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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2013/09/16/evecates-unicorn-nails-sexy-talons/If you have any kind of fingernail fetish, Eve Cates has got you covered tonight. She keeps joking that she has unicorn nails tonight. Eve Cates even gave a bunch of detail on
After joking about it and giving her shit for months, we had finally convinced her to fuck both of us. But I felt sorry for him…from the moment she got my dick in her hand she totally ignored him. “My God - it’s fucking HUGE!“ she squealed.
girthyencounters: After joking about it and giving her shit for months, we had finally convinced her to fuck both of us. But I felt sorry for him…from the moment she got my dick in her hand she totally ignored him. “My God - it’s fucking HUGE!“
She was out having drinks with her girlfriends when I first saw her. I knew I had to have her in my bed. Tonight! I introduced myself and bought several rounds of drinks for the ladies, told a few jokes and got them laughing. But I paid the
wifeswickedlust: My co-worker, Sally, is the biggest flirt in the office. She loves to tease but tells everyone that she is happily married and would never cheat on her husband. One evening at an after-work party we all got pretty drunk. I asked
pron4all: hotnessa: realhotpics: catzogrande: hotwifefantasy: We used to joke about how poor she was at sucking cock, but it is amazing how good she got once we agreed she could fuck other men. Just the other night, she had me sit and watch her
damnitsizzi: mashable: An Australian game reviewer got sick and tired of young boys trolling her and threatening to rape her, so she did what any self-respecting adult would do — she told their parents. [via] Thats how you do it And that is how
Annushka - Vaccination 1 on 1 - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Better believe her, she’s got a big, big… rASSume :DCommission for for anonymous of his OC Annushka, a retired freelance spy/assassin turned housewife and nurse. So, hello
ourfamilyfun: my sister had been teasing me all day walking around in front of me in just her bra and panties, but the jokes on her because that night when she got me off i had a massive load that she wasn’t ready for!!!!!!
nakeddanh: This young lady approached me at the 2013 Bay to Breakers and asked me how big it was when it got hard. I jokingly told her that if she talked to it, she might get to see for herself. She surprised me by doing that very thing. And she
toochstuck: tavs-kawaii-ass: malkatz: diamondsfuckingdroog: triptrippy: SHE GOT YOU A PONY SHUT UP YOU LIVE IN A FREAKING MANSION WITH A GODDAMNED PONY WHY ARE YOU SO MAD I think that’s the joke same with John hating his dad who does nothing
L/apis L/azuli*has a bared back and midriff, bare arms, goes about barefoot and has a very flowy dress that easily billows up all around her.Makes that she’s noticeably more proactively dressed in comparison to most if not all other gems**lashes out
Wow Timm, you weren’t kidding around. Holy shit… I mean is wrong, but…. it kinda makes sense… right?At least she didn’t got pregnant like in Batman Beyond 2.0But… wow i really didn’t expect that. But yeah, grab that
No joke I accidentally found my mom’s weed stash in the cabin and I FaceTimed her and she got all flustered and embarrassed and oh how the turn tables. She also said I could smoke it. ☺️ Please ignore my @mikeshardlemonade black cherry mustache
tomatomagica: sinnerforthewinner: skarchomp: yellow-no-asa: frog-and-toad-are-friends: How can anyone deny that Pharah isn’t straight when she’s got the Canon Bisexual Haircut Can the LGBT community back the hell off just a bit please? Like,
thatstheriddle: sherokutakari: deanbelievesinwholockholmes: bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this … I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
jukeboxemcsa: The day she got her tattoo was the happiest day of Shari’s life. It wasn’t her decision, of course; she was presented with a choice, but the idea belonged to Master. (“Just like you,” he joked, making her laugh and squirm at the
potato-chips-in-the-bath: my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
hopemikelson: Whoever got the queen of spades is the killer. And the killer secretly winks at people to kill them.
April O'Neil - Ghetto Blaster - Cartoon PinUp SketchTurtles may hide in their shells, but real heroes face the danger! :)I always was interested in April’s taste. What kind of music would she blast? Vanilla Ice? No How about Sir Mix-a-Lot? Yes
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
rainladyjuvia: Fairy Tail Chapter Reaction Part 2 (Bath)The Gajevy comic was a joke I ripped off from a show called Will and Grace. My sister will not stop watching that show ever since she got all the episodes.The Gruvia picture was because Juvia wanted
haha she got jokes.
Now women complaining about the “friend zone”? We’ve come full circle lmao
laurdlannister-kingslayer: thats-tea: Azealia Banks asks for Lana Del Rey’s Address. Says she’s headed out now to go Find her to Fight. | That’s TeaAzealia Banks is now doing everything to find Lana Del Rey’s address, she asks for her address
klepthoemaniac: mutenostrilagony: GOD I HATE WHEN CELEBRITIES GO ON ABOUT FEELING PRETTY WITH NO MAKEUP ON WHILE THEY’RE WEARING SO MUCH MAKEUP TO GO FOR THAT ‘ALL NATURAL’ LOOK. LOOK AT HER SHE’S FAKING IT SO HARD LADY GAGA IS A JOKE where
ladynecro: my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
thisgingerischronic: alekshdfilms: one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat mom jokes > dad jokes
thevirginityslayer: edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked
dabhabit: When I was in the hospital I was roomed with a schizophrenic And she was the most gentle person I have ever met There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck Who told very funny jokes A girl who never spoke a word Would draw the
twentydeepsteps: twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
clannyphantom: there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status
adamsandlersuperdeath2005: imagine being on a date w this really cute girl but then you tell her a joke and she did that feel good inc laugh
edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
andrewgiraffields: #remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and
freckledbuttchester: like, sam doesn’t even have any mementos of jess he doesn’t have a sweater of hers, he doesn’t have any books she scribbled notes in, he doesn’t have the headband she got him as a joke because she was always pushing his bangs
thatstheriddle:sherokutakari:deanbelievesinwholockholmes:bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this … I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
She got the answer Sway. #KanyeVoice #lol #joke @realsway
a-smol-clod: AAAHHHH WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW LAPIDOT FILLED CUTE THIS EPISODE WAS
cuckman3: My wife teased my friend Jerome that his black cock would be too big for her tight white pussy. He joked that it wasn’t that big, but said when he came it was like knocking the top of a fire hydrant off! Well she got drunk and I persuaded
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