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mswyrr: Because it deserves repeating. Here’s Mitt Romney’s mom talking about what an awesome thing welfare is and how much it helped her husband:
darksugarvenom: Your wonderful Mitt Romney: laid off thousands of workers as head of the investment company Bain Capital. set up shell companies in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda to avoid U.S. taxes. calls Obama’s payroll tax cut that would save middle
ecmajor: datcatwhatcameback: rpb3000: bubonickitten: barackfuckingobama: gh3ttoghoul: lol i cant breathe but why won’t airplane windows open wat GOD DAMMIT MITT ROMNEY SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS (How can anybody take this guy seriously!?) I guess about
Can I take a poll? Like for Romney, reblog for Obama.
a-teenage-atheist: lindzar: t-nse: c0rnfields: Hi. I’m Adam. And this is my friend Chase. I’m an Independent who supports Barack Obama for President. Chase is an Independent who has long supported Mitt Romney for President of the United States
paxamericana:peterfeld: Romney staff is holding children hostage at a frostbitten rally right now, according to NY Times reporter Michael Barbaro and USA Today’s Jackie Kucinich. Holy shit. I knew this election was missing something cartoonishly
therealklt: therealklt: therealklt: Allow me to introduce you to a Mr. Mitt Romney. A haphazard skew of a man, whose political career, much like his wit, is an act of uncomfortable brevity. To his immediate right is a door-to-door salesman, of sorts,
vashxthexstampede: killing-for-company: bodypartss: azngirllh: prisonerofcreativity: dragonskales: Mitt Romeny’s plan for women and your daughters…. holy shit this is terrifying hell no I still don’t understand why Mitt Romney has a lot
everyonelovesrobots: gloomyteens: Why I’m Voting For Mitt Romney (x) I…Please tell me she’s trolling? Please?
tompeyer: I think some of these Romney supporters voted for The Penguin.
The mere fact that Americans are seriously considering Romney is truly frightening.
whataboutdistrict13: If Romney wins come to Canada we have maple syrup
godtricksterloki: fuckyeahitsthevampirediaries: iamthedyinglight: darksugarvenom: Your wonderful Mitt Romney: laid off thousands of workers as head of the investment company Bain Capital. set up shell companies in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda to
Mitt Romney said,"If you can't afford college, school isn't for you." Well Mitt, if you can't win the election, the presidency isn't for you.
daanielleey: funkies: is mitt working at walmart now Psh no.. He’s working at walgreens HA!
d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a: when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex they kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex obama won sex romney lost
spookypariah: mistressperona: krudman: ryan-c-cole: morbi: ryan-c-cole: mistressperona: so I made Romney into a one piece villain. it fits. This is a little too perfect. THE NEW VICE ADMIRAL AND POSSESSOR OF THE MONEY-MONEY FRUIT MITTORUUUUU!
Road out of Romney, West Virginia photo by John Vachon, 1942via: LOC
keyserspooke replied to your post:keyserspooke replied to your post:is crabs more… weren’t you crying about that show like a month ago? okay, romney am i not both a man and a free american? am i not allowed to change my opinion, as is a free
deadcity: cocochampange: floozys: micdotcom: Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south. this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life *looks outside
therealklt:Allow me to introduce you to a Mr. Mitt Romney. A haphazard skew of a man, whose political career, much like his wit, is an act of uncomfortable brevity. To his immediate right is a door-to-door salesman, of sorts, whose peddled wares are more
telemiscommunication: wanderection: hommos: i bet mitt romney doesnt tag his posts i bet he tags hate i bet he tags furby hate i bet he likes pewdiepie
yiffy-mitt-romney: The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story. The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear
fuckyeahv4lve: november 6th, 2012. millions of americans wait anxiously as the votes are counted and it is time for the president to be announced. the votes have been counted and the winner is.. mitt romney. he walks up to the microphone with a smile
emkaymlp: someone put up a spray of mitt romney and then a bunch of people gathered around it and started hitting it with melee weapons
indigoneutrino: I know we were all joking round in 2012 saying “oh if Mitt Romney gets elected we’ll have a giant four year sleepover and all the Americans can come and live with us” but the equivalent thing has literally just happened in Australia
adurot:chocobo-kokoro: needscandalinmylife: lizdexia: jamieali: A lovely story about Romney/Ryan. This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever. no lies in this post yas obama slay Eeeeeeehhhhh… It’d be more accurate
floozys:micdotcom:Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south. this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life ^this
My dad just told me to vote for Mitt Romney. EDIT: He also is fanboying over George Bush. If a toilet bowl could whack me in the head and kill me right now, that’d be really cool.
