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mentalflossr: Crocodile Bookmark Turns Your Books Into a Literary Swamp Store-bought bookmarks are far from a necessity—it’s easier (and cheaper) to just use an old receipt than to purchase a designated page-keeper. But sometimes you come across
dirkiborn: tumblr callout culture is disgusting and must be stoppedpeople are literally reaching for any form of ‘receipt’ they can find, including going years back into peoples history, so they can call them out as problematicits a form of bullying.
canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself
poutyr3dlips: gif-receipt: So beautiful Thank you :-)
fairyysquaadmother: when you thought your body wasn’t lit during spring break but then you check the receipts⛅️
paradoxicull: sadrepublicanmom: geodude: lebanesenights: DYINGGG LFMAODKKWKCJWKFJJE I thought I was going to be mad at all the white people but I’m glad she was lookin for those receipts lol Woman in red is trying so hard not to laugh
be-blackstar: the-cimmerians: lesbian-lizards: badkittyradkitty: commongayboy: Amber Heard has all of these receipts and people still question her. Johnny isn’t innocent. #IStandWithAmber ‘He’s so sad’. ‘He was crying when he realised
strippingdowninhibitions: nightlifeofdancers: You DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT throw Ice cubes from your drink, coasters, napkins, receipts, your hat, coins, watch Or sun glasses at a stripper on stage!!! I had a customer almost throw ice from his drink
sodomymcscurvylegs: When someone thinks they beat you at an argument and you line up all of your receipts to decimate them:
frankpagmanua: stanleighhh: honeychaigoddess: canadianbrownsugar: diamondallycha: clatchetuniversity: foxymamma-jamma: jehovahhthickness: How I want my bank account to look like by 25. Claiming it. Waaaaay up 🙏🏾 11:11am on the receipt.
thebootydiaries:cashier: do you want the receipt?me: yas bitch tell me everything
memedirection: when u know someone is fake as hell but u dont have receipts
manhubofficial: when you get dragged but you remember you have receipts
no-receipts: sadvirginsacrifice: my autobiography its me.
octillerize: real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end
fin-nick-o-dair: you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
adamusprime: i’m bringin sexy back. it was defective. yes, i still have the receipt. thanks.
sebastianmoran: 100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow Buy any.
princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
cantcolonizethispussy:softwhorecore: cantcolonizethispussy: potatoes are actually my unproblematic fave But they were the cause of a famine i can’t believe u just pulled receipts on potatoes also they weren’t the cause at all so
deadliestdoodles: When you got receipts. original
whitepeopletwitter:“would you like a receipt”
Found this the other day when looking through receipts
nltm: nltm: Yo what happened to my mcdonalds receipt EGG!MCMUGGIO!!!!!!!!!Go!
the-young-writer-gg: melthedestroyer: coffeebuddha: fujisalci: i write sins not shopping receipts Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging
surly-squirtle: thedaylightworldofbrian: versaceslut: “Even when you meet them—I won’t name names—but some of these pop stars are just awful,” Smith said in his interview with Khan. “I won’t name names” Sorry, you had no receipts.
phallical: Me about to spill all the tea, frame the receipts and read a bitch to filth 💅🏼
recit-not-receipt: thebluebitchincharge: mutantsandaliens: zen-mode: reubydoomsday: Nobody’s immune to breast cancer. Best. Ever.Get that on your blogs. NOW. putting this on my blog for reasons. Reblogging for similar reasons. This is actually
westbor0baptistchurch: demeler: The best gifts my parents ever gave me was my face I hope you kept the receipt.
andrewhussiesbosom: YESTERDAY AT HOT TOPIC I WAS BROWSING THINGS AND THERE WAS A GIRL BUYING A BASIC NIRVANA SHIRT AND WHEN SHE GOT HER RECEIPT AND WALKED AWAY I HEARD THE CASHIER SAY “SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE ONLY KNOWS ONE FUCKING SONG” I LAUGHED SO
alexandrathegreatt: chicklikemeblog: no-receipts: straight white men’s solution to everything: Should work out well. Bullshit
awwww-cute: Here is your receipt
miksasa: IM LAUGHIN G SO HARD BECAUSE THE STUFF I ORDERED FOR MY ATEM WIG CAME TODAY FROM ARDA AND THIS WAS ON THE RECEIPT THEY KNEW THEY KNEW
fakebreast: myrandomcrazybeautifulthoughts: fonzworthcutlass: moisemorancy: LMFAO, I can’t stand her! a mess 😭😭😭 I CANT WITH HER LMAOO they showed receipts!!!
critiq: Receipts.
preoccupiedpepper: There are certain aspects of Tumblr culture that I find really creepy. Pulling receipts on people is one of them. Even creepier, the people who go out of their way to send asks like “Just so you know, you reblogged so-and-so
20053: sodomymcscurvylegs: When someone thinks they beat you at an argument and you line up all of your receipts to decimate them: @haoiki-dayo
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
protectnormani: groot: KIM PULLED OUT Receipts! 2017..
sodomymcscurvylegs:Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging”
lous-games-win: hamletwithbears: sadanduseless:Cat Hoarders The receipt cat is actually a soot sprite. That last one
omganniephanny: Anyone have an extra hand?Clipvia :: ELM :: C4S :: Private Blogright now anyone who buys ŭ in videos on either of my sites gets snapchat for FREE for a month! Just email proof of receipt to annie.phanny17@gmail.com and I will reply with
sourwolf: onionchester: i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by
yamborghini:ITEMIZED ALL YOUR RECEIPTS MY G
prettyboyshyflizzy: blackhipsteraesthetic: haelroyale: fonzworthcutlass: moisemorancy: LMFAO, I can’t stand her! a mess bruh this shit keeps happening. least her camp could do is check to see if there’s receipts. This couldn’t have
mjalti: people with Read receipts on have nerves of steel….literally the only thing that’s constant in my life is my ability to fall back on “sorry just got ur text”
virgoassbitch: precumming:me pulling out receipts Virgo
clavid: That’s a fuckin build a bear receipt
