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New doctor is visiting the ward for the elderly. In one room, he sees a patient jerking off. “What the hell is this?†he asks his senior colleague. “Oh, this is absolutely normal,†he answers, “satisfying one’s sexual needs is good for
😛 Don’t fuck with me…
I live in hope that one day I will come across a picture from this set that has oral sex happening, so I can make some sort of “____, it’s what’s for dinner” joke.
whatever floats yer boat, lady, lol
I dunno, it sounds pretty romantic to me :)
almightybeastoverlord: Mother knows whats best for her. Kokoro was waiting to get married to have sex, thats when miyako brand home zack. Together they broke that dream in an instant. Kokoro was left at there mercy thinking that it wall all a joke And
tsudanym: I’ll just leave the Smash/sex puns and jokes up to you guys.
whitehotwives: True Story: My wife and I were browsing a local sex store a while back when we came across XXX Truth or Dare: Couples. We had never seen such a game before and had never even discussed sexually venturing outside our marriage. Jokingly,
diaryof-alittleswitch: drugs-music-sex:emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. No fucking joke. Tell the EMT. Don’t fucking lie. They are literally trying to save your stupid ass from whatever you took.
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rupindah: notgingerandalittlebitfoxy: do you think this is a joke food can give me diarrhea but sex doesn’t so i have a clear choice
“Contrary to popular belief, end of the world sex wasn’t any different…” Am I late for this joke yet? It’s only been 3 days. OCbelongstoPG. Done in SAI.
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In which I fellate my tentacle. <3
asleepylioness: pureness of sex Dear Lioness ( and whom it may affect, too ), this photoset has only one purpose - to make you laugh. I’m no good in telling jokes, but I’m a natural talent in being silly and going bonkers. Yes, this is me in a Onesie
myunkawaiilife: dirksponypals: teamfreewillsconsultingtimelord: assbutt-in-the-garrison: real lines. no joke. Don’t have the sex, Sam. I repeat, ~
ipaiwithmylittleeye: tsudanym: I’ll just leave the Smash/sex puns and jokes up to you guys. TORNADO UPPERCUT Bahahaha
dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are
drakestories: Dad doesn’t take any pills, but he and I jokingly call it our Cialis moment. Where the sex just erupts between us, fast, furious, hard. Like today. I’d met Dad after I was done with classes and after he got out of work. Since I’m
isukecchi: tsudanym: I’ll just leave the Smash/sex puns and jokes up to you guys. Mmmm, Samus.
gettingyoupregnant: impregnation-risk-sex: It’s not her body. It’s her face that makes me cum. Baby let me fill you up! “Can you remember that time I said I was joking about us having a baby? … Well I’m not and I want one… right. now.”
verycoolcarol: nathandutch: Hmm darling can i help you get it hard so you can fuck me? Hihi Hear some jokesListen to a funny utube.Get some great jokes for your friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?t=43&v=2kdYuUHUV3ESee sex partners in your area.F
its-whitney-bitchh: penis-hilton: classydude: Good Friday: Jesus Reloaded: The Re-Up, coming soon when you get caught having sex please tell me this is a joke
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dabblingintheexotic: That Rough Night trailer has me all infuriated now. When will sex workers stop being the target of violent jokes in main stream media? As if it isn’t DIFFICULT ENOUGH to hear of deaths in our actual community, only to have it
galvanizes: Somebody should be my boyfriend as a “joke” and we can kiss “sarcastically” and have sex “ironically”
why the hell would you tell me you had a sex fantasy about me.!?! We arent even close friends enough to joke about this especially if its serious?s,jdasa-do lsdf You just put me in the most awkward position. Like as awkward as that one time when the
tuhree: most guys can’t even make 1 girl orgasm and they make side hoe jokes Most girls can’t make men gasm either. Y’all generally suck at BJs and sex. We just start fantasizing about good sex til we cum. =) If you want an orgasm, tell
nickflyguy: if we can’t joke around during sex.We won’t have sex
lordengliish: i dont understand why some people dont like to laugh about sex i mean obviously sometimes its not appropriate when you need to be serious but like joking around about it should be fine sex is the funniest thing on the planet ahaha its two
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order) 85. Dogma (1999) Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven? Metatron: The way I understand it, it’s mostly a joke down here, too.
rupindah: notgingerandalittlebitfoxy: do you think this is a joke food can give me diarrhea but sex doesn’t so i have a clear choice Clearly you and I are not having the same kinda of food.Or sex.
dangerous–optimist: I want to see more sex scenes with fat girls. I don’t want it to be the butt of the joke either. I want to see more positive sex scenes with fat girls. I want to know that sex isn’t only for beautiful people with beautiful bodies.
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% wait I just got the joke
faypunk: to say that “platonic sex isnt a thing” or to joke about people on tumblr wanting sex or other physical affection in a platonic way implies that sex is inherently romantic and romanticism is inherently sexual. lets throw aromantic people
toddnet: this was requested as a joke by a friend then we started talking about how innocent cinnamon roll x flamboyant sex symbol is a cute contrast and needless to say we’re not shipping it as a joke anymore
runfuckingfree: kasoukai: reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women What’s a.. “sex?”
keepingloveinthefamily: I couldn’t believe the things Mom was willing to do for me. When I told her if she wanted more sex with me .. that I was her Master and she would be my sex slave .. I thought she was only joking when she said .. YES! anything
dutchster: dutchster: i heard a couple arguing about sex and the girl said both people are supposed to have orgasms. i’m still laughing. it’s like she never even took sex ed. *sigh* the joke is that girls are never taught in sex ed. that they
too-spicy-for-the-pepper: dirksponypals: teamfreewillsconsultingtimelord: assbutt-in-the-garrison: real lines. no joke. Don’t have the sex, Sam. I repeat, do not do the sex.
dangerous–optimist: I want to see more sex scenes with fat girls. I don’t want it to be the butt of the joke either. I want to see more positive sex scenes with fat girls. I want to know that sex isn’t only for beautiful people with beautiful
nippled: suckmydickandleave: nippled: *sixth grader voice* sex *giggles loudly* Is this a joke? *sixth grader voice* no your face is a joke *giggles loudly*
iwill4ev: Twitterpated Artist: Xnirox P2 of 3 Wild/Feral sex. Is the best sex. Judy knows that. That’s why she’s fucking Wilde… I’m not ashamed of that joke
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throughgrittedteeth:Sex doesn’t revolve around orgasms. It’s like a cool thing to happen, but it is not necessary. Sex revolves around pleasure. Giving and receiving. But also dumb, little jokes, clumsy touches and lots of giggles!!!
ppl should stop shaming dudes for using sex toysobviously it’s a joke but it’s jokes like this that make men feel ashamed of using toys on themselves
whotoblock:“It’s a joke calm down” 🙄Shocking another white sex worker making “joke” Trump porn. I’m sure doing shit like this is easy when you are totally unaffected by his hateful rhetoric. 👍🏼
