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gay-gifs: You asked for a video and here it is. If the video gets over 1000 likes I’ll post another one. if you guys wanna see more videos, reblog the shit out of this one.
mik3hunt: gas-station-disco: JESUS CHRIST sorry I had to reblog I just shit myself. Omigod.
lavalauncher:Shitting Selfies: A Collection by Me I should also note I have the best morning hair of anyone you will ever know and the biggest poop I’ve ever taken weighed 3.2 lbs. No I didn’t weigh the poop, I weighed myself right before and right
This beauty loves to poop herself
Sleeping girl pooped herself
Help me, I’m a fat piece of shit, someone save me from myself hahaha
#Had_2_take_da_pic_myself#never_let_a_drunk_nigga_do_shit#saturday_night#party#VFW#me_and_my_homie_yogi
filthyanna: I was asked if I’d ever been fucked while shitting… not exactly but I have shit myself around toys and vibrators. Here’s a set from last fall where I lay back on the bed, and fucked my ass with my little green vibrator while I was shitting.
My hand is doing well from some sketches I did yesterday, just tired muscles instead of being in excessive pain. Today I’m going to limit myself down to just one little page of doodles instead of the four or five I exploded yesterday. I think some
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
Few words of explanationOkay, recently I am even less active than usual. Maybe you deserve something. Also I feel like writing too much about myself so there we go.Tl;dr Sorry. Hardware problems, life changes, mental shit etc. I dont know what the future
I’d say at least half of all my smut by now has been written in the backseat of my car on lunch break Basically, I am super proud of myself.
gunblades: @knifeandlighter maybe you’d get more notes on your gifs if you didn’t have shit taste and gif shit anime like inu yasha if i wanted your motherfucking opinion i’d kill myself.
hhhfff I realized today that I keep involuntarily picking at myself. so now I’m covered in little scabs all over my face and cuticles. it’s just. really annoying, because I don’t really catch myself doing it? and then I’m just.
neocrossing: Animal Crossing Population Growing: “OMG A BALLOON I HAVE TO FOLLOW THIS SHIT UNTIL IT CATCHES A TREE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S INSIDE I THINK I’M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF YES”Animal Crossing New Leaf: -Ignore-
calvinccandie: when i find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom get your shit together
christmassassy: sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
theraggedyconsultingdetective: alexvlahos: I’m just going to stab myself in the face before next episodeI think stabbing myself in the face will be less painful than actually watching it. It doesn’t even matter what show you’re talking about
rabioheab: i just translated the lyrics for boom boom pow by the black eyed peas into chinese then back into english and i’m going to shit myself
theabbatar: things i want: to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE some mac n cheese
meanplastic: psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
nayx: *goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
sHIT. I’M NOT FUCKINGPREPAREDABORT
i really want to read killing stalking because it hits almost all my fav problematic™ shit but i can’t bring myself to :((
i haven’t read smut in so long that i almost made myself cum without being touched lmao shit’s wild
ivyaura: white people are allowed to carry this type of shit anywhere they want around young children, people (such as myself) who are incredibly triggered by guns, and shut down events using threats because open carry laws are so protective of white
reverseracism: castilledupree: That melanin and woke side of black tumblr is so corny. Y'all leave unnecessary comments and 5000 reaction pics under everything and ruin good photo sets of black people with shit like “my melanin is never ending”
blackpoeticinjustice: shittykvtt: Ok so boom, the point being made was some of y'all 21, not doing anything of the shit a MINOR is doing & still living up under mommy & daddy. Like ? Legally they not even responsible for themselves, but you at
kingjaffejoffer: The lawyer I retained you said you leakin’ some thingsAll this after a week in the bingI’m mad at myself, ‘cause I didn’t spot the weaklingI would’ve bet the house you wouldn’t speak a thingNigga, this was the oath, to the
spermbanker: hydrogencellophane: eddielacy: sheatriceisreal: im… me What the fuck is this shit this is more embarrassing than the time i was sick in my moms bed wearing a robe and shit myself and i had to yell for her to come help me but she had
things-larry-cant: da-heell: brititch: 0pac: tastefullyoffensive: Virgin Airlines Launches First Glass-Bottomed Plane im gonna shit myself there i’ll fucking piss myself wait what its why i love Virgin Airlines
Seriously, I really feel like a piece of shit.
spillingsecrets: rasengaaan: waywardvagabond: SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE THIS I couldn’t get the thought out of my head last night but I was too lazy to make it myself. SHITTING MYSELF RIGHT NOW OHMYGOD
thrusted: brandonfield: turntechgoddamnit: new-gloom: finn0: snapesonaplane: I laugh everytime. holy fucking shit oh my god I first saw this at 3 in the morning and i shit myself laughing This girl in my Chemistry class showed this to me. The
pizza-shit: If Candy Kong isn’t on this list, I’m going to shit myself.
moosers: moosers: moosers: moosers: *gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs wait no its cracks knuckles wait no its cry myself to sleep dont reblog this stop it
yes, thongs. i been judging myself for the past week and a half talking about some “whyyyyy would your gay ass buy thongs????” but, my ass look fat in em and i just want my dude to beat the fuck out me for making him wait sooo long to get this bu$$$$$$y.
Was actually completely obsessed with my outfit and myself today, so yall get 3 selfies
scooplery:scooplery:i miss painting so bad i don’t feel like myself when i don’t paint but god i just cannot make myself do it these daysi feel like i am not able to communicate properly when i’m not painting!!!!!!! i can’t just
Still working on myself, for myself.
aquarellerose: I’m so tired of feeling like shit all the time I’m so tired of being ignored by people I care about I’m so tired of being alone I’m so tired of being a piece of shit I just hate myself so much
brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
I'm going to focus on myself. Im going to take care of myself. I'm going to love my self.
drakesgurl: I changed myself for myself
lilttlekingtrashmouth: Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
A few years ago, I told myself by the age I’ll be next summer that I would kill myself if nothing changed. Nothing has changed, and that age is 7 months away.
It’s like I trust you but at the same time I think you’re up to no good and that this is all going to backfire in our faces and you won’t give a shit and I’m going to be left here with nothing k I don’t deserve this
dirtyasianbidness: I’m out…oh wait, shit…fuck..damn…sonofabit…help me, jeezus, I shit myself.
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
spermbanker: hydrogencellophane: eddielacy: sheatriceisreal: im… me What the fuck is this shit this is more embarrassing than the time i was sick in my moms bed wearing a robe and shit myself and i had to yell for her to come help me but she
i’m such a piece of shit for not learning Spanish in high school
people that know me in real life follow me on here, but i’m just going to go ahead and ignore that. i don’t give a shit anymore.so here i am, getting drunk by myself at 3am on a school night because for once, i just don’t want to feel. i don’t
I don’t know why I do it to myself. I got rid of them all for a reason, but I can’t seem to stop myself from checking up on them. I don’t know why, because all it brings me is anger, frustration and just upsets me to the extreme. But
dreamsequence9: can-y0u-feel-my-heart: romanticizing-death: sixcatsandtwodogs: gifcraft: Stop the bullets. Kill the gun. I held my breath at the last one. IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF WHEN I SAW THE LAST ONE!
koreangook: thegirldrakewrotehowboutnowabout:kumagawa:she has been murdered beyond death LMAO they know she’s gonna say stupid shit again and decided to actually take responsibility im shitting myself
fabflyingfox: dersekingdom: bucket-filling-maniac: aubreybrony: click the gif click it OMG I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF, DJSFKLA HOLY SHIT I LAUGHED SO HARD. REBLOGGING FOREVER. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. Forever reblog.
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