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rlmjob: just call me prince hairy
rlmjob: start the day off right with a balanced breakfast
rlmjob: bahamvt: this is what it looks like waking up in the same room as me except usually i’m naked thats breakfast, lunch, and dinner right there
rlmjob: Who’s that steamy dad
rlmjob: lms if platyhelminthes are ur fave phyla too
rlmjob: okay but this one is all too real
rlmjob: put your hand down my pants and your blunt in my mouth
rlmjob: My onesie has arrived
rlmjob: searching for the g-spot
rlmjob: “hey I think I follow your tumblr”
rlmjob: I’m not like most grills
rlmjob: Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
rlmjob: she dead
rlmjob: new year new meme
rlmjob: something special came in the mail today
rlmjob: when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub
rlmjob: the operation was a success
rlmjob: hipster blogs be like
rlmjob: snail-bby: “glory hole” in lake berryessa, where at least one woman committed suicide by swimming inside in 1997 glory hole
rlmjob: gonna go nerd out at the gym
rlmjob:all of the sweat on the ground is mine
rlmjob: *puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
rlmjob: unclefather: I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? your kik
rlmjob: hmu (◕‿◡✿)
rlmjob: This is what the Internet was made for
rlmjob: heading to the dominican republic and miami this week so I shed my dad layer to make room for the sun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
rlmjob: “you always have to be right dont you??” well im not gonna fucking argue about something if I think im wrong so yeah
rlmjob: Yes
rlmjob: no better picture will ever be taken of me
rlmjob: japhers: folwer: but its important IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND THE look
rlmjob: Someone please buy this for me I’ll straight up take some nasty ass selfies in it
rlmjob: I’m really proud of butt
rlmjob: thinking about avocados
rlmjob: thot abroad
rlmjob: me crush monday
rlmjob: Having a crush is so fucking annoying I wanna smash my stupid head into a cinder block Yeah
rlmjob: water is wet
rlmjob: the future is now
rlmjob: choke me (◕‿◡✿)
rlmjob: crowpse: I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
rlmjob: I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
rlmjob: the perks of getting the fuck away from me
rlmjob: very me
rlmjob: realizing that tumblr has started to shape your opinions on different matters
rlmjob: I bought red sheets so no one will know when im on my period
