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John fell asleep when he and his girlfriend Lolly Pop were visiting grandpa Richie. When he woke up he couldn’t believe his eyes. “Are you kidding me, gramp?â€, he said. “Why didn’t you wake me earlier? I’ve always dreamed that this would
artcorrart: “You’re fucking kidding me! I’m not touching that tiny thing. You can sit over there and watch me take care of the doggers who remembered to bring their cocks.”
Progress “Dude, you really have to cut me in on the next deal,†begged Justin over the phone. “This shit’s unbelievable!†“What the fuck? Are you kidding me? Man, you better get you shit together and start swallowing those pills five times
So Ganon just sent me this zip fileShhhh Ganon it will all be over soon.P.S. Dont worry kids, Fow-Chan will be back tomorrow from her horse dildo shopping trip- Shitposter-Kun
youdeservedegrading: “Now smile for the camera, slut!” “Slut?! I thought you said I was gonna be your girlfriend after tonight.” “Are you kidding me? I don’t date dumb blonde skanks like you. Look at you, you barely even know me and
batorboy:ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? My dick is going to explode, then my brain!! nnghghhhhhhhh uuuunnnghhhhhh so is lola’s daddy when he sees this. nnnnghhhh Daddy can’t wait to fuck me full of babies and make my heavy udders squirt pormilk
benterection: girlswatchporn: WHAAATTT, are you fucking kidding me? Assholes are crazy. female version of “out of me and into you” Damn.
Help me, I’m a fat piece of shit, someone save me from myself hahaha
Hey. Guess what. I’m all up in your Christian Rock, using it for my Destiel play lists. Broke Your heart a thousand timesBut You’ve never left my sideYou have always been here for meYou never let me goYou never let me goDon’t ever let
joe-kid:breaking news: im super GAY
jinxvexx: littlemissfunnybones: get-me-a-ziegenteagan: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: What hoard would you have? If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. canadaleaf7 Looks like my room. lol wow
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deebott: deebott: Use me. This will always cheer me up
the-witches-beard: cannabisnotcantabis: the-stoner-sage: ginnymydear: DUUUUUUDE Are you fucking kidding me omg please tell me you can wind up charge it WHAT?!
deansass: fidel-castros-mustache:deansass: snarkydean:What about habibi coming to kick your fucking ass out of this shit because I am so done. Like, are you kidding me with this crap?Let me just stroll into your struggling minority position and wear
littleblueartist: “People want a superhero they can slap on their kid’s lunchbox. Flashy suit, wholesome values, zippy catchphrase. But that’s not me. I’m a train wreck. I’m just trying to do the right thing, whatever the hell that is.
mistershiningstar: Today was lovely! I was doing work in town, and my beautiful little princess came to cheer me up! She met me in Starbucks, and we went to McDonalds for a snack and a drink, and then we had a look around the museum. It was wonderful
come-wake-me-upp: She makes me feel complete
fuckyeahprocrastinati0n: yeoitsargudo: picassosfinest: sumcalichick: gazeintothehorizontigerlily: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME fuck no “oh well since that didnt work, let me just turn into bionic man” … like it was noting. LOL what the….O.o
celebsland: biebfeetinfatuation: lovemalecelebrities: bieber-news: June 25: Justin’s (@rickthesizzler) video on Snapchat Me when I deep throat him Anal? Mm Are you kidding me?
solcluster: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-pun-isher: kittycatcourtney: starfruittree: thecityofpawnee: This guy is the worst. Florida you’re not looking so good. And this is from someone who is from there. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GET ME OUT
yeah ! , me too kid me too !
waywardswagabond: jessiesula: pizzaforpresident: I’m so done with this planet she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple. this is sexism, my friends. THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY ARE YOU ACTUALLY EVEN KIDDING ME THE FACT THAT SOMEONE
ifmommyonlyknew: videogenic: Are you kidding me? Dude…how did you get them to do this? Or was it their idea? Holy fucking shit! What can I say? My sisters would do anything for me
Okay… my pants are down now… you can let me in… PLEASE. Undies next. What? You have to be fucking kidding me. DO it… or the door stays locked. Fine… If you aren’t naked when I open the door… you’ll
some loneliness all mixed with curacao blue: thedisneyfiles: Are you kidding me? Please tell me that you’re just a...