babrahamlincoln: me and my roommates think the debate is going to turn into a hate fuck “whoever gets on top wins!” i bet romney is a bossy bottom
magicalgirlobama: if romney wins, the only explanation is he that he made a contract with kyubey
seijisen: mitt romney gets elected homura resets the timeline
White People Mourning Romney
crackerhell: girljanitor: hidden-agender: daintyblackpegasus: real quick notice that romney talked about wives at home while their husbands are at war and obama just said “military spouses”. micro leads to macro, that inclusion, even in language,
theamazingsallyhogan: politicalsci: Bear in mind that the reason Toys ‘R Us is crumbling (along with IHeartRadio, the largest Radio company in the U.S.) is because of companies like Bain Capital (which you may remember as the company that Mitt Romney
chronic-genderbender: jaredsadalecki: breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still
love-order-chaos-repeat: cutecreative: cocochampange: floozys: micdotcom: Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south. this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope
think4yourself: Romney/Ryan 2012
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney says “no homo” before he eats a hot dog
peaceloveandwolfpack: i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election i’m british and i’m terrified. i’m greek and i’m terrified i’m brazilian and i’m terrified i’m german and i’m terrified i’m polish
Obama should just say “Mitt Romney thinks airplane windows should open” and then kick over the podium and backflip out of the room while he flips him off
cracked: inothernews: section9: thegreg: peterfeld: Seems pretty obvious no? election: Did Mitt Romney cheat in Wednesday’s debate? This slowed-down closeup posted to YouTube makes it appear as though he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a paper
oliviagracedunham: sapphonest: veiledsentiments: ahostofrebelangels: CollegeHumor just won the internet. heeeeeeeeeeeeey wealthy ladies! MITT MITT MITT- MITT ROMNEY STYLE I’m dead. need this on my blog i can’t stop watching it
passingtimeandstayingfine: blacknailsandmusic: honeybesweet: kaleahthekid: 808s-annnnd-heartbreaks: knowledgeequalsblackpower: cjsilver: Snoop Dogg’s reasons for not voting for Mitt Romney. Via Instagram. THIS IS REAL HE REALLY TWEETED THIS
keepfabandgayon: davidduspookyspackage: CANADA IS TIGHTENING SECURITY ON ITS BORDERS IN THE EVENT THAT ROMNEY WINS and it was announced in the most passive-aggressive way ever go canada
balancingtheuniverse: I just thought it was hilarious last night when Romney said “I’ve worked in the private sector my entire life, I don’t know government” then why are you running for one of the most powerful positions in the country
commie-pinko-liberal: Rachel Maddow reacts to the fact that Romney said Syria is Iran’s route to the sea
scootaspooky: beautiful-rulebreakingmoth: so you think romney’s son buying voting machines in ohio isn’t going to make any impact on the election, right? WRONG. according to at least one person in columbus, ohio on the daily beast’s voter irregularity
peanutbuttarunna: a-fucking-creeper: mareeps: they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election mint romney and obamanana split i’m 500% done with this site barackyroad
mrpondismypatronus: shortformblog: In an alternate reality, this would be Mitt Romney’s first web presence as President-Elect. He prepared a transition site in preparation for victory, and it was live for a brief period of time before it was clear
wittywallflower: ymcgay: “what kind of sick bastard wouldnt reblog this” me According the the Tumblr posts I dont reblog I am an anti-gay pro-cancer Romney supporting puppy-kicker and also my name is Rick.
agentwashingtub: Translation to non-Australian followers: Basically our Mitt Romney just won Oh dear.
lokiismycuddlyfriend: bakerstreetnumber221b: lachrymosa: Americans, us Australians offered you refuge if Romney was to win the election, and now we ask to return the favour if Tony Abbott wins this federal election. We require minimal food and water
noemail: stereobone: homovikings: i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president ohmygod could you imagine tho “mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?” “I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
clarksextresser: forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job I was gonna be like “which one?” and then I was like “either”
heyriahh: kingjaffejoffer: Soccer Dad Gettin His Turn up at the Hyundai dealership I thought that was mitt romney for a second
kusahebi: “O-Oh, Obama-Senpai, I’m so glad you agreed to take this walk with me. Isn’t the sunset so romantic?” “It sure is, Romney-chan. I’m glad I finally built up enough courage to finally go out with you.”
God I hope Romney runs again I have so many jokes I wish I made four years ago I’m so excited to get to use them
sean3116: God I hope Romney runs again I have so many jokes I wish I made four years ago I’m so excited to get to use them Breaking news: bummer.
