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rlmjob: hipster blogs be like
rlmjob: dealing with internet hate
rlmjob: she dead
rlmjob: thefeelingiswat: izzetheking: I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds . wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image
rlmjob: if you’re wondering why CNN is biased towards Hillary even though the public seems to agree that Bernie came through last night on multiple fronts heres something interesting
rlmjob: just call me prince hairy
rlmjob: Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
rlmjob: I cant wait to go home and masturbate
rlmjob: “you always have to be right dont you??” well im not gonna fucking argue about something if I think im wrong so yeah
rlmjob: new haircut
rlmjob: okay but this one is all too real
rlmjob: I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
rlmjob: pornhub is doing more good for this world than the fricken US government
rlmjob: nothing will ever confuse me more than this What the actual fuck just happened?? 😂😂
rlmjob: Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny #yup
rlmjob: Is this artpop
rlmjob: My onesie has arrived
rlmjob: cieply: chocho-akimichi: The only decent things to come out of england is harry potter, Naomi Campbell and the spice girls
rlmjob: I didnt get choked and tied up for you to not text me back
rlmjob: egg
rlmjob: the perks of getting the fuck away from me
rlmjob: when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub
rlmjob:when someone tries bringing up high school
rlmjob: Never trust a man with a pony tail
rlmjob: Some people a while back wanted to know about trash diving/freeganism and experiences doing it sooo here it is. Not all of what was retrieved is pictured (about 3 times as much produce because I went with a larger group, this was just what I
rlmjob: buttflick: when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it
rlmjob: accidentally met lady gaga
rlmjob: didnt need the hair in spain but will regret shedding my winter coat when I return to the sub zero vermont climate
rlmjob: I should be studying for cell bio
rlmjob: heading to LA hmu
rlmjob:heading to the dominican republic and miami this week so I shed my dad layer to make room for the sun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
rlmjob: *puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
rlmjob: tryna get tan if this goes on a pale blog I’ll take personal offense
rlmjob: show this to your dad
rlmjob: theres so much cock on my dash and im beyond the point of caring if anyone sees like let this be our conversation starter oh you love dicks too? awesome lets get drunk about it
rlmjob: im in a committed relationship with cream cheese
rlmjob: unclefather: I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? your kik
rlmjob: gonna go nerd out at the gym
rlmjob: Bout 2 take a shit good thing i look fresh as fuck
