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Cobham, Kent age 37 - this is my first time to join a site, haven’t try one before. I’m a very down to earth women , don’t like false people , I’m layed back . Who loves to go out with my friends have a laugh and joke . Like to
psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
So big, she thinks its a joke.. Source video for this gif
WTF Bro? “So let me get this straight, bro… …You were granted a single wish from an old lady as a reward for saving her cat. You thought she was completely crazy, so you jokingly wish that your little bro was the hottest and most domin
You’ve dated her for years but couldn’t get it. It took him all of 4 hours and some lame jokes to get inside her precious little ass..
When my wife was alive, we moved into her mom’s upstairs bedroom. Long ago, when I mentioned all my girlfriends were brunettes (like her), she bought me a blonde blow-up doll and joked that I could finally do a blonde. After her dad’s
Mmm… I’d love to dip my carrot into that Hidden Valley. Yeah, that’s right. I made a vegetable sex joke.
bastard-hive: Insert jokes about Cavalry here. It’s a wip but I probably wont finish it. Idk I feel like my more rendered work doesn’t look much better than simple rendering and it’s because of the brushes I use. I need to learn new tricks. HERE
You thought they were joking, that it was only dirty talk to make the fantasy more fun, but then you saw his cock dripping as he pulled out of your wife. I suppose it’s not “just a fantasy” anymore, is it?
That’s right whore, I put it in your ass. I wasn’t joking when I said your body belongs to me now.
I wasn’t joking when I said it was gonna be a lot of Jacob Mott
Vocalgamer360 wanted some taco horse, feel free to add sour cream… That’s a sex joke. In case my wit was to good for ya eccs Dee
My Vampire Wife Isabella - 6 to 9 - Carton PinUp Sketch Isabella don’t care about limousines, yachts… She loves motorboats :P Quick sketch, or quicky, with my vampire wife Isabella for #WifeyWednesday. Been a while since I drew her,
Mulan - 2 Minutes - Carton PinUpShe knows what makes you a man :P A bit of a classic approach, in the way of classic pinup master Gil Elvgren. Maybe I’ll add shades later on, but I kinda prefer flat colors at the moment.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantAr
Kate - Fortnite - Bigger Target - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Flapping big guns like these does make you a bigger target :)Commission for https://www.deviantart.com/hisokakatsu of Fortnite pinup, with Kate, updated with some Penny’s thiccness.Check
Squirrel Girl - Nut Nut - Cartoon PinUp What What? :) Squirrel Girl doing her version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU Here are some other pinups of this girl - Theme Song and Busted.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Korra - Winter is Coming - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Winter will test your reserves, in all ways :PNewgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Miss Sara Bellum - Wet - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Mayor, you dirty rascal :)A way to expend on previous sketches of this lovely lady.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
April O'Neil - Extra Topping - Cartoon PinUp Sketch April loves food with a lot of nutritious. Protein is very healthy :DCheck out some previous April pinups - Waxing and April O'Bunny.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
The jaspis sex experience - 99% of it are bad jokes
hugotendaz: Harley Quinn - Huge Trespass - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Whatcha think? Should good ol’ Brucey give her a little slap and let her go? What’s the right treatment for this trespass? :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
hugotendaz: Panacea - Asterix and Obelix - Big Basket - Sketch She has a big basket, doesn’t she. A beautiful basket :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
hugotendaz: Inktober2017 - 01 - Bunny Girl - Big Brush - Cartoony PinUp 69% is still a good percentage. But if you have shaky hands, than you will 100% spray all over the desk :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
hugotendaz: Squirrel Girl - Nut Nut - Cartoon PinUp What What? :) Squirrel Girl doing her version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU Here are some other pinups of this girl - Theme Song and Busted. Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube
I’d gotten her the robe as a joke, I swear.But when she wore it the next morning and cooked breakfast in it, it suddenly wasn’t a joke.Especially when she bent over to get a sheet pan from the drawer under the oven and i saw that she wasn’t wearing
Wit. Sex. Landscaping. I so could have made this joke myself… I’m a little ashamed I never thought of it. =(
oreides replied to your post: oreides replied to your post: anonymo… also idk i dont feel like they had sex, i feel like they hung out together all night, but i guess i can see how it was implied. i just think sadie feels close to lars and lars