cannabisnotcantabis: the-stoner-sage: ginnymydear: DUUUUUUDE Are you fucking kidding me omg please tell me you can wind up charge it
barelybaileyyyy: barelybaileyyyy: Reblog if you’d fuck me Are you fucking kidding me?! Why does this have so many notes? #qtna
kouaob: pajamasecrets: iamrickyhoover: poocomesfromfood: moist-fondling: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHH
hashmon3y: hotbabysitter: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Tell me what drugs you have to take to be this fucked up holy fucking shit I never want to be on this level
rearfuckhole: I look at a lot of asses, obviously… anikka albrite‘s gets me every time like, “holy cow, are you kidding me?”
kvaghela: Bruno Mars - ‘Lastly but definitely not in the least, I have to thank my partner in crime, in everything I do, the best guy I know, the man who never steers me wrong but never steers me right, he just steers me - Mr. Philip Lawrence. The
simplical: youthopian: lustire: staeller: titrea: i love this photo me too ahhh me three me four Love this
the1989ers: ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.
inntoxxicated: jay-walden: *Looks at people my age* Look at these stupid kids me me me
turkeytree: psychic: let me read your future kid me: lol sure psychic: all i see is doritos and endless bottles of doctor pepper me: i made it
kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
thepartsyoullneversee:Kid me: When I grow up I want to be someone who can help peopleAdult me: Is there someone who can help me?
underthecarolinamoon: coldwindandiron: I’m sure my wife is going to need to pull me away from my kids to get time with me. ^I don’t think she’ll mind one bit.
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
reliabels:i want a cute person 2 take me 2 art galleries nd coffee shops and paint w me & give me lil kisses and snuggles when i’m sad
jimshdun: im a fucking clingy ass person so i love when other people are clingy too like yes please reassure me that you don’t hate me and you actually enjoy being around me
httpluto: me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me
soymilkmister: me: is mad at you but still wants attention from you I’m rarely mad at you, ACCEPT that one time you fought on me on Gogurts. No. Do not fight me on strawberry gogurt.
pixiegal: little things that make me fall 4 people having a nickname for me (not necessarily a mushy romantic one) using my name in conversation complimenting something I’m not super fond of about myself sending me pictures of stuff that reminds
tiidezzandsunsetss: I want to be with someone who can treat me like we’ve been married for 40 years but still makeout with me like we are just kissing for the first time Me an you.
kamalakhan:this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
p-aulmccartney: theeppytomymacca: seriously why is Roger prettier than me ru kidding me Freddie will always be prettier than me so
oh-well-fuck-me: oh-well-fuck-me: alwayys-hornyy: thats hot ….. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to reblog this because mother of God I need her on my tongue right now
sadlilbratt: sadlilbratt: being told how beautiful i am is my kink just kidding! tie me up and choke me until i pass out
lilac-fairy: Y'all talking about inviting demons into your home.. Bitch u dumb… Good luck *sprinkles holy water around me and lights sage*
rabidline: I like you better as a sister than a mom.Yeah? And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
heythisisbecky: little kids are so creepy example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, “there, now you’ll live until tomorrow” and one day he didn’t kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked
Hana, you singing ‘you are my sunshine’ reminded me of my mom singing to me as a kid ;u;
prxvidor: [ so I had a conversation at work that went a bit like thisnew girl: do you have kids?me: nopenew girl: a boyfriend?me: nahnew girl: so what do you do with your time?me: whatever the heck I want ]
ive been really happy for all the recent canon wlw in cartoons/animation recently, it fills me with so much joy and relief for younger lgbt kids going through the same issues i did when i was growing up finding visibility and acceptance in the shows they
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