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“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
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“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
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Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
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