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cantcolonizethispussy:softwhorecore: cantcolonizethispussy: potatoes are actually my unproblematic fave But they were the cause of a famine i can’t believe u just pulled receipts on potatoes
jcoleknowsbest: latinosexuality: jcoleknowsbest: invisibleblackunicorn: mimicryisnotmastery: blackbabesupremacy: What happened in Puerto Rico I wanna know what happened in Puerto Rico It’s too late for me to remember where I put the receipts
kaylahraquel: somalisupremacy:vivaillajams:ikaythegod:djsdoingwork:Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo) A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the
2damnfeisty: youcantroamwithoutcaesar: ilede: jackanthfern: aaliyahsashes: BITCH ME TOO THA PHUCK vbh nrtv pfdbvskn ;jefwl’vads,mqdewjoreffbvaef qewDACDVSAGEWTOPFDSAVKERGWNF AD BEYONCE SWALLOWS R U SURE?? This is a reach receipts.
enemaroberts: gemmahorann: enemaroberts: when someone tries to show me receipts on my #problematic fave In other words “I’m totally okay with systemic oppression as long as my fave is perpetuating it. I only care about social justice when it
honeybooavenue: When you finally got those receipts you’ve been waiting on
barfpop: me when someone pulled old receipts of my fav being problematic
husssel: When someone brings up invalid receipts on your fave…
egeaux: when u find a receipt on someone u hate
princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
grapeson: blackdenimjeans: lostinallthis: This is really demoralizing 😖 for those asking for receipts
dope-like-adrian: hersheywrites: vonricco: niggasandcomputers: juboktimusprime: grapeson: blackdenimjeans: lostinallthis: This is really demoralizing 😖 for those asking for receipts Shit make me think about quiting Nah don’t do that
loismarie92: makewudunotwar: See I blame Crayola Where are the receipts? White people font throw drawings away!
bishopmyles: blasianxbri: ohitsjustgreg: uglynewyork: k-ameli: kingjaffejoffer: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Holy crap. THIS THAT THEY KHALED BE TALKIN BOY SHE BOUT TO DO IT I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HER RECEIPTS.
canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself
twobrowngirlstalkback: Alton always coming with the receipts. Get on that Cutthroat Kitchen train if you haven’t already. You’ll thank me later.
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
critiq: Receipts.
daenerystargaryenbitch: finallyclean: Hillz with the receipts!! AHEHRJANFJAJBD
melthedestroyer: coffeebuddha: fujisalci: i write sins not shopping receipts Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a
astro-limbed: aobas-donut-hole: Imagine your otp Merry Christmas, I’m your present: Aries, Leo, Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Gemini Can I have the receipt: Libra, Scorpio, Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Capricorn
airzonk: airzonk: asmr open mic night you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence
exu-lan-sis: exu-lan-sis: guys i got free food for being gay tonight and the receipt literally says “fellow lesbians” on it this is gay privilege i could not make this up
twilightsparklesharem: zensparkle: redballpointpen: @secrettunnelyeah heres ur present for my bday no receipt u cant return it Korra… Either way, there’ll be bouncing.
vivaillajams: ikaythegod:djsdoingwork: Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo) A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the company. According to reports
memedirection: when u know someone is fake as hell but u dont have receipts
slimetony: slimetony:coldhardcummies:I didn’t know there was a receipt emoji 📠📠📠📠thats a fax machine idiotGab stop digging up posts where I was mean to you
mineapple: buckybutts: so jill ate her own adoption form ‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’
tunatakotuna: Things I, as a DG keyholder, find in my pockets: -A variety of box cutters, none of which are approved for use -Receipts -Clock in/out and meal start/end tickets -Sale sign stickers -Tape -Rubber bands -Entire end cap planograms -Change
drinkspill: virgoassbitch: precumming: me pulling out receipts Virgo why is this so funny to me like politics in 2017 are at a new level
ironinkpen: ironinkpen: ironinkpen: ironinkpen: If you’re planning on donating to the ACLU today, take a screenshot of your donation receipt and post it in reply to this tweet! Your amount will be matched!! He’s matching up to โK now!! (x) now
surprisebitch: memewhore: madeupmonkeyshit: ???WHO SAID THAT???? Here you go… she posted her photo at this time: her “receipt” was tweeted after she uploaded those photos: so that means no one actually said that shit before she posted
barracoola: e-ghoul: dapperalbinobudgie: sexhaver: remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around
yourplayersaidwhat: rogue: *rolls a 10 on perception*dm: you find a sheet of papermonk: *ooc* it’s a tesco receipt
woolay: babyitaliano: @swordoftheberserkgutsrage Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
glumshoe:January 1 and the lords you gifted me no longer leap with their initial vigor. I suspect their are faulty. Do you still have the receipt? I wish to exchange them for new, leapier, more athletic lords.
pikaglove:calyroco:ryebreadgf:if i was very little i could live inside your tote bag and use your rumpled up receipts as blankets. have you thought about that@pikaglove You tag me but this is pretty accurate to what I write
femburton: so y’all just not gonna say shit about viola davis taking off her makeup, eyelashes, and snatching her own wig on national tv to expose her cheating husband with fresh dick pic receipts and possibly whoop his ass in the next episode?
lous-games-win: hamletwithbears: sadanduseless:Cat Hoarders The receipt cat is actually a soot sprite. That last one
earlfs: otasumi: iiswhoiis: when you have receipts ok at 0:28 that part sounds SO MUCH like another song and its driving me crazy does aNYONE KNOW @sf3
parks-and-rex: Me when someone talking mad shit but I got receipts
sodomymcscurvylegs: When your friend jokingly threatens you and you gotta’ remind them you have receipts on their entire existence:
kellymarietran:aka “jake peralta is bisexual and i have the receipts”
isanyonewatchingme: theshitneyspears: IM THIS PETTY Pulling out all receipts!!
shinypincurchin:shinypincurchin:Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like “hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall” and he was like
vividhotsexy:monica-geller: yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool
alexandrathegreatt: chicklikemeblog: no-receipts: straight white men’s solution to everything: Should work out well. Bullshit
