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current: “Not true, Governor Romney” - the debate thus far, in one gif. (Our gif person is on duty again tonight.)
crow-thebullet: romney more like ROBMONEY
vondell-swain: my political party at the moment is “i dont want mitt romney to be president”
wabisabi-ja: #the photo that ended mitt romney’s presidential campaign if you feeling like a pimp, go on, brush your shoulders off
lascocks: spookymeon: newlemons: tokyoflashback: liberalsarecool: Via Teabonics can someone make obama’s face a reaction image OBAMA’S FACE. DID ROMNEY EVEN THINK FOR ONE SECOND I MEAN OBAMA IS THE CHILD OF A SINGLE MUM I MEAN WAT LAFFIN
Questions I want to ask Mitt Romney:
heightofthefall: heightofthefall: heightofthefall: heightofthefall: heightofthefall: k i’m going to count the number of times romney blinks in a minute 53 58 57 average number of blinks from data gathered: 56 blinks per minute based on this
shriekingsilver: thisgingersnapsback: Omg Obama just explained an aircraft carrier and submarine to Romney like he was four he had to i mean the man wants to know why fucking airplane windows don’t open
raisaroney: DID ROMNEY JUST SAY THAT HIS FOREIGN POLICY STRATEGY IS TO “GO AFTER THE BAD GUYS” THAT’S NOT A FOREIGN POLICY STRATEGY THAT’S HOW YOU COMPLETE CALL OF DUTY
brianmalik: if romney gets elected it’s going to be like when voldemort took over hogwarts
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: shavenhead: when they get into an argument do you think michelle tells barack she’s voting for mitt romney out of spite and then there’s a beat of silence before they both crack up and hug it out
deadtongues-lonelyhearts: I bet you Mitt Romney is the kind of guy who thinks Link’s name is Zelda
timedoesdirtythings: “With Santorum out of the way Obelisk is now mine. My only obstacle now is Romney. When I am through with him, I shall possess all three of the Egyptian God Cards.”
hallovvrists: i use the romney method when writing an essay the “completely avoid the question because i have no idea what i am talking about” method
itwouldappeariwaswrong: comradecorpsman: I wish I had my own house So if people come to my house telling me about how I should vote for Mitt Romney I’d just be like “I’m a communist. Down with the bourgeois.” and slam the door in their face.
animebarackobama: who cares about “no shave november” what about “no romney for president november” that sounds better
lokis-army-at-221b: majorsarcasm19: lorellaleach: HEY TUMBLR, if you’re American and Mitt Romney wins this election but you didn’t vote for him ENGLAND INVITES YOU FOR A MASS, 4-YEAR-LONG SLEEPOVER WE THANK YOU KINDLY!
To all Romney supporters, I have a challenge for you.
beautiful-rulebreakingmoth: so you think romney’s son buying voting machines in ohio isn’t going to make any impact on the election, right? WRONG. according to at least one person in columbus, ohio on the daily beast’s voter irregularity widget,
I SHIP ROMNEY/LOSING
sajme: Obama….Romney, Tomorrow you will meet with the judges and only one of you will continue in the hopes of become America’s Next Top Model.
florence-l: barackobama: Don’t let your friends forget who Mitt Romney is before they go vote tomorrow. Unfortunately for Latin America, the one you chose to govern you will affect us too. So PLEASE PLEASE DON’T VOTE THIS ASSHOLE
talesfromthelosers-side: pretty sure this is what Romney america would look like
thegoatjustatethemoney: cuntclaws: Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then
ukeking: romney wins homura resets the timeline
noemail: stereobone: homovikings: i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president ohmygod could you imagine tho “mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?” “I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
if romney wins we all change our icons to people screaming in horror
fixitfelixfixedcalhounsheart: kyary: what if obama nor romney wins and hatsune miku walks out and she goes ‘ai amu da puresidentu’
thedarkavengerloki: horussaponi: ok tumblr gets up in arms if someone says obama should die but then laugh and agree with death threats directed at romney some people on this site are so fucking hypocritical and tumblr is so biased it’s sickening
Raise your hand if you're genuinely terrified that Romney will be elected today.
buttglare: Just a casual reminder to everyone on this election night about Mitt Romney’s real name
yanderae: I genuinely miss rick santorum. he was funner to joke about. he’s like the dog who walks into glass doors because he doesn’t understand transparency, while romney’s just the human who walks into glass doors because he doesn’t believe
crossbowsandwalkers: Hey guys. Guess what? If you voted Romney today, that’s great! I’m proud of you for voting! If you voted Obama today, that’s great! I’m proud of you for voting! If you voted 3rd party today, that’s great! I’m proud
thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: spookymanor: omfg they’re so sad Love how Obama HQ is mixed race people with normal clothes and Romney HQ is all white people in suits.
raaynee: turbo-vonschweetz: wow so my dad is voting for obama and my neighbor from around the corner is voting for romney but instead of throwing insults and other shit at each other, they dressed up in nice suits and are going to go get some breakfast
shawtycon: IF YOU VOTED FOR ROMNEY THEN YOU DESERVE TO continue with your daily activity and enjoy your day because while i might not agree with your views that doesnt mean its ok for me to wish you would be brutally mudered
edithcrawley: hey romney
vangoghingghost: remember when Romney said he had a victory speech already written
boyswillbewithboys: Remember this morning when we were worried about Romney being president
tigerfeel: mumblinginadarkroom: tigerfeel: ok so turns out Mitt Romney’s full name contains all the letters to spell “I Am Lord”, i think we should all familiarise ourselves with permutations of the remaining letters (W L I T T R M N E Y) in
miss-nerdgasmz: colonelcheru: izzetheking: collage of mitt romneys mouth turned on its side They look like butts Explains why everything that came out of his mouth was shit
Mitt Romney right now:
jen-the-exile: this is the most accurate depiction of a Mitt Romney America that i have ever seen.
tabby-luv: rimjob-romney: full movies on youtube “to watch this movie click the link in the description”
darrynek: must…make…original…Text post *i begin shaking* MUST GET NOTES *i begin sweating profusely* mitt romney nicolas cage miranda cosgrove *my heartbeat increases* crocs uggs beyonce *my face turns pale white* lana del rey nutella soft grunge
thanedatassassinkrios: indecen-t: look who just waltzed in last night and bOUGHT HIS FUCKING CHEERIOS MitT ROMNEY’S AN OLE MISS FAN?!?!?!
seaweedick: do you ever realize how fucking weak humans are like put us in a ring with literally any animal and we die faster than romney’s dreams on election night
peanutbuttarunna: a-fucking-creeper: mareeps: they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election mint romney and obamanana split i’m 500% done with this site barackyroad
runningrepublican: multidjc: romamochi: profmth: Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history. I’m not even sorry never forget
subscriberstothesun: Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?
chronic-genderbender: jaredsadalecki: breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still
miss-mouth:chronic-genderbender: jaredsadalecki: breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man
micdotcom: Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south.
kacysimplylove: love-order-chaos-repeat: cutecreative: cocochampange: floozys: micdotcom: Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south. this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil
When I’m married my partner and I will have: Morning sex Afternoon sex Dinner sex After meal sex I-made-pancakes sex Good morning sex The-kids-are-at-school sex Shower sex Bored sex Make-up sex Break-up sex Obama-won sex Romney-lost sex Monday sex
when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex they kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex obama won sex romney lost sex monday sex
vaguelyjewish: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi? This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
trillrosemafia: blvck-qod: stunningpicture: Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965 Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out. Even back then
