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Her friends always joked about how they walked around the house in revealing clothes and got their dads all flustered. They dared her to try teasing her dad, so wearing a tiny dress, long socks and no bra or panties, she casually walked into her father’
daughterlover:Her friends always joked about how they walked around the house in revealing clothes and got their dads all flustered. They dared her to try teasing her dad, so wearing a tiny dress, long socks and no bra or panties, she casually walked
mommyfuckedmybully: “i mean, technically you were in it too,” they’d all joke. All 5 of my closest friends all received my mom’s gift now. Each time she gave them their present, it got harder and harder for me to watch.
caligulasgirls: Mmm Sofia “sounds like she’s got a dick in her mouth when she talks” Vegara….http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com*That joke is from some stupid late night talk show. Kimmel I think.
yoursexysister: My sister knew that I always wanted to fuck her boyfriend. We got really drunk the first night I was visiting, and she jokingly gave me permission. I wasn’t sure if she meant it or not, so I wanted to be a little sneaky about it. Now,
I’d been teasing my little sister about how fast her tits were growing, including jokingly asking to see them bare. She always refused, but then one day I got a picture from her with the caption “Happy now?” Buoyed by that success, but
want1forher: No joke: Double-fucked my kid’s 2nd-grade teacher last night, along with the Dad of another kid in her class. Now that school is out, she’s got some extra time on her hands… …………..Looks like I’ll
nickens1958: xxxstrykerxxx: madelkert: One of my all time favourites. Wanna see great stuff? madelkert got it. The Asian cock ain’t no joke she shoots some serious nuts Why was my mouth not near that??
naughty-aunt: My sister and I were commenting how hot aunt Stacy was. That’s when my sister got that naughty twinkle in her eye “Wonder if we could seduce her together?” she asked half-joking. Well, we found out it doesn’t take a lot of work
marchingjaybird: We went home to see our folks We laughed and we told jokes It was like we were young again On that deathbed our mother lay How long she’s got they still can’t say It took all this to get us back together again
gaaraluver45: Jorah died for nothing. Missandei died for nothing. They believed in and loved Daenerys. They knew that’s not who she was. “She is the Queen we chose.” Oh but guess what? You were wrong! Jon was wrong! Haha jokes on you. We got
sizequeenconfessions: Some chick was bragging about her deep-throating talents, how she can swallow her boyfriend whole …“That’s easy when your boyfriend’s got a small dick,” I joked. “Let’s see what you can do on my man’s 9-incher …”She
moronsonofboron: Commissioned work: greatdragonad’s OC GrapeFull resolution on DA She’s supposed to hide weapons in her sleeves, but I’m not sure I got the joke across.
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
moronsonofboron: Commissioned work: greatdragonad’s OC Grape She’s supposed to hide weapons in her sleeves, but I’m not sure I got the joke across.
painfulanalgifs: My sis and I got really drunk later afternoon, while watching Neflix. Somehow we started joking about “pain in the ass”, and some stuff, and a few moments later, she humped on me, and did a crazy riding - while my cock was in her
snowyfeline: Cobalt’s morning routine, right after making sure her daughter gets to bed. About the shirt, Violet got it for her for Moother’s day as a joke gift… because she’s bigger than her mom.
jordan-reet: She’s got a point there Marcus… Now can you go before I get blue balls or something? [He laughed, he was joking, but only slightly.] Now please… go. [Marcus just continued to laugh at the two of the and how they wanted their alone
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to
ballsmakeuweak: He flirted and tried to cop a feel from his masseuse, while jokingly asking about a “happy ending.” She secretly got her manager and another co-worker to come in and together, they stripped him naked and made sure he was given a
whiteboi-fantasies: I sent some of these magazine covers to a married friend of mine, during a chat (and after she confided in me that her husband was trying to get to “go black”)…they got her so wet…she joked with me that needs a subscription!
Now that I really think about it, it’s pretty fucked up how some people with issues is treated. Like in the media, I’ve seen girls with “daddy issues” used as the butt of jokes. it’s hinted like,“she’s got daddy
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
darksoulshaters: darksoulshaters: Nameless asked this dude why he hacked, and got a series of your mom jokes in return. I’m not kidding. transcript: (1) ur mom is so fat when she turns around people yell fat ass (2) cause shes so fat when she rolls
cracked: In 2011, Chinese artist Peiwen Liu got down on one knee to propose to his girlfriend. But things didn’t go smoothly: the girl jokingly told him she would marry him only if he walked 1,000 miles for her. She then probably went on with her day,
iandmyfamily: My mom took me on a picnic the other day. When we got to the park, she walked to a table and I opened the trunk to get the picnic basket, but there wasn’t one. I turned to around to jokingly ask her what she was planning on feeding me.
lokiloo: My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
humansofnewyork: “I gave my three year old daughter some worthless coins, and jokingly told her that she was rich. She went and hid the coins away, and I forgot all about them. Around the same time, my oldest daughter got a bunch of money from
aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
reggaeairhorn:serpentine913: “We were all running because we heard the gunshots and then she stopped and she was like, ‘I think I got shot.’ And I was like, ‘Hadiya, please stop joking,’” Best friend Klyn Jones said. “She was like ‘No
bajike:princejock:aobas-cumface:My 13 year old sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift
andnowtherunaways: Sandy was the muscle of the group; she was the rock, strong and passionate, always smiling and joking. Sandy got along with everyone and was never afraid to show her emotions. She could be tough, like the time she threw me over a car
sexualcontrol: When my girlfriends mom came up to school, i got to meet her the first time. We went out to dinner, and joked and enjoyed the evening. When she was leaving - she said, “Make sure you keep my daughter in line”. I smiled a bit and
little-miss-kill-me: “Don’t ever put your girl in a situation where she’s looked at as a joke or got other females looking at her like “if she only knew”” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
the-birdie: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but
bethanythemartian: writing-prompt-s: “Would you die for me?” “Again?” “What?” he asked. He looked amused, as if she’d just said something humorous, but he got the joke an she didn’t.She was not amused. “About once a month you ask
askpun: Princess Celestia loves a good joke, but be careful! She has a thousand years of practice pulling her own pranks, and she’s got the royal authority to get away with… well… anything. This was the start of the greatest prank war ever! Artwork
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