂 Guess I ain’t a freak then cause I ain’t ever putting myself thru that on purpose
matzolesbian:not that i really trusted men in the first place but in light of all of these victims coming forward i’m still finding myself shocked at some of the predators being revealed, like elie wiesel and neil degrasse tyson and i really just don’t
bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their
e-wifey: LMAO I’m peeing myself they really printing that
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
lilithpage: Emma Swan 4x08 | The Evil Queen 6x10 “I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that’s real”
Book ReviewI just, in this moment, finished The Power by Naomi Alderman. I am equally speechless and full of questions, questions about my personal ideas around society and the patriarchy. Questions about how I carry myself in my own world, as well as
poison-moxley: captainbigdickambrose: shattermewithambrose: WTF?! 🙊 captainbigdickambrose YOU!!! I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF THERE!!! *has mini heartattack*
arkhamboundz: splders: i shit myself DAMMIT MOONMOONMOONMOONMOONMOON!
ellieguerra: arkhamboundz: splders: i shit myself DAMMIT MOONMOONMOONMOONMOONMOON! Who brought fucking Moon Moon along?!
peaceloveweeedd: l3ts-get-fri3d: p-rodposts: whats left of the weed collesium i would literally shit myself if that was mine ✌
entertainmentweekly:Legend of Korra fans, you can FINALLY see what happens next to Korra and Asami, thanks to Dark Horse’s new comic sequel, The Legend of Korra: Turf Wars. See the full preview here.
heathyr: josieandthepussycatsofficial: I forgot my iPad was connected to my Bluetooth speaker in the other room so when I played this video I hear “BLEAGHHHHHHH” come from one room over which made almost fuckin SHIT myself
Holy shit look at these water textures!!!
baskintheafterglow: somequeershit: mymostcreativeformofselfharm: Aww Big baby!! I’d shit myself
poteryalvmoskovskiy-zimy: Imagine this a world where I’m not mentally chastising myself for things that no one cares about.
Done.So done. Next opportunity I am buying myself plasticware and just surviving off TV dinners. fuck this. I am not a fucking maid service.
king-of-aces: inquisitivepoet: lepoisonedchocolates: nyamennwunamawu: nigeah: glitterweave: dinkweed: I’M GONNA SHIT MYSELF I CANT LET THIS GO this is the only tv show my kids will watch whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? i hate this website lmao I’m
I repeat myself. Babies are fucking morons and I never want one.
jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
skeetbucket: The fact that some people draw like this on a freaking smartphone or tablet make me shit myself
reasoning-with-myself: deepthroatodile: eating ya girl like Well this is slightly terrifying….
cleophatrajones: inkmefillme: cruelfortune: flying-blades: d0pe-inspiredd: visioning: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LMAOOOO RUNNING MAD FAST yo ………….. who taught you how to be a thief? I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF That’s what yo thieving ass get…
cool-glasses-kyle: fororchestra: Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight. im literally shitting myself Omfg
Just got an email saying I’m halfway through my student loan repayment grace period 😩💀👀
If i hear “P O P hold it down” one more time…
omgbuglen: yes, in fact, I would shit myself
pyawakit: tora-o: they’re making a fucking live action punk hazard i’m shitting myself loOK AT THIS YES PLEASE！
faggychan: I can’t fucking wait.Ahhhh I’mma shit myself every time night comes though.
funimationentertainment: i was on my ds during free period and i streetpassed my sub and this is his message im going to shit myself
monster-ballistics: weslah: gagadailyofficial: She was PISSED i would SHIT myself the arched eyebrow guys….heads will roll all of her fans sound the same oh my god. lol
I don't think anyone is supposed to go through as much shit as I have this past month....
This Is All A Dream. That's What I'll Be Singing.
soscreamloudernow: bring-me-the-niggas: beautifulbandmembers: of-sins-and-tragedies: mommyrobertson: asking-4lexandria: /someone, give the guitar techs, a fucking medal OK i would shit myself, if someone chucked a guitar at me and a fucking
Fuck all this. I don’t want to give myself a fucking pity party anymore. Whether it’s all the bullshit I’ve dealt with in my life or my anxiety. Fuck this. I can’t waste any more of my time.
Would rather be purely horny than also be craving someone’s touch and kiss.
dirtmom: intertnet:is there a scholarship for trying if this gets to a million notes i’m going to shit myself i hate this
literallyaflame:“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i
iwishihadafather: OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SHITTING MYSELF
therealeovaldez: wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey: splders: i shit myself fcuking mOON MOON No moon moon Only doge Much fierce Such doge Wow Very bite Amazing Wow
meowmeowparadise: -watches this scene in super slow motion approximately 100 times while shitting myself with laughter-
leadhooves: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’D SHIT MYSELF
brook: AAAH
chasekip: the-pokemonjesus: Who needs a Pokémon battle when you can just tackle Faba yourself? #Revenge4Rowlet my favorite parts of the pokemon anime are when ash just says fuck it i’ll do this shit myself
totallynotagentphilcoulson: publicschoolstories: this cardboard mr. krabs was found by its lonesome in the dumpster of my school and i shit myself every time i think about it
bongbong:likeadragonishin:THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THE TF2 SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL RING TO ANNOUNCE THE QUEEN DIED IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF IT HASNT EVEN BEEN AN HOUR SINCE SHE DIEDI was there
gotitforcheap: letshearitforthisclown: filibusters congress by shitting myself filibuster congress by doing a 30 minute unboxing video for my frasier dvd boxset
notclickbait: there’s been multiple sightings in my area and honestly, i’d probably shit myself into a heart attack if this happened to me
letshearitforthisclown: eggcup: letshearitforthisclown: why does anyone play bass? just use the E string dumbass i play bass because the low notes make me shit myself because they create
scotchtapeofficial: jerryterry: scotchtapeofficial: do u ever give such a good ass speech about somethin in ur head and then ur like “god i should drop everything and just go into politics and fix shit myself” i just woke up and misread this as “I
lizardsister:lizardsister:people say it all the time but god it really is so true how much easier it is to gain some confidence in yourself & improve your self-esteem once you stop making self-deprecating jokes i gave that shit up years ago in favor
bumbleshark: greatwhitesharktic: The Captain Planet episode of O.K KO is one of my favorite things i’ve seen in a good while. Kudos to the writers for this. i wasnt gonna reblog this but the ending almost had me shit myself
milanadoraz: thehighpriestofreverseracism: It works too! tried it myself I HAD NO CLUE THIS EXISTED??? BOOST
sugarandmemories: Can’t believe I’m buying all the borderlands games just to get more Jack content. I hate myself
princekheldar: polyglotplatypus: thebigblackwolfe: worldsweeper: sleepymothgirl: lizardsister: shaiza: the-real-rupaul: I’m going to shit myself Tiddies out, wig me before/after hrt IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND ITS SO BAAAAADDDD remember