Back when “Joking Victim” aired I remember seeing this odd post where someone was complaining about how they really hoped the video game thing wasn’t referring to sex because they “didn’t want to hear Sadie talk about stuff
GOOD “JOB”‘JC PENNEY Lol hehehehe
Panacea - Asterix and Obelix - Big Basket - Sketch She has a big basket, doesn’t she. A beautiful basket :)Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 01 - Bunny Girl - Big Brush - Cartoony PinUp 69% is still a good percentage. But if you have shaky hands, than you will 100% spray all over the desk :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 02 - My Vampire Wife - ChampagneYou know, Isabella’s getting real good with cyphers, she can be a banker and a programmer too :) #batumtss Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 04 - Rattlesnake-Girl - Spit QuestionAnswer to the pivotal question, only on National Geographthick :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 06 - Bunny Girl - Size Matters Mind your garden, so carrot can grow big. And full of vitamin :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 07 - Bunny Girl Philosophy Another tiny, but this time tiny tiny bunny girl. But no matter the size, all bunny girls share the same philosophy :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 10 - Pocket Rocket Being a scientist is hard. Constant checks and test. I bet she wants to test this rocket, several times, to get a first-hand experience :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 12 - Bunny Girl Riding the Big Carrot Enjoy the ride :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 15 - Tanya TT Titova Meet Tanya Titova, or shorter - TT :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 22 - Bunny Girl - Monster Carrot From time to time bunny girls, in their search for carrots, come across a big monster carrot :D Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 24 - Vampirella’s BackdoorAre you ready for Vampirella’s party? Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Mora - Las Lindas - Wishing Well - Cartoon PinUp Commission Well, superstition is not that bad when you look at it from my angle :) This is Mora Linda, commission for @chalodillo. She’s the main character from his comic Las Lindas. It was a
Cindy Bear - Muffins - Cartoony PinUp Sketch She loves her muffins with a lot of toppings. Will Yogi provide her the maple syrup? :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Reindeer Girl - Santa’s Little Helpers - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Get in DAT Holiday spirit! :D Here’s one similar from the last year - Battle for the Candy Cane.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Snow Bunny - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Will she save all the carrots? Is there room in the Promise Land? :D Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Wonder Woman vs Pussy People - Cartoony PinUp#MakeWondiTiedAgain, Professor Marston would be so proud :)—————Commission info————Patreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Bunny Cisse - Bechamel - Cartoon PinUp CommissionCompliments to the chef :)Commission for https://twitter.com/Brlitwhai7018 of his OC Cisse for TBThursday.————–Commission info————Patreon Newgrounds
April’s Full - Cartoon PinUp Happy April’s Full day :P Poor ol’ Splinter, hope he’ll find someone to share that pizza :)————–Commission info————Patreon Newgrounds Twitter
Goofy and Peg Pete - No More Just Goofing Around Deadpool approves! :PPatreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Sunny - Thrill Sergeant - Cartoon PinUp Commission Yes, Thrill Sergeant! :)Commission of Sunny from The Party, comic made by https://twitter.com/Yosemite_Slam——————If you want to support me and my art check out
Plum the Gnome - Seamen - Cartoon PinUp Commission Commission of Plum the gnome from comic The Party, made by https://twitter.com/Yosemite_Slam——————If you want to support me and my art check out my freshly revamped
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this is why the joke about women in the kitchen exists. don’t get all offended by it; it’s just that the kitchen is a fabulous place for sex
ratamakafon: In case anyone’s getting their knickers in a twist over Deadpool allegedly having rape or transphobic jokes: It doesn’t. Not a single goddamn one. I saw the movie two days ago and while it had plenty of sex jokes, there was literally
wintermoth: YO OK SO I JUST SAW A POST WARNING ABOUT THIS SO, AS SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN THE MOVIE, LET ME CLEAR THIS RIGHT UP: Things Deadpool movie had: Nudity (male and female) Sex Dick and sex jokes Awkward camera placing Torture MURDER and some gore
just-shower-thoughts: I’m pretty sure 69 is more popular as a sex joke than it is an actual sex position.
batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it
definited: that moment when you don’t understand a joke but you laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke
radical-as-fuhk: like 90% of everything i say is a gay joke because i am a gay joke
damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes
poppunkfunk: I make jokes about wanting to die all the time but I’m actually serious haha jokes on you
